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Tag Archives: bald girl bits. Two years ago New Years day I started my secret life as a blogger but the problem was that I called it www.myrealname.com. That’s not a real website) and then I realized there was this thing called Google out there where anyone could type in your name and find your. Blog that you talk a lot about your “use” of xanax and vodka to cure your social anxiety. And how your hair got stuck in a strippers vagina. Dumb Dumb. Dumb. Something a dumb blonde would do. Since most of the gi...

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Throat Coats…The New LBD. You see even though I haven’t written here in like a month or so, if you want to call that last piece of shit that actually took me longer than four hours to compose, writing? Not much has changed. I am still a drooly, spittly mess of a non-social creature. Yet I constantly put my self into situations that require me to be (big fucking finger quotes here). Holy hell…how do you lose your esophagus you filthy slut…? Because you don’t look anything like that nice lady from. That&#8...

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mother hides the pearls: they're called boundries people, use them

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Thursday, September 16, 2010. They're called boundries people, use them. Do you start random personal conversations with people you barely know? I don't, but i'm also kind of out of touch and i'm not sure which side of normal i fall on this one. Maybe my need to protect my small and insignificant matters is seen as an unwillingness to participate in regular society. who knows. Talk about someone elses boobs and cancer? There was also a distinct sense of insensitivity, 'how can i be polite and at the same...

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mother hides the pearls: December 2013

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Monday, December 9, 2013. Don't cry it's only a joke. So what I want to spend a day with the voice of that villain in the batman movie, the one with the crazy headgear strapped to his face. Sometimes I get the urge to change things up a bit. I've never been one for moderation though. i'm kind of an all-or-nothing gal. So what I want to walk a catwalk with a pet potbellied pig on a leash. a blue paisley leash. Anyone want a dog? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm funnier than you think i am, or so i think.

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mother hides the pearls: January 2010

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Monday, January 25, 2010. Does this mean I'm my own ghostwriter? I dont know what happens when you republish a post three times, but I think I finally got the hang og this mobile blogging thing. Labels: fuck you google. Thursday, January 14, 2010. She is marvelous at hiding. She is anxious, unsettled, and aware. She is brushing her thick hair, distracted by its weight. She is cursing herself for her selfishness. She is anticipating the end. She is sad for others, but only angry for herself. She is no more.

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mother hides the pearls: September 2010

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Friday, September 24, 2010. Just another day at the office. I couldn't possibly write anything funny enough to accompany this video:. Thursday, September 16, 2010. They're called boundries people, use them. Do you start random personal conversations with people you barely know? I don't, but i'm also kind of out of touch and i'm not sure which side of normal i fall on this one. This gut punch of a conversation starter had an exquisite effect of unfolding emotions on me. first there was anxiety, 'does ...

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mother hides the pearls: February 2010

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Thursday, February 11, 2010. I was going to start this post off with a story about a nickname but unfortunately i can't because i'm too busy being mad at google. I don't even want to ask what the fuck is with this new buzz bullshit in my gmail because i'm afraid of my head exploding and leaving tiny bloody brain bits on my nice clean carpet when i hear some asinine response. There is such a thing as being overconnected, google, and your determination to attain global domination truly frightens me. On tha...

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mother hides the pearls: March 2010

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Monday, March 29, 2010. This past weekend at work was kind of a blur, all the days seemed to blend into one another. i remember at one point there were bag pipes in a cafe (which sounded amazing), ancient books in the new york historical society, and lots and lots and lots and lots of onions. I almost cried tears of pain for the blister developing on my right hand, but then i didn't want the onions to think they were getting the better of me so i stifled my tears out of sheer stubbornness. Then i realize...

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mother hides the pearls: January 2011

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Friday, January 7, 2011. I'm open to suggestions on what to do with a blog that i pretty much ignore but like the name too much to really ever give up. Hi blogland, happy new year and all that. i kind of miss you, but then i get busy again and forget about you for a while. but then i find myself thinking about bloggy folk in my real life and it makes me want to pop in and say hi again. it's a vicious cycle. Ok, so here it goes:. Things related to my recent move back to my hometown-. 4 the days of running...