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What Would Carter Say: Don't Fucking Touch Me!!!!
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What Would Carter Say. Saturday, June 23, 2007. Don't Fucking Touch Me! So I read about a VA middle school that has a "No Touching" policy. Seriously. Kids are not allowed to touch each other. Then I read about some CA elementary school that tried to do the same thing. This is sheer lunacy. Okso I made up all the shit starting at "absolute bedlam".but before that is pretty effing close to being a quote. How retarded does our general population have to be before we revolt against the norm? OkayI'm gonna s...
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What Would Carter Say: May 2007
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What Would Carter Say. Thursday, May 17, 2007. Karaoke and The Pursuit of Happiness. So my b-day is coming up. Yee-mutha-effin-haw! Don't ask me how old I'll be or I will stick you in a big microwave and cook you 10 seconds at a time until you're all dried up like Janet Reno's clam. Eww.I just grossed myself out. Tuesday, May 15, 2007. Used up, chewed up, spit out, and stomped out. Laid under newspaper to hide from sight and from the cold. I stare at the headlines I'm buried under tonight. OkayI'm done v...
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What Would Carter Say: August 2007
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What Would Carter Say. Sunday, August 19, 2007. Take Your Child To Work Day.or bore the hell out of some kids who used to think Daddy's job was cool. So he draws the outline circle on the board. Its not a bad circle, a little oblong on the bottom right side, but really not bad for a freehand circle of a 7-year old. He steps back, taps me on the shoulder and says, "Look at my circle.". Not bad," I reply. No Not bad at all. Its looks like a perfect circle, which is almost good enough for me.". This is the ...
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What Would Carter Say: Karaoke and The Pursuit of Happiness
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What Would Carter Say. Thursday, May 17, 2007. Karaoke and The Pursuit of Happiness. So my b-day is coming up. Yee-mutha-effin-haw! Don't ask me how old I'll be or I will stick you in a big microwave and cook you 10 seconds at a time until you're all dried up like Janet Reno's clam. Eww.I just grossed myself out. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Karaoke and The Pursuit of Happiness. I Dont Have An Alien-Shaped Head. Enjoyable Drunk Reading Material.
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What Would Carter Say: April 2007
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What Would Carter Say. Wednesday, April 25, 2007. The Other Side of the Coin. Let's find out. www.dictionary.com. 1 a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess. 2 a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude. 3 an act or instance of hypocrisy. Friday, April 20, 2007. Waiting for the first pitch. Its lunchtime and my grandmother tells me I'm too skinny.so I'm gonna go eat. Saturday, April 14, 2007.
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What Would Carter Say: Its not that damn funny, Cowboy!
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What Would Carter Say. Wednesday, August 15, 2007. Its not that damn funny, Cowboy! Both scenarios are retarded. In fact.I did a poor job of paraphrasing. That quote is in the beginning of the book and its been a month at least since I read that part. I'll come back and edit it later. Deal with it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Take Your Child To Work Day.or bore the hell out. Its not that damn funny, Cowboy! Enjoyable Drunk Reading Material. The Gospel According to Gates.
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What Would Carter Say: Take Your Child To Work Day...or bore the hell out of some kids who used to think Daddy's job was cool
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What Would Carter Say. Sunday, August 19, 2007. Take Your Child To Work Day.or bore the hell out of some kids who used to think Daddy's job was cool. So he draws the outline circle on the board. Its not a bad circle, a little oblong on the bottom right side, but really not bad for a freehand circle of a 7-year old. He steps back, taps me on the shoulder and says, "Look at my circle.". Not bad," I reply. No Not bad at all. Its looks like a perfect circle, which is almost good enough for me.".
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What Would Carter Say: What happens in a month
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What Would Carter Say. Monday, June 18, 2007. What happens in a month. Some people find new work.but not me. We are on a hiring freeze and so I cannot get promoted because they would not be able to replace me. That sucks. And I can't find a new job because I'm damned determined to stay here long enough to get vested.I mean.c'mon.how stupid would it be to give up all that free money? So I will stick it out…unless some incredible opportunity that pays a hell of a lot more comes along in the meantime. I hav...
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What Would Carter Say: June 2007
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What Would Carter Say. Saturday, June 23, 2007. Don't Fucking Touch Me! So I read about a VA middle school that has a "No Touching" policy. Seriously. Kids are not allowed to touch each other. Then I read about some CA elementary school that tried to do the same thing. This is sheer lunacy. Okso I made up all the shit starting at "absolute bedlam".but before that is pretty effing close to being a quote. How retarded does our general population have to be before we revolt against the norm? OkayI'm gonna s...
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What Would Carter Say: Stained Teeth
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What Would Carter Say. Tuesday, May 15, 2007. Used up, chewed up, spit out, and stomped out. Laid under newspaper to hide from sight and from the cold. I stare at the headlines I'm buried under tonight. Not reading the words 'cuz I know that they only spell, "Fuck you too! I can't see the red of the blood on your hands. I can't see the blue of my breath that you choked out. I can't see the light of the days that you've stolen. I can't see the stain of your teeth from the meal that you made of my heart.
