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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: December 2010
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Tuesday, 14 December 2010. YIPPEE IT'S THE FINAL! In the absence of LORD WAGNER, the duets are the big comedy draw for the final. Who will duet with who? Who will get starstruck, Alexandra-style, and become a quivering wreck? What particular cocktail of performance-enhancers will Robbie Williams be on tonight? The questions are endless, the comedy potential is too. Set the stage on fire. You just duetted with Rihanna, how does that feel? Over to Cheryl. ...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: Live Show 9 - "Lemsip, with it's deliciously lemony taste, is the go-to cure for all your cold-related problems. Also now available in delicious blackcurrant flavour!" - December 4 2010 (part 2)
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Sunday, 5 December 2010. Live Show 9 - "Lemsip, with it's deliciously lemony taste, is the go-to cure for all your cold-related problems. Also now available in delicious blackcurrant flavour! December 4 2010 (part 2). And the performance order has changed for no reason! Theme of previous weeks. Unfortunately we got no more hilarious video of Matt at death's door in bed with his mother bringing him some Bovril (oh wait, his mother is. You are in the final"...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: Results show 9 - "To Vote For OFCOM, dial 0870..." - December 5 2010
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Tuesday, 7 December 2010. Results show 9 - "To Vote For OFCOM, dial 0870." - December 5 2010. Working for OFCOM must be such a great job for 10 months a year. I mean, what do they actually do during the downtime when legions of X Factor viewers have no silly show to write in and complain about? Yes, it's the X Factor, it's the results, and it's another predictable controversy! Yay, Alexandra Burke is back! Can people fly if they buy your album? Sadly this wo...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: YIPPEE IT'S THE FINAL! (part 1)
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Monday, 13 December 2010. YIPPEE IT'S THE FINAL! Yes, it's been about 5 years since the series started, thousands of human beings and Chloe Mafia auditioned, and now, thanks entirely to the public vote and not in any way down to underhanded manipulation by the judges and the powers that be we're down to the final four! Matt Curdle: He of the blood-curdling falsetto wail of death. Also wears a hat and paints and decorates from time to time. Cher doing a duet ...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: Live Show 9 - "Lemsip, with it's deliciously lemony taste, is the go-to cure for all your cold-related problems. Also now available in delicious blackcurrant flavour!" - December 4 2010 (part 1)
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Sunday, 5 December 2010. Live Show 9 - "Lemsip, with it's deliciously lemony taste, is the go-to cure for all your cold-related problems. Also now available in delicious blackcurrant flavour! December 4 2010 (part 1). Matt doesn't want to go back to being a 'painter', Mary doesn't want to go back to Tesco, Rebecca doesn't want to go back to Liverpool, One Direction don't want to go back to school and Cher just wants HER GODDAMN CANAPES WITH. The buildup of a...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: Results show 8 - Abridged version again - November 28 2010
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Wednesday, 1 December 2010. Results show 8 - Abridged version again - November 28 2010. NICOLE SHER. SHIRT. SCHER. NICOLE OUT OF THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS! There follows one sentence summaries of the guest performances because I'm losing the will to live. The Wanted - What on earth possessed the dark forces behind this nonsense to get together one day and say "You know what the music industry really needs right now? A cross between Westlife and 5ive". Leaving us wi...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: October 2010
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Sunday, 31 October 2010. Live Show 4 - October 30 2010 (part 2). Dannii is "Dumbfounded" that the others didn't consider this a good week for him. Dannii is easily dumbfounded. "It was a fight." mumbles Matt, as he tries to be nice. Over to Louis, and we all know what this means! Wagner. To fully appreciate the genius that is Wagner you have to think outside the box, think past the music because Wagner transcends the medium of music. Meanwhile back on planet...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: YIPPEE IT'S THE FINAL! (part 2)
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Tuesday, 14 December 2010. YIPPEE IT'S THE FINAL! In the absence of LORD WAGNER, the duets are the big comedy draw for the final. Who will duet with who? Who will get starstruck, Alexandra-style, and become a quivering wreck? What particular cocktail of performance-enhancers will Robbie Williams be on tonight? The questions are endless, the comedy potential is too. Set the stage on fire. You just duetted with Rihanna, how does that feel? Over to Cheryl. ...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: November 2010
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Tuesday, 30 November 2010. Live Show 8 - "Double Trouble" - November 27 2010 (part 2). We last left off at the point where anyone who'd started watching late might have got their hopes up and thought it was all over, but in fact only the halfway point had been reached. Yes, everyone is singing. If you do this song justice. we could go all the way to the final". Oh, The Wagster must be getting a great song then, right? Oh no It's "You Are So Beautiful". R...
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they: Live Show 8 - "Double Trouble" - November 27 2010 (part 2)
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I don't have the X Factor and neither do they. Tuesday, 30 November 2010. Live Show 8 - "Double Trouble" - November 27 2010 (part 2). We last left off at the point where anyone who'd started watching late might have got their hopes up and thought it was all over, but in fact only the halfway point had been reached. Yes, everyone is singing. If you do this song justice. we could go all the way to the final". Oh, The Wagster must be getting a great song then, right? Oh no It's "You Are So Beautiful". R...