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A Publication of Humorous Prose. There’s No Place Like Home. February 28, 2011. If I don’t get killed by a tornado I’ll put today in the “good day” column. If it takes me to Munchkinland and the Yellow Brick Road instead, it will be an awesome day. Tweetmeme source= TheWitWire alias=” http:/ bit.ly/es1Slb”%5D. Subscribe to the RSS feed! Posted by The Wit Wire. February 10, 2011. Not this fellow. I have a schedule to keep. Read the rest of this entry ». Posted by The Wit Wire. The Lawn Witch Doctor. Build...
We Expand or We Die | The Wit Wire
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A Publication of Humorous Prose. We Expand or We Die. That’s right. I’m Mountain Time, bitch. And I’m tired of playing fourth fiddle to the other time zones. This game is chess, not checkers, and that’s why I just annexed Seattle. Take that, Pacific Time. I don’t recognize arbitrary lines. Who cares that some official sounding organization drew them? Not this guy. What makes them so special? This is only the beginning, America. Who’s to say I can’t claim other cities? You expand or die in this line of wo...
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A Publication of Humorous Prose. To submit a piece for consideration, please send an email to TheWitWire.Info@gmail.com. We look forward to reading your submissions. The Lawn Witch Doctor. April 28, 2011. April 25, 2011. April 8, 2011. We Expand or We Die. April 4, 2011. March 22, 2011. Get Humor In Your Inbox. Enter your email address to subscribe to The Wit Wire and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 6 other followers. Follow The Wit Wire. Search Our Site for Humor. Don't Even Reply.
A Personal Request | The Wit Wire
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A Publication of Humorous Prose. I know this is hard, but I will never hear the end of it from my family and friends if we have little reptilian children. My father already gives us a hard time now. What do you think will happen if we have kids with dinosaurical features like eating cave men or advocating a return to the gold standard? I cringe at the thought. This post was written by James Schroll and David Younes. Tweetmeme source= TheWitWire alias=” http:/ bit.ly/e1avZD”%5D. Subscribe to the RSS feed!
March Madness | The Wit Wire
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A Publication of Humorous Prose. But, it was a real testament to these fine young athletes that even though many of them saw their friends die from guttural lacerations and internal bleeding, they had chutzpah to give it another shot this year. And who could forget the race between Princeton and the Colorado School of Mines in the 2006 Championships? Tweetmeme source= TheWitWire alias=” http:/ bit.ly/hCikaD”%5D. Subscribe to the RSS feed! You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0.
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What's on my mind today? Thank you for reading my blog! I am so excited about this venture. I thoroughly enjoy writing and found out quickly in school how much I truly do LOVE to compose my thoughts in written form. I think I even surprised myself! I began to think how cool it would be to write something and actually have people WANT to read my creations. What better career could possibly exist? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *.
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Thursday, August 13, 2015. Yesterday, we were driving along on our way to Nairobi when suddenly there was a loud noise coming from the front tire. Jason was able to quickly maneuver to the side of the road where our traveling would come to an end for four hours.The front right ball joint broke which is basically like the car breaking its leg compound fracture style complete break! I am so thankful for so many things during this event. 1) I am thankful that we were totally fine, no one got hurt. 8) I am v...
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Here are some updated pictures and her first dance video. Danielle and Jon Witwer. Saturday, December 19, 2009. Danielle and Jon Witwer. Friday, December 11, 2009. It's going to be our first christmas with the baby and we are very excited. I also just sent out the majority of the christmas cards. I'm still hunting down a couple of christmas addresses but I finally got them out. Yeah! Danielle and Jon Witwer. Tuesday, November 24, 2009. Then we went up to PA on Saturday and saw ...
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A Publication of Humorous Prose. The Lawn Witch Doctor. April 28, 2011. Ralph, thank you for calling the Lawn Witch Doctor. Our professionals have over 50 years of shamanistic training. They have the experience necessary to perform the ritual sacrifice of several varieties of domesticated animals to improve the health of your lawn. We have the perfect remedy for all your lawn care woes. Do you have crab grass? Posted by The Wit Wire. April 25, 2011. Posted by The Wit Wire. April 8, 2011. April 4, 2011.
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Kelly Ann, Super K, Spencer, and Dougie make up a group of kids known at The WitWits who will be introduced this spring in Kareem Salama’s forthcoming theatrical music videos. Although the WitWits oftentimes find themselves in trouble with their arch nemesis Rodney, a mystical twist of fate always seems to help save the day. The WitWits are also currently recording their first single "Radio Countdown." Look for it in the early part of 2011. Follow us on Facebook.
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Wednesday, August 12, 2015. The Lonely Island Presents: Joanna Newsom's Paul Thomas Anderson-directed Divers Lead Single, "Sapokanikan" (Drag City). We are excited to announce that a new Joanna Newsom. Song was released this morning! Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Read an uncharacteristically serious Tweet from GRAMMY. Which just so happens to showcase the rhymin' talents of Newsom's husband, Andy Samburg. While I'm vaguely familiar with Joanna Newsom. S reflective "Sprout and The Bean". S long-awaite...
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