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July | 2013 | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Monthly Archives: July 2013. Dear Geico, e-Trade and AT&T. July 24, 2013. You’ve ruined commercials. Because of the Hump Day Camel, E-Trade Baby and those hilarious Kids in the Discussion Group, I can’t stand other advertisements. If I can’t stand other advertisements, I won’t buy products. If I don’t buy products, my kids won’t have clothes. If my kids don’t have clothes, they’ll get kicked out of school. I really need to get out more. Follow Blog via Email.
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Butthead | daddyranman
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The follies of a boy becoming a daddy. Keeping You On Track. May 4, 2015. Daddy Ranman: Tell me why you don’t want to eat your food? Baby Rangirl: Because you’re a Butthead! Daddy Ranman: Can’t argue with that reasoning. Baby Rangirl: Row row row your boat gently down the butt! And thus continues the ever-evolving conversations with my kid. Everything butt-related is a riot. And I can’t help but crack up each time…I’m such the enabler. And she’s such the clown. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Back in the day.
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February | 2013 | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Monthly Archives: February 2013. I’m Sorry, You Have the Wrong Number. February 1, 2013. The past couple of days, I’ve received notifications regarding comments on old blog posts. Very old. Like back to the beginning. I would like to think, “Hey cool! Is anyone else having this issue? Herndon game's not over yet and the band is getting wet! My intern Audra Jackson led Democratic Interns in their own selfie 2day showing #DemInternDiversity. Blah, Blah, Blah.
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Starting Over | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. May 1, 2015. So this is it. No worries. I’ll still be writing about all the funny things too. After all, there is always more than one side to a story. So welcome. This is my story. If life is like a box of chocolates, mine must be assorted nuts. View all posts by uniqueweirdness ». Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email. Convo...
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May | 2013 | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Monthly Archives: May 2013. Shit or Get Off the Stupid Pot! May 22, 2013. I have stuff to say. I just discovered that I’m not nearly as funny as I thought I was. I guess it’s better to find out now rather than later. Either that or I need to consume more jello shots. Herndon game's not over yet and the band is getting wet! My intern Audra Jackson led Democratic Interns in their own selfie 2day showing #DemInternDiversity. No Time for That F’ed Up Shit! Delive...
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Mayonnaise is Not a Vegetable | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Mayonnaise is Not a Vegetable. May 28, 2014. I got tired of listening to the hubster complain about how I make our son’s lunch, but not his. So, this morning I made his lunch. Hubster came in the kitchen just as I was finishing. Me: Mustard okay on your sandwich? Who the hell puts mustard on turkey! Me: I thought you did. Okay, I’ll take it off. Him: YOU CAN’T TAKE IT OFF! YOU’LL WASTE HALF OF IT! Me: Yes I cansee? Then this afternoon, I got a text message:.
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May | 2014 | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Monthly Archives: May 2014. Mayonnaise is Not a Vegetable. May 28, 2014. I got tired of listening to the hubster complain about how I make our son’s lunch, but not his. So, this morning I made his lunch. Hubster came in the kitchen just as I was finishing. Me: Mustard okay on your sandwich? Who the hell puts mustard on turkey! Me: I thought you did. Okay, I’ll take it off. Him: YOU CAN’T TAKE IT OFF! YOU’LL WASTE HALF OF IT! Me: Yes I cansee? Him: I hate you.
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July | 2012 | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Monthly Archives: July 2012. July 31, 2012. Okay, so yesterday wasn’t so bad. I stayed under my Weight Watchers points. Which wasn’t necessarily good, but I wasn’t going batshit. For my dieting), peanut butter. I can’t live without peanut butter. Or Bacon. But that’s a different story. I just looked up “bacon, cooked, crisp” and. I put in “1 lb. Instead, I’ll just go here. 8230;that’s better. Okay, back to work! Carry on, peeps…. July 30, 2012. So while it is...
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What’s the secret password? | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. What’s the secret password? August 24, 2014. I am so tired of having to have complicated passwords. Why do I have to have one capital letter and one number for the password to my grocery store account? If that actually got hacked, what is at risk? My penchant for SmartOnes frozen lunches? OMG, they may steal my gas points! That’s the worst that’s going to happen. You cannot re-use a previous password. You cannot re-use a previous password. Mom I’m out of lunc...
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August | 2012 | uniqueweirdness
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Drunk and tone deaf … not a good combination. Monthly Archives: August 2012. I’m a Camel! August 31, 2012. OMG…I just had the most hilarious conversation with my girlfriend at work. We were discussing workout routines and our goals for them. She said that in the middle of her Couch to 5K. Routine, she had to stop to suck wind. She said she felt like an elephant. I can relate. I ran about a hundred yards the other night and every step felt like. She recalled being young and gazelle-like. We will be camels!
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