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Who Did What To Who: January 2008
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Who Did What To Who. Thursday, January 31, 2008. Michel Gondry Has Access to My Brain. When I heard about Be Kind Rewind. A couple months ago I freaked the fuck out. Jack Black and Mos Def at the same time? Are you kidding me? Then I watched the trailer. But clearly, that wasn't enough, so he also made this, in response to the trailer for his own movie:. What I'm Into Right Now, Pt. 2. I used this picture because Black Mountain is a Beard Band, and I wanted to communicate that clearly. Of course, if ...
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Who Did What To Who: But Wait!! There's More!!
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Who Did What To Who. Tuesday, March 10, 2009. This morning I was chatting with Keehnan. When the topic of infomercials came up. This, of course, led to a discussion of the beef between Billy Mays and Vince Offer (or, as I prefer to call him, That Young Upstart Tryna Usurp the Throne). Where do you stand on this very important issue? That he does his own commercials in Spanish. But clearly does not speak Spanish), and that he, unlike Billy Mays, does not yell. Billy Mays. Who the fuck is Vince Offer?
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Who Did What To Who: December 2008
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Who Did What To Who. Tuesday, December 23, 2008. Baby, It's Cold Outside. I warmed up pretty well in the coffee shop, but never to the point where I was totally comfortable. And then, in walked an object lesson. Not those specific children. I had to Google image search "bundled up", which is hella fun, by the way. But you get the point.) "Why," I asked myself, "did I not dress up like that? And it hit me! I need to bundle myself up as though I were my own mother! And then came the heartbreak. Consequentl...
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Who Did What To Who: July 2007
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Who Did What To Who. Monday, July 23, 2007. I'd forgotten how pervy Paula Abdul's cartoon boyfriend is. Wednesday, July 18, 2007. I'm Ready to Love the Beckhams. The media onslaught has been successful. I have decided to welcome the Beckhams into my heart. And in the case of David Beckham, my crotch. I just find her refusal to smile so charming! The Power of Intention -or- Kitten Party! On a recent visit to Portland, the dream came true. Cute and/or tiny things. Taking care of business in a flash. So, I ...
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Who Did What To Who: February 2008
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Who Did What To Who. Thursday, February 28, 2008. Pineapple Express and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen and the rest of the Jew-Tang Clan make the movies I want to see. It's gonna be a good year, dudes. This is the filthiest trailer I've ever seen and is probably NSFW. It really depends where you work. I've had people show me porn on their phones at work, so, y'know. it's all relative? Wednesday, February 27, 2008. It Came To Me In A Dream. 1- "How are you? 2- "I'm fine.". It's super-t...
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Who Did What To Who: November 2008
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Who Did What To Who. Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Remember when I said I didn't want to smell like Erykah Badu. Well, apparently I spoke too soon. I am in love with Tom Ford White Patchouli. Now, I already hear your questions, and I will address them immediately. Q-Doesn't Tom Ford make perfume that smells like a man's nether-regions. Before I committed to buying this perfume, I was talking to Keehnan about my concerns. "Tom Ford is tricky," I said. "What if it secretly smells like vagina? That smug littl...
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Who Did What To Who: April 2008
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Who Did What To Who. Tuesday, April 29, 2008. I am highly suspicious of the beauty industry. Let's take mascara, for instance. Do they really expect me to believe that mascara scientists have made a revolutionary discovery every three months, for the last, like forever? I have an entire cabinet in my bathroom full of half used products, mostly body washes and lotions, bearing various promises of silky skin and whatnot. But I'm working it out, you guys! And I have a plan! While I've been using it on my bo...
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Who Did What To Who: February 2009
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Who Did What To Who. Friday, February 6, 2009. Last night I saw a vagina on the Travel Channel. Straight up. VA. I watch a lot of VH1 reality programming, and I can tell you from experience, the nudity on these shows (which is always blurred, if not black-barred) is very rarely sexual. Usually, it is simply what has come to be known as a wardrobe malfunction. If you wear something that barely covers your nipples, at some point it will fail to do even that. Thusly:. Tit overboard. Non-sexual nudity.
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Who Did What To Who: January 2009
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Who Did What To Who. Wednesday, January 14, 2009. I was listening to Rick James this morning, and I couldn't stop wondering why he was never as big as Prince. I think I have an Idea:. Sex sells, and they were both pretty sexual dudes, both in content and packaging, right? But while Prince's lyrics were far, far filthier (compare Superfreak. He had a leg up on Rick as far as accessibility goes, and there was nothing to be done about it. Why, you ask? Because Rick James was a big, man-ass dude:.
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Who Did What To Who: May 2008
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Who Did What To Who. Thursday, May 22, 2008. Eat It Up With A Spoon. In order to counteract this, I try to have some food I've already prepared waiting for me in the fridge. That way, when I am starving but totally unable to cook because my brain is shutting down, I can just grab some delicious little whatever, and go back to being a semi-functional adult. And today, I'm gonna share the recipe for one of my delicious little whatevers! Let's call it, umm,. Chelsea's Awesome Tuna Salad! Now you're gonna ad...
