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Mumsaid: May 2009
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Saturday, May 2, 2009. That for which I am grateful:. A husband who cleans the bathroom in the middle of the night. An 8 year old boy with a darling stitched up face and cheerful disposition. The unfailing love of my family. The gift of sharing other people's children (big and little). Hugs and offers of help from said children just when I need them. The little peach-sized baby in my belly. The somewhat feral cat that calls this house "home". The little feet I hear coming back to see me on the computer.
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Mumsaid: March 2009
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Sunday, March 29, 2009. I was snotty to my husband on the phone, snotty to my husband about the chaotic state of our home, and snotty to my husband while he baked us bread, grilled chicken to last a week, and grilled veggies. Where did the Om go? I was so certain that everything I was experiencing was "authentic" and everyone I came in contact with was "so real.down to earth.God gave me these people for a reason.". I have a serious aversion to unidentifiable crunchy crumblies. Saturday, March 21, 2009.
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Mumsaid: Mumsaid judge not lest ye be judged...part two.
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Friday, June 15, 2012. Mumsaid judge not lest ye be judged.part two. I am a terrible mother. 1) Sometimes my children are up past 8pm. 2) When feverish or teething, my children take children's acetaminophen. And it's red. And they like it. 3) They have had all of their shots. 4) My daughter goes topless at home. 5) I don't shut the blinds OR the front door. 6) We don't wind up the cords from the blinds either. They dangle freely like vines in a jungle. 10) Our vegetables and fruits are not organic. 18) W...
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Mumsaid: Mumsaid judge not lest ye be judged...or something like that
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Saturday, January 28, 2012. Mumsaid judge not lest ye be judged.or something like that. I am a terrible mother.". So very many of us mom-people freak out all to often and actually believe. Until the Supermommies strike and piss us off. And here's how it happened:. SM: "Did you ask your pediatrician before you gave her that? And I accidentally put the medicine dropper back into the bottle instead of putting on the cap, thus contaminating the medicine with GERMS. Strike two. I carried on with my Nurse Momm...
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Mumsaid: Mumsaid have fun
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Sunday, August 8, 2010. Tonight I went dancing. Not the "fellas at the club" type of dancing, but the "promenade and swing and try not to run into anyone and onetwothree onetwothree will the room ever stop spinning" type of dancing. It was amazing. It was uplifting. It was refreshing. It smelled a bit, but I loved it. I had no idea that my calves could sweat. One apple and some peanut butter later (how many days now without an Extra Value Meal? Why on God's Green Earth didn't I do this before? I am a 30-...
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Mumsaid: Mumsaid not to wade in the shallow gene pool
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Sunday, October 30, 2011. Mumsaid not to wade in the shallow gene pool. Dear Self-Righteous Wench at the Library,. As I stated in our brief conversation, thank you for telling me what you needed. I will say this one more time: While I respect your right to quiet, I do not appreciate you telling me how to raise my children. You are lucky I didn't bitch-slap you. I am rather proud of myself for not even yelling. Allow me to elaborate:. Little chairs to drag around and a giant bean bag to jump on! If you ha...
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Mumsaid: August 2010
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Sunday, August 8, 2010. Tonight I went dancing. Not the "fellas at the club" type of dancing, but the "promenade and swing and try not to run into anyone and onetwothree onetwothree will the room ever stop spinning" type of dancing. It was amazing. It was uplifting. It was refreshing. It smelled a bit, but I loved it. I had no idea that my calves could sweat. One apple and some peanut butter later (how many days now without an Extra Value Meal? Why on God's Green Earth didn't I do this before?
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Mumsaid: July 2010
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010. Mumsaid take care of yourself. Today I went to a well-known day spa in our fair city and had an aloe and herb body wrap. I was scared, ashamed, scared, unsure, curious, excited, scared.you get the point. You may be wondering, "What's the big deal? Why is Pattermomma so damn scared? Two children and various stages of using food or the control of food as medicine have left my body in not the most attractive of states. Since when did I start looking like.a Mother? That's what happene...
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Mumsaid: Mumsaid take care of yourself
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010. Mumsaid take care of yourself. Today I went to a well-known day spa in our fair city and had an aloe and herb body wrap. I was scared, ashamed, scared, unsure, curious, excited, scared.you get the point. You may be wondering, "What's the big deal? Why is Pattermomma so damn scared? Two children and various stages of using food or the control of food as medicine have left my body in not the most attractive of states. Since when did I start looking like.a Mother? That's what happene...
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Mumsaid: July 2009
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Saturday, July 18, 2009. Officially in Third Trimester.am I brave enough to post pics? I'll think about it. Pretty cool ticker from The Bump. Now to see if it actually keeps track over time. Either way, it's cute, and I certainly have my priorities. Friday, July 17, 2009. Reading for Mommas.Yes, There is Time for That. In no particular order, might I recommend a couple books to the momma's out there? 1: Not Tonight Honey, wait til I'm a size 6. Find it at SLCL here. By Jill Conner Browne. Actually, that ...