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Justin Burns: Superstitious Wishes
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So this morning, my six-year-old daughter asked me about speed limits. We were driving through a 40MPH zone and she asked me, "What would happen if you go faster than 40? Hmm, well I might get a ticket, honey.". So you can only go slower. Like. 35. or 20. or 5.". Well, if I go 5MPH, I'll probably get a ticket, too.". But you can't go faster? Like 100. or 257 miles per hour? No, I'm pretty sure that would be frowned upon so close to a school zone.". That threw me for a loop. "What? View my complete profile.
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Justin Burns: Covering the Super Bowl commercials right now to get it out of the way so I can hang out with friends
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Covering the Super Bowl commercials right now to get it out of the way so I can hang out with friends. Did you see the one with the funny dancing/talking/farting animal/baby/anthropomorphized object that did that awkward/poignant thing with that pop culture reference from your/my childhood? Sunday, February 06, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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Justin Burns
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There's a new, free frozen yogurt dispenser at work. I have successfully steered clear of it all day. #goodboy. Wednesday, October 20, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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Making plans for my next home on Gliese 581g. Thursday, September 30, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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Justin Burns: Happy "Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day!"
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Happy "Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day! It's my dad's birthday, too. Happy birthday, Dad! The Milk Bones are in the mail. Wednesday, February 23, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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Justin Burns: Happy "Fall Asleep in Public" Day!
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Happy "Fall Asleep in Public" Day! It's February 28th. Happy "Fall Asleep in Public" Day! Try not to do it behind the wheel of a moving car. Monday, February 28, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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Justin Burns: Happy VD, everybody!
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Happy VD, everybody! May that burning sensation of love stay with you for a long, long time and may you share that feeling with everyone you come into contact with today! I thought it was topical since everyone else is itching to spread the VD message virally today. Monday, February 14, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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http://blog.justinburns.com/2010/10/every-time-i-hear-beginning-or-ending.html
Every time I hear the beginning or ending of "Such Great Heights", I always feel like I'm about to start playing Pocket Tanks. Monday, October 04, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. 169; 2011 Justin Burns. With apologies to those suffering from acute sesquipedalophobia. Powered by Blogger.
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Justin Burns: Dumb Stuff You'll Probably Be Seeing in the Next Couple Months or So...
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Dumb Stuff You'll Probably Be Seeing in the Next Couple Months or So. For those who are Facebook-challenged and somehow can't figure out how to set their relationship status (Click on Profile. You may be seeing one word posts of fruit as they bang their frustrated heads on their collective keyboards to let the world know their hookup patterns. Here's the "code" as it were. Blueberry: I am single. Raspberry: I am a touch and go woman. Cherry: In a relationship. Banana: I am married.
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