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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: Gremlin
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Saturday, September 18, 2010. As the sun set, we prepared. We bathed her with calming lavender body wash, clicked on her night light, and put the bottles away so we wouldn't be tempted to feed her in the middle of the night. We kissed our little sweetie on her soft head of hair, put her to bed and prayed for a miracle. The next day I received the following fact-checking email from my spouse:. 1) Don't ever get him wet. View my complete profile.
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: February 2011
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Friday, February 4, 2011. Top 10 Things I Learned at Disneyland. 10 If you walk around the carousel while it is being painted, your baby will fall asleep in the stroller in under 3 minutes. 9 Children say embarrassing things while waiting in lines with random adult rear-ends in their faces. 8 In all likelihood, it is easier to get a rabid chiwawa into a princess dress than it is to get Jade in one. 5 Pinocchio wears pantyhose and has lady legs.
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: The Great Outdoors
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Monday, July 11, 2011. Because of the boat. Yes, for one hellish year Josh and I owned a boat. A bright orange inboard Ski Natique that was about three decades too old which we aptly named The Marriage Ender. That is a story for another time, but now you know the source of my miserly ways. I'm really excited to take the girls camping this year. Now that Jade is older it will be a lot more fun." Josh said. What do you think about a tent trailer?
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: May 2010
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Tuesday, May 18, 2010. My Bologna has a First Name, It's V-O-M-I-T. She shakes her head, NO. "What's wrong? My tummy hurts." she replies. Uh-oh. I unbuckle my seat belt. "I'll climb back and." I'm cut off by Maya's dry heave. Oh please no, not again! Bologna quickly moves up to the top of the list of things you don't want your kids to barf up and I make a note of it. The others, in case you're wondering are as follows:. Sunday, May 16, 2010.
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: July 2011
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Monday, July 11, 2011. Because of the boat. Yes, for one hellish year Josh and I owned a boat. A bright orange inboard Ski Natique that was about three decades too old which we aptly named The Marriage Ender. That is a story for another time, but now you know the source of my miserly ways. I'm really excited to take the girls camping this year. Now that Jade is older it will be a lot more fun." Josh said. What do you think about a tent trailer?
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: September 2010
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Saturday, September 18, 2010. As the sun set, we prepared. We bathed her with calming lavender body wash, clicked on her night light, and put the bottles away so we wouldn't be tempted to feed her in the middle of the night. We kissed our little sweetie on her soft head of hair, put her to bed and prayed for a miracle. The next day I received the following fact-checking email from my spouse:. 1) Don't ever get him wet. View my complete profile.
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: Googly Eyes
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Saturday, January 15, 2011. Anyone who knows me knows that my least favorite chore is laundry. I suck at it. I suck at sorting, I suck at deciphering what temperature the wash and rinse should be at, and I suck at putting it away. I REALLY suck at that one. The only thing I do well is pick out lovely smelling detergent. Amazing right? Why do your beeboos do that? Google." she replied. Did we chew on them? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: A Haunting
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Saturday, May 21, 2011. It seemed like a normal enough day. I ran some errands, cleaned the house and made some food for my neighbor who had just come home from the hospital after a major surgery. But little did I know, something strange was in the air. Something devious. I immediately froze and strained my ears. What the EFF was that? My brain cranked into overdrive, spewing out a multitude of crazy explanations. Scenario #4: My next door nei...
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: February 2010
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Sunday, February 28, 2010. Blood, Sweat and Tagalongs. I love Orange County. More specifically, I love visiting my Aunt and Uncle in their drop-dead gorgeous home in San Clemente. Is there anything better than good company, freezers full of ice cream and panoramic ocean views? I think not. This month Josh had work in San Diego, so we decided to join him and make a vacation out of it. Now, it's long been said that mothers can sense when somethi...
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife: November 2009
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Confessions of a Modern Housewife. Laughing at Life Everyday. Friday, November 13, 2009. You Can't Spell 'Sutter Hospital' Without 'Piss'. I arrived at SGH after having a gallbladder attack for two days straight. Apparently I had a stone lodged in my common bile duct resulting in non-stop excruciating pain. The backup of bile started making my liver go whacko, so I was admitted to the hospital for a crash course in all things stinky and creepy. Oh, silly me. THE ROOM HAD EFFING WALL TO WALL CARPET! You a...
