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five : who, what, when, where and how? | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. Five : who, what, when, where and how? Society, I am going to attempt to answer all of your questions. Google is providing the questions. I am providing the answers. THIS IS NOT A PUB QUIZ. W h o i s t h e . . . 3 the guy from made in chelsea? 4 see question 1. W h a t i f . . . 1 just a blah like one of us. 4 Shitbags. This quiz would not have existed. W h e n i s i t . . . 1 before it’s too late. 3 when your feet smell before you put them in the trainer. 2 He will call you.

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eight : potential for epic failure | procrastinisation

https://procrastinisation.wordpress.com/2012/08/28/eight-potential-for-epic-failure

8211; is a made up word –. Eight : potential for epic failure. T o p f i v e [ L-R ] : b o d y / l o o k s / m a n n e r s / m u s i c / s u i t. When I was in my second year of uni, a ‘man’ proposed to me. I write ‘man’ with inverted commas, because, at the age of 19, very few men are actually men. They are in that transition phase – post puberty, pre fatherhood. 8216;get to f* k’. So this friendship is suitably classified. So this friendship is suitably classified. And as mentioned in chapter seven.

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three : can we just be friends? | procrastinisation

https://procrastinisation.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/three-can-we-just-be-friends

8211; is a made up word –. Three : can we just be friends? 12 years since I started playing ‘The Game’, yesterday marked my 6th cap for the team ‘can we just be friends? 8217; Dismissed from the pitch before half time and unlikely to ever play again. Knocked back three times during high school, once at Uni and now twice in my professional life, love, as far as I am concerned, is becoming somewhat unpleasant and rather predictable. I log onto spotify and create a new (private) playlist. Playlist Highlight...

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ten : the morning after | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. Ten : the morning after. I s t h e r e a c u r e f o r t h i s h a n g o v e r . . . a n d a l s o ,. As I wake up, face planted into my memory foam pillow (I know, I’m getting old now), I feel the morning breeze across my shoulders and then, oh god, vomit in my throat. I breathe deeply for a few moments and suppress the urge to fill my shoe with the lining of my stomach. I drag myself from the bed and gaze blindly into the wardrobe mirror. What. That staring back at me? Cope w...

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one : write something, idiot | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. One : write something, idiot. Somebody once told me that I should write. I don’t know why, because at the time I would have been clutching a glass of free wine and what little was left of my dignity after progressing through a university degree that I often refer to as the course that. 8216;won’t kill you but it won’t make you stronger either – It will just make you numb’. Q Will I be any good at this? A Probably not. I was always shit at English at school, not encourage by...

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seventeen : pisa piss | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. Seventeen : pisa piss. 8220; . . a n d o n e m o r e t h i n g m a d a m , t h e p u n i s h m e n t f o r o v e r s i z e d l u g g a g e i s d e a t h . . .”. Creeps. Don’t worry, they’re harmless, possibly Dutch or something like that. How can I tell? A coat isn’t a bag, is it! They made me unpack the entire contents of my bag on the way here, so i’m not taking any chances on the way back. I’ve prepared the laptop and electrics into one of those plastic trays...So, armed wit...

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eighteen : skills on toast | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. Eighteen : skills on toast. I recently had a discussion with my Nan about the lost art of short-hand. As someone who was raised at the dawn of commercial computing technology, the simple ability to write with a pen is often a challenge and moreover, as an Architect, it is a further challenge not to write entirely in capital letters. Because, as already stated, this was my previous job and, by implication, I have now left. I think you’ll see why if you continue reading. In a rec...

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six : this t-shirt makes me mad | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. Six : this t-shirt makes me mad. Except it isn’t a protest. Not the right kind of protest. And certainly not a protest to be associated with the Olympics. It is the equivalent of a toddler tantrum between two siblings, where one is given the upper hand and the other stamps his feet and shouts “it’s not fair! It wreaks of desperation. I’ve had my fair share of desperate feelings and let me tell you something, I have never had to pay 20 for the privilege*. And if you had been abl...

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nineteen : men phases | procrastinisation

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8211; is a made up word –. Nineteen : men phases. H e w a s a d i c k h e a d , s h e w a s a s t u c k – u p c o w. However, underneath the villain exterior, which is the only side I ever really expose to close family, there is a hopeless romantic just dying to get out and show off a bit. So, here, I will end with some lyrics from a song that I have recently been playing over and over because it’s just so bloody apt. Tom Odell : tomodell.com. I want to take you somewhere so you know I care,. I want to c...