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Thaddeus Deimos: Strange Customs
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Thursday, January 05, 2006. We are experiencing a particularly heavy Martian Winter in our hemisphere this year. It is much colder than previous years, for one thing, and this has led to an increase in the polar ice cap - it is indeed a very good job we built extra reservoirs many years ago, as when all this ice melts in the summer it would have nowhere to go and we would lose it. Posted by Thaddeus Deimos at 4:40 PM. View my complete profile.
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Thaddeus Deimos: September 2005
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Friday, September 23, 2005. I am privileged. Today my superiors graciously gave me permission to start logging my thoughts and findings. I am pleased that my superiors have put their trust in me and let me continue to lead this project, though I am sure there is something they are not telling me. It is not my place to question this though, and I dare not, in case my insubordination earns me a season mining for ore. I want this log to be a record of how r...I am ...
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Thaddeus Deimos: A series of bizarre events
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Sunday, October 16, 2005. A series of bizarre events. I haven't been able to publish any of my thoughts or findings recently - everything has happened so fast since we learnt of the existence of life on Earth. Commander Mons has personally. Spoken to me, and chosen me. For a chimped mission to the planet when the time is right. He said that it is to reward me for the invaluable contribution to Project Earth. We have now established radio contact. Our transmi...
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Thaddeus Deimos: Project Earth
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Friday, September 23, 2005. I am privileged. Today my superiors graciously gave me permission to start logging my thoughts and findings. I am pleased that my superiors have put their trust in me and let me continue to lead this project, though I am sure there is something they are not telling me. It is not my place to question this though, and I dare not, in case my insubordination earns me a season mining for ore. I want this log to be a record of how r...Thad,...
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Thaddeus Deimos: Sick Planet?
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Saturday, January 21, 2006. Following the recommendations of my interplanetary colleague, Vince Redwood, I decided to start trying to teach myself more about Terran culture. Apparently there are various media available on Earth, and they are accessible to the vast majority of the populace. At first I was a little dubious; surely, I thought to myself, having so much confusing and conflicting information obtainable by so many is a dangerous thing? Anyway, I certai...
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Thaddeus Deimos: The Martian Way
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Saturday, February 04, 2006. As promised, my superiors have granted me permission to publish the Martian Commandments, as written and enforced by Commander Mons. 1) There is none more important than Mars. After Mars, there is none more important than Commander Mons. 2) Mars operates a policy of retribution; by breaking any of these commandments, you find yourself liable to suffer the same crime that you commit. 7) Unauthorised births will not be tolerated. There...
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Thaddeus Deimos: Terran Creativity
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Sunday, January 15, 2006. Apparently there is a saying on earth that given an infinite length of time, an infinite number of monkeys could possibly reproduce the works of one of their most favourite writers - Shakespeare I think he is called. Some of us also like to commit our time to sporting activities. Vince Redwood is particularly fond of one chimp writer on Earth, and sent me some of his material. Posted by Thaddeus Deimos at 7:43 PM. Thanks for stopping by.
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Thaddeus Deimos: October 2005
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Thursday, October 27, 2005. My First Visit to the Surface. It, or leap from every rock outcrock crying. It Every day that I refrain from divulging the immense amount of data that is accumulating in my racing brain, I am given more to cram in there so that I actually fear that things may start falling out of my ears, and that passing chimps will pick them up and learn of them also. Surely. That would not be my fault? Posted by Thaddeus Deimos at 5:14 PM. I am cer...
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Thaddeus Deimos: Preparations Continue
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Wednesday, October 26, 2005. When I asked him to explain this he muttered something about being busy and they both disappeared into a maintenance duct. I haven't been able to contact any of my superiors since then either. I have spoken to Nathan Redwood directly. Posted by Thaddeus Deimos at 3:40 PM. Good luck, brave monkey! 5:33 PM GMT 1. Good Heavens Above it's all going on round here, computer literate martian chimps AND fragrant oil/candle supplies? Computer...
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Thaddeus Deimos: February 2006
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The private journal of a monkey from Mars. Saturday, February 04, 2006. As promised, my superiors have granted me permission to publish the Martian Commandments, as written and enforced by Commander Mons. 1) There is none more important than Mars. After Mars, there is none more important than Commander Mons. 2) Mars operates a policy of retribution; by breaking any of these commandments, you find yourself liable to suffer the same crime that you commit. 7) Unauthorised births will not be tolerated. There...