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Oh, Crikey!: my mission
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Friday, January 18, 2008. Just chillin' with the homies, gotta lock it down. Check it out! Are you down with that? Doncha be dissin' ma homeboys - I pop a cap in yo' ass. Just keepin' it real, dog. Know what I'm sayin'? You may ask. Our Doctrine? Why, don't you start getting lippy with me, now - you just better get down on your knees and start prayin', boy! And believe me, You Will Repent! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Oh, Crikey!: stars in my eyes
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Thursday, January 10, 2008. Stars in my eyes. I feel so lovey-dovey this evening pondering the nature of love. What is love? It's that heady, intoxicating, floating feeling reserved for that one special other. My objet d'amour. Maybe MR has some Maori ancestry? For those who don't know, Michelle Rodriguez is an actress who played a tough Hispanic cop in the TV series LOST. A combative Latina policewoman in the movie S.W.A...And s...
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Oh, Crikey!: Happy New Year... (sorta)
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Tuesday, January 01, 2008. Happy New Year. (sorta). Happy New Year, everybody! Yup, you read that right. "Why the unnecessary hostility on such a festive occasion? The following pattern always repeats: intro bonding trust intimacy disagreement squabbling death threats violence court hearings unending hatred. So I thought, "why bother? Why not just begin hating folks from the get-go and save everybody's time? That way we'd never have...
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Oh, Crikey!: joy and sorrow
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Wednesday, February 06, 2008. It's that time of the year again, our annual national whinge-fest. Skimming the local web, I see numerous bloggers kvetching about race relations. Delightful! What was once traditionally the domain of Maori has now become mainstream. Without even realising it, everyone's practicing Maori culture. Celebrate. So let me join the grumpy crowd and add my unhappy 2 cents worth. What do you think? Are rogue co...
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Oh, Crikey!: Random Movie Review
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Friday, January 04, 2008. I've one trifling gripe. Innumerable cachets of ammunition are expended in this movie, so it's slightly disappointing the film omitted any scenes showing characters firing two guns simultaneously - one in each hand (preferably while flying through the air) - a standard act so familiar to us through classics such as The Matrix. SPOILER: Not all the bad guys survive]. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Oh, Crikey!: Top Chef returns
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Sunday, February 03, 2008. Not much to say, really. So, when in doubt, blog about television. I think I've found my couch-potato soul-mate. TV critic Jane Bowron picks. And Tim Gunn's Guide to Style. As the best reality shows. Ditto all that! Ahh, a gal after my own channel-surfing heart! If she had included America's Next Top Model. On her list, I'd demand DNA tests to prove we're not twins separated at birth. Check out that Micah!
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Oh, Crikey!: Single Male Maori seeking...
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Saturday, January 05, 2008. Single Male Maori seeking. The love that dare not speak its name. Internet dating is thriving in New Zealand. Excellent news for us single boys! I try to avoid the law-breaking bunch; the biggest pack of thieves you'll ever meet. They'll pinch anything not nailed down. Heck, they'd steal the skidmarks out of your undies! I wouldn't be lying if I said I met someone on the internet, would I? I'd hate people...
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Oh, Crikey!: Miss-communications
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Wednesday, January 02, 2008. I finally joined the 21st Century - or at least the 20th Century. Yes, I bought me a cell-phone. And what an ordeal over a simple purchase! After all, you're selling me the damn thing. Shouldn't I. What my new number is." She gave me the filthiest look, as if about to ring the police. I thought: oh great! And what a flash toy it is! Shiny and modern, it can take and send photos. It's wafer-thin but c...
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Oh, Crikey!: Revolution!
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If you're reading this you've obviously got too much time on your hands. Tuesday, January 29, 2008. I'm bicultural and straddle two worlds. As a result, I'm bilingual. It's true! I can speak lefty. Want proof? Not bad, eh? Ok then, how about this:. Down with the Amerikkkan industrial-military complex.". Pretty fluent, huh? Well how 'bout this then:. Dismantle the dominant patriarchal heteronormative hegemony.". It's so enticing that I've been seduced by its. And we'll need cash to rebuild the infrastruct...
