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Maybe I'm Lying: April 2009
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Thursday, April 2, 2009. Running with Brooms- College Quidditch comes of age. Choose among "Waiting to Bloom" and "I suck" among some other more optimistic possibilities. A gentleman named Lee, 39, from London, also interested in Yoga and FourSquare, is the only person we managed to match up with. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Maybe I'm Lying: But Sir, Don't You Know?
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Sunday, May 31, 2009. But Sir, Don't You Know? But Sir, don't you know that a lion is a man-eating carnivore? Lions can be quite unpredictable. In the past there have been a number of unfortunate incidents.Do you really think this is an appropriate guest for your event? The devastating truth was revealed that these animals also can get kind of c...
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Maybe I'm Lying: What I really wanted was an Ivory Elephant.
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Sunday, June 28, 2009. What I really wanted was an Ivory Elephant. June 28, 2009 at 11:38 PM. I used to request no milk in my tea at Dunkin Donuts, but I gave up because I felt like I was asking too much. (I mean, they always put in milk, too, but you cant really fault them.). July 14, 2009 at 7:52 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). MRS TRE...
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Maybe I'm Lying: February 2009
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Sunday, February 22, 2009. Glowing Breadcrums on the forest floor. Not so fast- like I could run easilly on these sore blue stumpy feet. My accupuncturist explains to me solemnly that blue feet are a sign that my circulation is not working right. Yes, my western medicine doctor would clearly nod in agreement. But why? Get out of here! Go somewhe...
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Maybe I'm Lying: Othello 2
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Thursday, March 19, 2009. Em The article is in the fashion and style section. Of course! Because only girls who want pretty purses care about this whole silly thing anyway. The thing that sends me off the deep end is the ending, where a teacher suggests that the way to get these kids thinking is to have them write a new ending for Othello, one w...
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Maybe I'm Lying: My Grandmother Explains It All
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Sunday, June 7, 2009. My Grandmother Explains It All. No, not likely, her best friend reassured her, not unless a whole lot more is going on at the same time. Like what? More importantly I now understood the cornerstone of the "Brides must be virgins" rules on traditional marriage. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Maybe I'm Lying: December 2008
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Tuesday, December 30, 2008. Are we really so desperate to make it all simple and black and white and victim blaming? I did make an effort. Oh wait, they don't really want to solve anything just blame somebody- rich people in this case. I mean, men will be men, boys will be boys. Where was her judgment? Was she drinking or what? This is the tone ...
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Maybe I'm Lying: March 2009
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I have been told, from time to time, that I exaggerate. I also “remember things out of context”, ‘lie’ and “make shit up like crazy”. Don’t worry- I am a writer! Thursday, March 19, 2009. Em The article is in the fashion and style section. Of course! Because only girls who want pretty purses care about this whole silly thing anyway. The thing that sends me off the deep end is the ending, where a teacher suggests that the way to get these kids thinking is to have them write a new ending for Othello, one w...
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Bliz: March 2010
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010. Last Modified: January 10 at 4:21 PM. I started this letter to Oprah on January 10, 2010. It was my Big Hairy Audacious Goal to get published in her magazine. I’m thinking about starting over. I mean, I’m thinking about the concept. Of starting over. About how the idea. Of starting over brings hope to even the most hopeless situations. There’s always this self-saving thing you can do when your world is all wrong. Start over. What do you say, Oprah? Please say, “yes”. As I was sipp...
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Bliz: September 2009
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Thursday, September 24, 2009. Don't Tell Me You Love Women. On Dec. 7, 1989, the day after Marc Lepine gunned down 14 women at l'École Polytechnique in Montreal. I could see that trying to change her mind through feminist arguments would be fruitless. So I came at the horror from a different angle. I asked her, “If Marc Lepine had separated Jews from Gentiles so that he could shoot at only the Jews, would you say he hadn’t kill Jews per se, rather he’d killed people. Were killed. Who else? Poster that de...
