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zombi king: December 2004
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Monday, December 20, 2004. Focus and Fox Searchlight battle over rights to novel. I'll just post the article from the New York Post:. Hollywood Courts Trent Sherwin. LOS ANGELES (AP) - Turner subsidiary Fox Searchlight and the cutting-edge Focus Films are engaged in a bidding war over Trent Sherwin's cult smash novel Trent Sherwin and the Magical Trenchcoat. Hope this bidding war doesn't resign Trent Sherwin to "Production Hell" like so many other great projects. Seriously whatever happened to Conan?
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zombi king: August 2005
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Tuesday, August 30, 2005. Here are a few million-dollar ideas that, for reasons both personal and legal I do not foresee capitalizing on myself. As Deng Xiao Ping said, "It is a glorious thing to become rich." I say, "Better you than me." For tax purposes anyway. I just spoke with my accountant and there is some question about tax brackets and income vouchers or whatever. Posted by zombi king at 8:51 PM. View my complete profile. Tales from the Midnight Vault. A Void In You. Enter the Ego Storm.
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zombi king: February 2005
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Monday, February 28, 2005. This is farm country, not encyclopedia country, they told the city boy from Thief River, feed sells. City finds the last house on his route, sees a man feeding a pig by holding him up to an apple tree. It’s July and both pig and farmer are sweating. The situation looks slippery. City figures he’s got a sale. Interest you in some feed for that pig? City quick-draws a catalog from his pocket. The farmer stops to swipe his forehead but doesn’t answer. . It’d save time, City adds.
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zombi king: October 2005
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Sunday, October 02, 2005. It'd be interesting if instead of cloning. We cloned hotdogs instead. Imagine the creatures of fantasy and wonder that would be created. Gone are the stale and clichéd pastiche "monsters" of the past; the gryphon, satyrs, cockatrice etc. Instead envision a succulent beast reverse-engineered from nature's most eclectic meat. We would do to them what we've done to the other slave races of earth (cow, dog) and turn them all back into hot-dogs. Posted by zombi king at 5:21 PM.
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zombi king: September 2005
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Tuesday, September 13, 2005. Eastern Wisdom meets Western Comfort. Imagine the most beautiful meadow. Now imagine there is a box in middle of the meadow. It's OK. Open it. That's right, it's what you've -until now- only dreamt about. But not just any pants. These pants tell the future. Imagine a pair of pants stylish enough to "get you into the club,". Yet comfortable enough to "shit yourself in public" without feeling the least bit embarrassed. Posted by zombi king at 12:22 AM. View my complete profile.
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zombi king: April 2005
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Monday, April 18, 2005. Bob is your Uncle. I am a credulous person. In another time, another place I might be called gullible or impressionable. There are, however, a few things in this world for which I distrust categorically. Ministers. Insurance salesmen. Books or movies based on true stories. White martial artists. Guys when they talk about fights they’ve had, or girls when they talk about how many people they've slept with. You get the idea. I don’t like hard ones either. I loathe taking a position&...
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zombi king: December 2005
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005. TV was just the first step. Returning home from your exciting 21st Century job (Clinical Remedial Philosophy) you enter the airlock of your sub-orbital apartment pod. You remove your disposable Mr.Atmosphere space-suit and place it into the ejecterator. You sink deeply and relaxingly into your transparent Ikea Gel Cube. It transfers a delicate blend of sustaining nutrients and intoxicating intoxicants via your skin pores, cleaning them at the same time. Q: What's on TV?
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zombi king: March 2005
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Thursday, March 03, 2005. They frown on it. At the mere mention of it, people who used to be in charge walk around wall-eyed babbling about their hearts thumping like shotguns and trying to flee their chests like a dog jumps out of a bathtub. It’s a sin, an indiscretion, a peccadillo, a fault, a flaw, a drawback, a shortcoming a weakness, a crime against. It’s making a mountain out of a molehill; it’s an unforgivable floccinaucinihilipilification. It’s just plain rude. Chances are, you’ve done it.
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zombi king: November 2004
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004. My very own fashion line. I'm in love with this girl. Kill a man with the ace of spades. Some of the most impenetrable engrish. Posted by zombi king at 8:04 PM. View my complete profile. Tales from the Midnight Vault. A Void In You. Enter the Ego Storm. Dont turn on the light. Every day is never the same. And in his heart he felt a sick rain.
