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A Life of Hilarity.: When one door closes, another one opens.
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A Life of Hilarity. Saturday, September 17, 2011. When one door closes, another one opens. How exactly is it September already? How come we didn’t get a summer this year? How is it that I only got to wear my summer wardrobe (and by ‘summer wardrobe’ I mean my one pair of jean shorts and one slash two of the 1000 tank tops I own) approximately four times, but had to wear a hoody every other day of the past three months? And how is it that I’m NOT returning to school this week? Now, this year, I’ve s...
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A Life of Hilarity.: A diary entry without the hand cramps.
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A Life of Hilarity. Saturday, June 4, 2011. A diary entry without the hand cramps. I wonder why it is that every time I go to write a post on this [recently] neglected blog my mind draws a blank. The most annoying part of it is that I have tons to write about. TONS. But I don't want this to be a journal for all to see. Because really, I don't actually think any of you really. Customer who steals internet. Except this time I'm sitting on the patio, enjoying the sunshine. In the shade, of course...I was...
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A Life of Hilarity.: August 2011
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A Life of Hilarity. Tuesday, August 30, 2011. Fixing a heart problem requires drinking more water. I went back and forth about whether or not sharing a certain story was too. Up close and personal for this blog. I’ve decided to do it. It turns out my doctor thought it was a heart problem, not an inner ear problem. Umm, ok…. I took the term excessive. Seriously. A beyond normal excessive amount of coffee was drunk, and I still, today, can’t have iced coffee. And iced coffee was my FAVORITE&#...Two weeks l...
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A Life of Hilarity.: March 2011
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A Life of Hilarity. Thursday, March 31, 2011. Note to self: do not drink out of anything but a straw when mouth is frozen. This morning I had a dentist appointment. To get a filling. I haven't had a filling since I was like, seven, and I lost it when I lost the tooth it filled (what dentist puts a filling in a baby tooth? So I decided 8 am was a great time to go get that filled. I didn't know what to expect. Pain was what I was mostly nervous for, because I sure didn't expect the giant blue rubber "d...
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A Life of Hilarity.: August 2013
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A Life of Hilarity. Saturday, August 24, 2013. Guess who's back, back again. Ya, I'm back, tell a friend. Hi, blog. Long time, no see. For everybody's sake (I'm assuming everybody else has a life and doesn't want to read for the rest of time.I don't speak for myself.) we're going to start fresh. Clean slate. Blank canvas. You know, we'll bypass some major life events like:. And just stood up and started crying. Uncontrollable, hyperventilating, ugly crying. Don't care. It's another story for ...Because I...
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The Peach Pit: Part two: Rocco, the Caribbean grill-chef who unabashedly rapes me with his eyes
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Why is my life so oddly hilarious? That’s like asking why gin is so delicious. Life is a mystery, friends. I see it like this: I could go home and cry about how the one-armed hobo chased me down the street in his wheelchair, or I could swallow that gin and write about my experiences so that I may bring joy to others. If I don’t bring you joy, then don't visit. Heart, ThePeach. Tuesday, February 08, 2011. Part two: Rocco, the Caribbean grill-chef who unabashedly rapes me with his eyes. 8220;You’re l...
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A Life of Hilarity.: Guess who's back, back again. Ya, I'm back, tell a friend.
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A Life of Hilarity. Saturday, August 24, 2013. Guess who's back, back again. Ya, I'm back, tell a friend. Hi, blog. Long time, no see. For everybody's sake (I'm assuming everybody else has a life and doesn't want to read for the rest of time.I don't speak for myself.) we're going to start fresh. Clean slate. Blank canvas. You know, we'll bypass some major life events like:. And just stood up and started crying. Uncontrollable, hyperventilating, ugly crying. Don't care. It's another story for ...Because I...
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A Life of Hilarity.: Being very productive and being very unproductive in the same day makes for the perfect balance.
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A Life of Hilarity. Saturday, September 24, 2011. Being very productive and being very unproductive in the same day makes for the perfect balance. Out and put it on the counter. Why isn't anything frozen solid? Oh, that's because the freezer was so JAM-PACKED with food that nothing was ventilated and therefore nothing was able to freeze. NO BIG DEAL. Partially defrosted chicken is the best anyway. When did I buy a 4L tub of ice cream? Oh, that was when I MOVED IN. Gross. And chicken wings? That was the p...
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A Life of Hilarity.: July 2011
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A Life of Hilarity. Monday, July 11, 2011. Eight dollar boxsets are the best way to pass time. Am I really SO busy that I haven't had time to write a post in over a month? I didn't think so. In fact, looking back, I haven't done anything particularly time-consuming. I want the time back. Oh wait. I've become obsessed. Except there's that movie. The movie that people are afraid for me to watch because everyone I speak to knows of my current love for Wheels and something must. Anywho, it's this crazy Degra...
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A Life of Hilarity.: Fixing a heart problem requires drinking more water.
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A Life of Hilarity. Tuesday, August 30, 2011. Fixing a heart problem requires drinking more water. I went back and forth about whether or not sharing a certain story was too. Up close and personal for this blog. I’ve decided to do it. It turns out my doctor thought it was a heart problem, not an inner ear problem. Umm, ok…. I took the term excessive. Seriously. A beyond normal excessive amount of coffee was drunk, and I still, today, can’t have iced coffee. And iced coffee was my FAVORITE&#...Two weeks l...