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Peyton Manning and Brett Favre, Hanging Out in Their Underwear. Go With the Funny Misspelling. A Game of Refereemageddon Plinko. Like Jesus in the Summer Olympics. Pirates Enemy Number One: Milwaukee. Donkey Salami Riding High. The Spirit of the Holiday. The Seventeen Days of Bowl Week. NFL Week 4 Point Spread Breakdown. Founded 1899; Russel Chavez - Founding Publisher; Robinzon Chavez - Editor-Publisher; © 2008-2016 The Comedy Stylings of Tomorrow.
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America-Thrust: Bucn It Up, Chavez Style: Pirates Preview '013
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March 29, 2013. Bucn It Up, Chavez Style: Pirates Preview '013. HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL, ALLEGEDLY. The author is one of the most irresponsible employees in the history of America-Thrust, disappearing for months at a time, ignoring deadlines, missing scheduled flights, and engaging in an unprofessional amount of general asshattery. It has reached the point at which the staff is seriously considering a mutiny against the author, who also, for the time being, holds the position of editor-publisher-at-large.
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Apartment 3 Gazette: Thousands Rally In Support of Zimmerman Trial Dummy
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July 25, 2013. Thousands Rally In Support of Zimmerman Trial Dummy. DEFENSE ATTORNEY MARK O'MARA TOOK NO MERCY ON THE DUMMY. In the wake George Zimmerman trial, in which he was acquitted of all charges in the killing of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, thousands of Americans have taken to the streets to protest the brutal and savage beating taken by the black-foam courtroom dummy over the course of the proceedings at the hands of Zimmerman defense attorney Mark O’Mara. 8220;I think you should be allowed ...
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Apartment 3 Gazette: Robertson: Texas Wildfires Punishment for Rick Perry's Vasectomy
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September 8, 2011. Robertson: Texas Wildfires Punishment for Rick Perry's Vasectomy. PAT ROBERTSON CLAIMS THAT GOD'S PREFERRED FORM OF COMMUNICATION WITH THE HUMAN RACE IS NATURAL DISASTERS. Televangelist Pat Robertson said on Wednesday’s 700 Club. That the wildfires blazing across the state of Texas are God’s way of punishing the state for electing their vasectomised governor, Rick Perry. 8220;The state is burning for the sins of its leader,” he said. Can I just confess or something? Based on Mr. Ro...
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Apartment 3 Gazette: Wall Street Executives Stage 'Occupy Walmart' Demonstrations
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October 26, 2011. Wall Street Executives Stage 'Occupy Walmart' Demonstrations. WALL STREET BANKERS HAD THEIR BUTLERS AND SERVANTS SAVE SPACE IN THE MORNING FOR THEIR PROTEST LATER. NEWINGTON, CT - Police officials managed to keep the peace at a local Walmart parking lot on Monday after nearly a dozen top Wall Street executives staged a protest against what they are calling “unfair access to the lowest prices. Always.”. Some of the actions by the protesters have included acts of civil disobedience. M...
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Apartment 3 Gazette: The New Pope Is Gonna Get So Much Poontang
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March 12, 2013. The New Pope Is Gonna Get So Much Poontang. By VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. That puts even some of the times I had with the Stones back in ‘82 to shame. Not like I can get an invite. Yeah, me, the VP, baby! They won’t even take my calls. The guest list for these things must be filled out decades in advance. Or maybe you have to already own one of those hats to get in. We Can't Leave Afghanistan Now When We're So Close to Achieving Our Goal of Staying There Forever. Glenn Beck Returns to Swamp.
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Apartment 3 Gazette: Peter Jackson Announces Plans to Release Second Hobbit Film as Three Separate Movies
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March 22, 2013. Peter Jackson Announces Plans to Release Second Hobbit. Film as Three Separate Movies. PETER JACKSON IS TURNING THE SECOND ACT OF THE HOBBIT. Filmmaker Peter Jackson, while doing press for the DVD and Blu-ray release of his most recent film, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Announced that he is planning on turning the second film in the Hobbit franchise into three separate films of their own. Is a ploy to get fans to pay for three movies instead of one. Trilogy shot in real time. Rush L...
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Apartment 3 Gazette: Kate Middleton Gives Birth to Minotaur
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July 20, 2013. Kate Middleton Gives Birth to Minotaur. KATE MIDDLETON IS THE PROUD MOTHER OF THE FUTURE MINOTAUR KING OF ENGLAND. Rush Limbaugh Still a Stupid Asshole. Vasectomies Are the Nuclear Holocaust of Birth Control. Robertson: Texas Wildfires Punishment for Rick Perry's Vasectomy. We Can't Leave Afghanistan Now When We're So Close to Achieving Our Goal of Staying There Forever. Glenn Beck Returns to Swamp. Do You Guys Work Out? By God's Gift to Working Out. He Said/She Said: Ripper's Car.
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Apartment 3 Gazette: White House Asks Biden to Close His Chatroulette Account
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March 26, 2013. White House Asks Biden to Close His Chatroulette Account. VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS REPORTEDLY CHATROULETTE USER "JOEBVP69.". White House insiders have confirmed that in a closed-door session, President Barack Obama asked Vice President Joe Biden to close his Chatroulette account “immediately,” after several reports reached the Oval Office regarding Mr. Biden’s sometimes questionable use of the service. Representatives of both Mr. Obama and Mr. Biden declined to confirm whether ...Mr Bi...
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Apartment 3 Gazette: Do You Guys Work Out? ...Sweet by God's Gift to Working Out
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March 29, 2011. Do You Guys Work Out? By God's Gift to Working Out. What's going on bros? That was one hell of a game last night, eh? Yeah, but without that big play by the "D" they probably never would have won. . . Hey, do you guys work out? Yeah, we can pretty much tell. You see, we totally work out too. About, oh, two or three times a day. How about you guys? Wow That seems pretty heavy duty. We also work our abs. Hey, good luck with all the working out, gentlemen. Vasectomies Are the Nuclear Holocau...
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