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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: December 2009
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Monday, December 21, 2009. The Not So Airtight Air Climber. To start things off, we must ask: what exactly is a “ Limited. Does this mean that the lifetime (either of the machine or you [or both? Is limited, and they can only warrant that limited life? We are not quite sure why they have a limited lifetime warrantee and why they would proudly announce that in their commercial. This acronym is by far the worst we have encountered to date. First of all, “apt” is actually a word, so that cou...Sorry about t...
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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: A Little Awesome: The Ab Lounge
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Sunday, October 25, 2009. A Little Awesome: The Ab Lounge. Tony Little can sell anything. Part of the reason we have delayed this post is just the mere fact that we think the Ab Lounge is pretty cool. Hey! It’s a lounge and. How cool is that? Well, we could always make fun of his hair. Something about 20 percent and steel—sounds true, at least.) Of course, we could deny the veracity of everything he does, but one must genuinely wonder: is everything. Our minds then switched to that inane talking head nex...
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Exerting My Very Limited Visual Expression | exegesus
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Random acts of analysis and observation. Exerting My Very Limited Visual Expression. I decided to start using the header of my site to visually communicate my mood. I will change it often. Please take a look at tonight’s mood. Subscribe if you like my work, and pass it on. Check back often! By Charles Bivona on August 21, 2009. Posted in Charles Bivona. Tags: Charles Bivona News. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Error: Twitter di...
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Professor Charles Bivona reports on the funny and sad of American culture. | exegesus
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Random acts of analysis and observation. Professor Charles Bivona reports on the funny and sad of American culture. Charles Bivona writes regularly at njpoet.com. By Charles Bivona on August 5, 2014. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Freewriting Journals — 8/24/2009 | exegesus
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Random acts of analysis and observation. Freewriting Journals — 8/24/2009. 8212; creativity born of shock pressed. Senses — all five compressed into donut waves of pure awareness. Bursting from my head — focusing my compressed existence on the complete environment —. By Charles Bivona on August 24, 2009. Posted in Freewriting Journals. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email.
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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: January 2010
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010. Getting to the Finish Line Fast: The Abdoer. Is this a serious attempt at selling a machine? Or a pornographer’s failed career transformed? In a video that is one minute and six seconds, we don’t even see the slightest inkling of an ab machine until twenty-three seconds in! That’s nearly half the video! Never mind that the name. Of the machine is preposterous. Why would anyone—and we mean any one. Name a machine a “doer”? We do not think so. A cursory look at the website.
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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: Results on the Run: Hip Hop Abs
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Thursday, September 17, 2009. Results on the Run: Hip Hop Abs. Sean T. and his Hip Hop Abs workout ignore many of the rules set forth by his predecessors: no gimmicks, no fake scientists/reports, no thermal imaging tests, no computer-generated men—hell, there isn’t even a machine! So you, O reader, might think: “What must we complain of now? There is also the requisite amount of toned tummies (although it is clear the video’s demographic is women), but, alas, we have grown used to that too (already?
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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: August 2009
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Thursday, August 27, 2009. Battle of the Lazy Person’s Ab Machines: The Flex Belt versus The Contour. Have you ever thought to yourself, “I would like to have a lean and trim figure, but I do not want to work out”? Did you also think that such contradictory desires are impossible to fulfill at once? Well, if you thought “yes” in answer to the latter question, you’re wrong. We present to you. Now we know what you’re thinking: “Is that even possible? Of how the Flex Belt is 100% medical science. They a...
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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: Getting to the Finish Line Fast: The Abdoer
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010. Getting to the Finish Line Fast: The Abdoer. Is this a serious attempt at selling a machine? Or a pornographer’s failed career transformed? In a video that is one minute and six seconds, we don’t even see the slightest inkling of an ab machine until twenty-three seconds in! That’s nearly half the video! Never mind that the name. Of the machine is preposterous. Why would anyone—and we mean any one. Name a machine a “doer”? We do not think so. A cursory look at the website.