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NewsBlog 5000: November 2004
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The finger on the invisible hand. Tom Ridge Steps Down after Seeing Cheney’s Penis. Tuesday, November 30, 2004. Our Vice President is the new John Holmes. Ridge only makes $175,000 a year. Posted by NewsBlog 5000 # Tuesday, November 30, 2004. Supreme Court Refuses to Come Out. Monday, November 29, 2004. Heterosexual marriages will become invalidated. Despite this obvious discrimination against heterosexual couples, they will still have the right to fight this verdict by convincing the legislature to put ...
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The Real Lesson of the Shutdown | Patrick M Speaks! (despite advice to the contrary)
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Despite advice to the contrary). The only blog currently dedicated soeley to the contents of the mind of the Illustrious Patrick M. About The Illustrious One. The Interwebz History of the Illustrious One. Contact Me (and discover pain! Notes on the “Shutdown”. A Halloween Post Mostly Not About Halloween →. The Real Lesson of the Shutdown. 22 October, 2013. For the answer, let’s look at some examples from the article. Which doesn’t become shit until the end), as well as a few examples I can think of.
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patrickmspeaks | Patrick M Speaks! (despite advice to the contrary)
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Despite advice to the contrary). The only blog currently dedicated soeley to the contents of the mind of the Illustrious Patrick M. About The Illustrious One. The Interwebz History of the Illustrious One. Contact Me (and discover pain! The Country is Officially F* ked. 4 May, 2016. On Rubio and Cruz, the GOP, and “National Defense”. 7 February, 2016. While reading through my twitter feed about the most recent (and pointless) GOP debate, I spotted a quote from Marco Rubio defining conservative, specifical...
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“Thank You Third Party Types, You Just Elected Another Corrupt Democrat…” | Patrick M Speaks! (despite advice to the contrary)
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Despite advice to the contrary). The only blog currently dedicated soeley to the contents of the mind of the Illustrious Patrick M. About The Illustrious One. The Interwebz History of the Illustrious One. Contact Me (and discover pain! A Halloween Post Mostly Not About Halloween. Soldier Porn →. 8220;Thank You Third Party Types, You Just Elected Another Corrupt Democrat…”. 6 November, 2013. To that I say: Too fucking bad. You can blame the successful smear campaign of the Demorats, casting Cuccinelli as ...
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Notes on the “Shutdown” | Patrick M Speaks! (despite advice to the contrary)
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Despite advice to the contrary). The only blog currently dedicated soeley to the contents of the mind of the Illustrious Patrick M. About The Illustrious One. The Interwebz History of the Illustrious One. Contact Me (and discover pain! So I Haven’t Posted in Forever… Again. The Real Lesson of the Shutdown →. Notes on the “Shutdown”. 17 October, 2013. So despite the signs of life from the likes of Ted Cruz, it was a dumb move. Mainly because…. 3 The only thing good that came out of the shutdown was highli...
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outbursts: Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday
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The following are the relatively organized thoughts of a nineteen year old dork. Sunday, December 25. Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday. I have absolutely no clue how Santa Claus began to tie into all of this, but I like to think that he was created to let non-Christians get in on the fun. Don't practice the same religion? No problem, just invent a fat man in a red suit to keep the kids entertained, and buy eachother presents all the same. Everybody's happy. The above refers to a very select group ...
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outbursts: January 2006
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The following are the relatively organized thoughts of a nineteen year old dork. Tuesday, January 3. Wasting some time at work. 2 hours of sleep. Painful cough and stuffy head. Room full of computers and video game consoles raising temperature to crazy, untolerable levels. Christ. If this place can afford to pay me to play games they should be able to splurge on some air conditioning. Yeah, I'm aware it's January. This place is like an oven with all the electronics in here. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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outbursts: December 2005
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The following are the relatively organized thoughts of a nineteen year old dork. Sunday, December 25. Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday. I have absolutely no clue how Santa Claus began to tie into all of this, but I like to think that he was created to let non-Christians get in on the fun. Don't practice the same religion? No problem, just invent a fat man in a red suit to keep the kids entertained, and buy eachother presents all the same. Everybody's happy. The above refers to a very select group ...
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outbursts: Eric
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The following are the relatively organized thoughts of a nineteen year old dork. Friday, November 4. Saturday night. So there I am sitting on the 207, right? On my way to a friend's house for a party. I'm sitting towards the back of the bus and I vaguely notice a black guy get on the bus and sit in the back, but just out of my sight. Ten minutes later the guy decides he wants to get to know me better and comes and sits next to me. What the fuck are you doing? What can I say, I like to get to the point.
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outbursts: You're jealous.
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The following are the relatively organized thoughts of a nineteen year old dork. Wednesday, December 14. So this company called Babel Media. Is going to be paying me eleven dollars an hour to play videogames all day then tell them what went wrong while I was playing said videogames. Eleven dollars an hour to PLAY GAMES and WRITE STUFF. And if I happen to do more than forty hours a week of playing games and writing stuff, my overtime hours are worth sixteen bucks an hour. I tell him: "Okay well if you're ...