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One of them blog fings: Pitches to Kevin Bacon
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Thursday, 25 August 2011. Pitches to Kevin Bacon. This summer Kevin Bacon stars in. Kevin Bacon plays a book shop owner whose whole life is about to go up in smoke! Not entirely sure why yet but when all hope is lost he begins a new life as a drug mule! Bringing Home The Bacon! An elderly couple take him in and MADNESS ensues!
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One of them blog fings: August 2011
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Thursday, 25 August 2011. Pitches to Kevin Bacon. This summer Kevin Bacon stars in. Kevin Bacon plays a book shop owner whose whole life is about to go up in smoke! Not entirely sure why yet but when all hope is lost he begins a new life as a drug mule! Bringing Home The Bacon! An elderly couple take him in and MADNESS ensues!
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One of them blog fings: February 2012
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Tuesday, 7 February 2012. Their days were numbered and I didn't even know it. Why didn't you keep buying them? What's wrong with you lazy fucking Quaver munching plebs? Don't you realise Quavers are just shit Snaps? You can still get Tomato Snaps Phil chill ouuuuttt. YOU PEOPLE, honestly. Do one. Global warming? No my friend, y...
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One of them blog fings: February 2011
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Tuesday, 15 February 2011. Cooking in the name of. Coca-Gammon with smashed potatoes. 1 or 1.5kg- of Gammon unsmoked. 2l Coca-Cola (No value or diet nonsense). Just cut them in half if they're a bit hench. That house turned out well didn't it? You'll know when they're done when they slide off the fork when you prod them. But go...
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One of them blog fings: July 2011
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Tuesday, 26 July 2011. Charcoal grey it looms, like an appropriate dark cloud over my youth. A blessed time of late night Football Manager sessions and laughing in the face of dinner by eating a packet of biscuits instead. Heady times they were. And 'All that money for something to sit on' then finally 'But I need a new laptop!
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One of them blog fings: Cheese Snaps FTW
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Tuesday, 7 February 2012. Their days were numbered and I didn't even know it. Why didn't you keep buying them? What's wrong with you lazy fucking Quaver munching plebs? Don't you realise Quavers are just shit Snaps? You can still get Tomato Snaps Phil chill ouuuuttt. YOU PEOPLE, honestly. Do one. Global warming? No my friend, y...
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One of them blog fings: Baking Love
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Thursday, 19 January 2012. Two people stand at a bus stop. One is a cauliflower, the other is a block of cheese. They are people though, don't think of them any less because they are edible, so are we after all if you're that way inclined. Stop interrupting me I'm telling you a story. Cauliflower can't believe what it has just ...
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One of them blog fings: November 2010
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Tuesday, 30 November 2010. I got you some flowers. Some petrol station flowers. They smelt like greener diesel. They hadn't seen the sun for hours. I wasn't very organized. So those plants were my surprise. They only cost a small amount. I put them on the joint account. Your petrol station flowers. Dissolving in the shower .
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One of them blog fings: May 2010
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One of them blog fings. Me rolling up a newspaper as a makeshift megaphone and yelling 'listen to me! To the world, via the internet. Metaphorically. I know how to use a computer. Thursday, 6 May 2010. 10 Nick Clegg Facts, but which are true? Nick Clegg is ace and here's why. 1: He was born in Chalfont ST Giles, which is cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrahoidadoids. hemorhoids. hammerrhaids. But don't hold that against him. 8: He hosts regular town hall meetings at his constituency and is willin...
