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Normbrero: 12/11/2005 - 12/18/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Saturday, December 17, 2005. Gravity's Rainbow and Infinite Jest. And David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest. Read the Wikipedia entries and the books sound interesting. They're not. They're both droning word collages that lull you to sleep with lack of direction and rambling prose. These books both come from the element of literature I refer to as word obfuscation. Using the expression "word obfuscation" is, in fact, word obfuscation itself. Obfuscation. Posted by Norm @ 3:48 AM.
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Normbrero: 11/13/2005 - 11/20/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Thursday, November 17, 2005. Do I remove all the clocks and watches in my life? Then how do I know how and when to get to and from work? Improbable move, losing all the clocks. But there has to be a better way than having the clock always displayed in the lower right hand corner of my computer monitor. Ok, how about this, I'll hide it. Right-click on the Windows toolbar, select Properties, then deselect the check box which says "Show the clock". Ok, so now what? Are you in the rig...
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Normbrero: 11/20/2005 - 11/27/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Thursday, November 24, 2005. Not so with beer. I assumed I would be able to find any number of beer sites on the Internet, but this optimism was soon quelled by reality. The first site I found was ratebeer.com. I started by clicking the link "View the top beers." This was an exercise in futility, as I recognized only Dogfish Head on the list of the top 50 beers. Could it really be the case that of the top 50 rated beers on this website, I had drank none and only heard of 1? I'm lo...
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Normbrero: 03/13/2005 - 03/20/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Sunday, March 13, 2005. Anyway, like they say, Buyer Beware. I'll write that as if it's a proper noun since it's pretty damn important. Apple is going to rape you for money if they can help it. There's a 1 year warranty on the thing, but if you need to send it in after 6 months, you'll pay $30 for it. That's a warranty? To say the least, Apple's strategy is to gouge you with adds on and service rapes. Posted by Norm @ 11:48 AM. The Monkey and The Blue Beach Ball.
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Normbrero: 02/27/2005 - 03/06/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Friday, March 04, 2005. Posted by Norm @ 6:56 AM. Thursday, March 03, 2005. The 4th Business Day. Speaking of which, the English language takes an absolute beating in my work place. Whale Foot, as I like to call her, is the worst offender. Her Russian-English bark-an-expression is the sole reason I brought headphones to work. There, I have brought it semi-back to my point, since she will undoubtedly be there tomorrow. Posted by Norm @ 6:35 PM. Why I love baseball.
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Normbrero: 12/18/2005 - 12/25/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Friday, December 23, 2005. At some point I may post something real again. In the meantime you have this junk. Really Big Beer Ad. Back to Useless Link #4. Posted by Norm @ 5:00 PM. Thursday, December 22, 2005. A video from a band called Matisyahu. It's Jewish raggae. Seriously. And it's pretty fucking good. Seriously. More like Sublime than anything, IMO. But you be the judge. Back link to Useful link #3. Posted by Norm @ 10:59 AM. Wednesday, December 21, 2005. Don't get me wrong,...
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Normbrero: 11/27/2005 - 12/04/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Allow Myself to Introduce My.Self. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my lovely wife Oprah. These words which everybody knows were made famous since this is how the bible starts. None of this, "On the first day there was a dog looking for a tree to pee on" stuff. Indeed, Austin Powers was merely aping (apeing? The opening stanza of the Holy Bible. Belt. I've found this to be the case at work. People say, "So how was your weekend? All of this flo...
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Normbrero: 03/06/2005 - 03/13/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Wednesday, March 09, 2005. Posted by Norm @ 6:03 AM. Tuesday, March 08, 2005. I recommend it, very fun. But better with more than 1 person. Posted by Norm @ 5:48 AM. The Monkey and The Blue Beach Ball. 10 Mind Blowing Ways to Lose Weight. Not the Onion: Study Finds that Those with Hammers. Drive Off a Cliff, I Want Out. The Real Middle Earth. You Made the Internet. You May Mindfully Eat Me. Good to the last drop.
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Normbrero: 12/04/2005 - 12/11/2005
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We make holes in teeth! Friday, December 09, 2005. Reach to the Wounded Healer. Take a few moments to look at this. Book and the reviews. Ok, there are several things wrong with this page. First, this is not a 5 star book. How do I know this? Well, I read it. I read it because the author sent me a copy of it. He wanted me to review his book for him. Ok fine, I said, but beware I'm going to slam it if it sucks. Ok, he said. That's the problem. Do I post these comments? That's where the trouble is, in the ...