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Just another piece of WERK. World, meet boy. To Camp, Perchance To Dream (of being back home) →. August 2, 2012. What are you doing? I’ve noticed that whenever you see food advertised, more often than not it’s flying through the air. There must be some psychological weakness that we all have that equates airborne food with “Why yes, I must eat Go-Gurt now.”. But it must work. After all, Americans eat less celery than they do Pringles, the flyingest of all snack foods advertised today (have you. Fall into...

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: November 2004

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? Everybody has one. That one drawer, usually in the kitchen. All hail the Junk Drawer. Does it spawn at night, birthing random items you'd only find in the "Free" box leftover after a garage sale? Does that stuff just appear to psychologically torture you with questions of how in God's name it got there? It is the universe just toying with you? Here is a photo of what it looked like:. Duct Tape - (. 153 ball...

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: Trade Secrets, Part 2

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? Trade Secrets, Part 2. Here’s where I plead for you to not hate me. Terrible, pandering, and irritating advertising is usually not my fault. I don’t see myself as above the audience I’m writing for; what annoys you annoys me, so I do all I can to write in a way I would respond to. But since I’m beholden to write for the client who is, you know, paying. Or make me call something a SALE-A-BRATION! Or do I sim...

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: It Just Gets Weirder

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? It Just Gets Weirder. Just when I thought no one could top finding my page through a google search of "bathroom whimsy," I just noticed that today someone found my site by googling the following:. Bathroom whimsy dog.". I have no idea what to say about that. New update on its way. I promise. Seriously.). Posted by Todd W. : 2:40 PM. That's a great story. Waiting for more. pay per click program.

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: September 2004

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? No, there are myriad ridiculous products that have gone mainstream - and not just in issues of "Sky Mall" magazine. So mainstream, in fact, we don't even realize how preposterous they really are. So I've started a handy guide to point out some of the more prevalent scams so we can all just say "NO! And reclaim some of our consumer dignity. Have you seen these things? 4 - Bottled water is bad enough. It'...

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: December 2004

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? Ok, so I'm well aware that it's been a whole month since I've posted anything, and that I'm letting down literally 2's of people, so here I am again. Just in time for Christmas. Ho, ho, ho and whatnot. Can you help me put my Christmas lights up? That's right - I just name-checked Arbor Day. Deal with it.). Oh, but wait," you say. "The all have a change of heart. All of the reindeer end up loving him...Not s...

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: May 2005

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? It's Getting Hot in Here. S-s-s-s.sss.s.soooo.h-h-h-h-hotttttt. It's been over 90 degrees for the past few days. (It's been 93 degrees for the past 4 hours, and right now it's 7:00 at night.) Our house has giant windows that face west and south, including the long, room-length window in my office (which is upstairs, natch). We have no air conditioning. It's like I'm living in a terrarium. Anyway, I don't ha...

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy: March 2005

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Todd's Cavalcade of Whimsy. If I write all of this and no one reads it, did I still waste my time? In the end, it was the cilantro that finally destroyed me. Let me back up. But I'm getting ahead of myself. And that's when I was defeated. I'd had enough. I left without buying the cilantro. Only I wasn't done. Oh no. I still had to check out and bag my groceries. Your bag is all ripped up. Your whole ham is on top of your eggs, your cactus leaves are leaking aloe all over the place. The Rick Emerson Show.