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Zero Unlimited: September 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Friday, September 30, 2005. Maintenance came by and asked me if I had two tiny post it notes. It seemed like an innocent request, but when I went into the restroom a few minutes later, I found that they'd put them up on the new soap dispensers. Suggestion Box faux pass.
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Zero Unlimited: November 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Well, I know we've all been talking about shredding the wrong documents, so this is oddly pertinent. Our Executive Director just tried to put his tie through the shredder. While it was still attached to his neck. Proper Use of the Shredder.
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Rant in My Pocket: December 2005
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Rant in My Pocket. The Big Man has spoken. You heard it here first. I pick a rant out of my pocket, dust the lint off of it, and type it out. If it's a good day, my fingers don't get stuck in the keyboard. My secretary says I shouldn't type so hard and that wouldn't happen. Wednesday, December 28, 2005. Daily (or what) Vocabulary. I'm reviving an oldie but goody, from back in the heyday of the Executive Order Blog! A useless piece of finery or frippery. Posted by Michelle Souliere @ 8:45 AM 0 comments.
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Zero Unlimited: January 2006
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Candy Left in the Office. To whoever is leaving these on our desks:. Posted by Kitty Baxter @ 12:14 PM. 4 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Wednesday, January 25, 2006. And, I still have my job! Your influence during our employee retr...
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Zero Unlimited: August 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Do Not Torment Those With Unfortunate Names. Why torture us as well? I, for one, am sick of it. Posted by Roger Moore @ 12:57 PM. 4 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Saturday, August 27, 2005. Is This A Joke? This is extremely creepy...
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Zero Unlimited: December 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Friday, December 30, 2005. I don't know who thinks this is funny, but I'm tired of having people pulling pranks on me today. Is this some sort of New Years joke? Posted by Tiffany Hilter @ 1:59 PM. 7 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Thursday, December 29, 2005.
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Zero Unlimited: February 2006
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Tuesday, February 28, 2006. The Supernatural Killer Killer. Anyways, that leads to todays invention, which Freeman told me to post here. So here goes:. The Supernatural Killer Killer. So step right up to buy the latest product to keep away killers of every kind. Bu...
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Zero Unlimited: October 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Friday, October 28, 2005. You Can't Hide From Me. Posted by John, clog hater @ 9:22 AM. 2 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Monday, October 24, 2005. Follow up to memo: If A Poisoning Occurs. Do not taste test the poison to see if it really is poison. This is s...
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Pale Horse Pale Rider: January 2006
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Pale Horse Pale Rider. All the Shit Unfit for Print. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Aside from the Eton and Cambridge educations; the taste for top-of-the-line smokes and booze; the harem perpetually stocked with phenomenonally beautiful, exotic women with geographically ambiguous foreign accents; and the license to kill - the only thing that seperates James Bond from the average Joe are all of those wonderful toys. Roger Moore, the Assistant Director of Development at Top. Posted by Drago @ 11:48 AM. All Ha...
