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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: July 2009
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View my complete profile. OCD is obviously hereditary. Shit. Friday, July 3, 2009. OCD is obviously hereditary. Shit. I've come to the realization that my little OCD. Child may be learning tendencies from me. Shit Well, you tell me. Is it normal to. Ensure that during your nightly set-up for delayed timing of morning coffee brewing you also lay out in precise motion exactly ONE SECTION of a select-a-size paper towel set at a perfect diagonal, your coffee cup, 2 Splendas. First, grab fistful of popcorn wi...
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: February 2010
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View my complete profile. Sex Education and the Questions That Follow. Sunday, February 7, 2010. Sex Education and the Questions That Follow. Sex-Education tips from a Mom who doesn't hold back:. 1 Be prepared to be placed into the "Totally Disgusting" category. Yep, that's where I landed since my youngest child finally correlated "having a baby" to actually "having had to have sex". I think I can play this one out to my advantage for a few years. Sex = Disgusting. Perfect. Links to this post. People Tha...
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: February 2009
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View my complete profile. Boobs In Exchange For Technical Support. Please H. How does Obamas speech get me thinking about show. The Four Words a Mom Hates To Hear. Why my husband and I are almost brilliant and at. How NOT Working Can Kill You. Who are you people and where is my family? A Message From Your Local Broadcasting System. Best Pirate Joke and Why I love my Husband. Stoned Kid After Dentist - YOU MUST WATCH THIS! Room Parent Etiquette and Why I Want to Kill You. My kids kill me. Can ANYONE out t...
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: My learnings from Weight Watchers in the New Year: Cabbage is bad.
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View my complete profile. One Way To Show You Care About Your Box: COME VOT. Happy Birthday, Sydney! ASK me another question you anonymous 12 year old . My learnings from Weight Watchers in the New Year:. Thursday, January 2, 2014. My learnings from Weight Watchers in the New Year: Cabbage is bad. Here's the main takeaways I've concluded to date:. 1 Cabbage soup is NOT good for ones intestines several days in a row. 3 My family used to enjoy cabbage but they've changed their mind after the past 3 days.
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: April 2009
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View my complete profile. Source of Swine Flu Identified. Survival Tips for Blended Families (or anyone with. My Childs Love Affair with Sunscreen. Parenting Advice: How To Know When To Bathe Your K. Mommy Confessions and Why I Need To Go Back to W. Grossest Thing My Husband Has Ever Said. Warning. How I Almost Poisoned Our Neighborhood. Naked People in Gym Locker Rooms. WHY? Out of My Mind: Surviving School Breaks. Parenting Advice: How to handle Annoying Kid Hab. Dealing with FEAR and asking for HELP.
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: November 2009
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View my complete profile. Tuesday, November 3, 2009. I'm not sure what it is about Halloween, but I've decided it's hell. Costumes, makeup, nailpolish on 7 year olds, fish net stockings now on elementary aged kids. and most of you can relate to all the room-parent responsibilities for those of us who pretend we have enough time in our crazy lives to help out our teachers in order to be perceived as a fucking good parent. Arggghhhh. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I Need a Martini Mom.
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: March 2009
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View my complete profile. Comment #15 Just Sent Me In Hiding. Guest Post from My Husband Today on the Benefits o. Part II: How NOT Working Can Kill You! Shit, My Kid is Just Like Me. Can I please just take a SHIT in private? Hair on your W-H-A-T? Mail Can Be FUN! Girls Weekend in Philly. Bloating Stomach and Constipation: The drawbacks. Ill miss you family, but this Peep is Outta Here! I Cant Take The Pressure, So Ladies and Gentlemen. My Husbands A Cop, Asshole! Highschool Friends. Why I Love Em. You ca...
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: May 2009
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View my complete profile. BRACE Yourself When You See THIS! To Work or Blog. that is the question. From the Mouth of a 5 Year Old. Free Family Entertainment at Target. Flip This. The death of a fish. A Cop With A Camera.its safe to speed now, my f. Thursday, May 28, 2009. BRACE Yourself When You See THIS! I think maybe this is the start of a mid-life crisis? New job, new house, and hopefully in a year, NEW TEETH! I've been a chicken to do braces,. And while I don't have major renovation needed,. We all h...
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: September 2009
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View my complete profile. The natural color of ASS. Friday, September 18, 2009. The natural color of ASS. Question: "Mom, why is your butt crack pink? Response [jumping up, wiping off ass of pants frantically]: "What? Do I have something on my pants and didn't know it? Did I sit in something, Kid2? Question [kid laughing, but still curious]: "NO MOM. Why does everyone have pink on their butts? You know, inside their cracks? Why are they pinkish purple? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Life Is Too Short Not To Share...: January 2010
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View my complete profile. Step Parenting Sucks. sometimes. Thursday, January 7, 2010. Step Parenting Sucks. sometimes. I absolutely adore my step-sons. I really do. I love my husband even more. And of course, my girls are nothing less than precious to me. But step-parenting sucks sometimes. It's probably one of the most self-less jobs a person can have and brings on so many additional challenges when compared to parenting your own children. Here are just a couple of things I struggle with:. I ask, "When?
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