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Bird Anonymous: July 2008
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Birds from the Backyard and Sydney, Australia. Thursday, 31 July 2008. Quite a few of you have been very busy making a New Doooo. Can't believe I can actually be more handsome than I already am. Pasted below in order of emails received are your fine creations! What a Pool Party, I look MOST EXTREME and so do you! I am a musketeer bobbing up and down at a 70s party with Red Mojo. Has provided me with male pattern baldness, moustache of overcompensation and a beak extension! Who knows I'm just that! Gave m...
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Bird Anonymous: New Extreme Doooos
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Birds from the Backyard and Sydney, Australia. Thursday, 31 July 2008. Quite a few of you have been very busy making a New Doooo. Can't believe I can actually be more handsome than I already am. Pasted below in order of emails received are your fine creations! What a Pool Party, I look MOST EXTREME and so do you! I am a musketeer bobbing up and down at a 70s party with Red Mojo. Has provided me with male pattern baldness, moustache of overcompensation and a beak extension! Who knows I'm just that! Gave m...
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Smartassbian: The "Funny" Thing Is...
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Thursday, July 22, 2010. The "Funny" Thing Is. Yes, I'd meet someone.from Montana! I'd reply. "I'm not getting into some long distance thing! I found lots of ways to squander my money, bought third row theater tickets on Broadway three days before a show, bought my sister a motorcycle, bought myself a cool little sports car. A neat trailer for the trip across the country etc. The list goes on. But the real kicker is the money! We are trapped apart from each other until I can sell my tools and whatever el...
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Smartassbian: August 2010
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Friday, August 20, 2010. The REAL Letter to Ellen. I had to condense my original letter which was pretty nice, down to 1500 words or fewer, that includes spaces! SoHere is the abridged version that I actually did send to Ellen today. There was a "Dear Ellen" at the top, but I had to cut it! She can’t live here legally, but I can go there. I am working hard to make that happen, and although things are tough, I have received a lot of help from my friends. They are both currently unemployed, and with two ki...
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Smartassbian: August 2012
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Saturday, August 4, 2012. I Thought It Was TRUE Love! When I met the woman I am now married to, three years ago this month, and fell head over heels in love with her, I thought I had finally found true love. I was right! I have been living in England with my wife and our two fur-babies, Winston and Frodo, for 15 months now and I have not adapted well. Things are small here, really small, a 4' x 8' room in the U.S. is a walk in closet, here it's a bedroom, or if you're living high, an office! I am a 40-so...
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Smartassbian: August 2013
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Thursday, August 8, 2013. Words Have Meanings - Pay Attention! Or My Latest Greatest Annoyance! I posted this in a note on facebook and they removed it, that's when I remembered, I have a blog! I have been reading a lot of news items from both South Africa and Russia where the term "corrective rape" has been used to describe the rape of a known lesbian. I have something to say about this. I've wasted all those years! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Politically Incorrect Blog for the Socially Retarded.
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Smartassbian: October 2009
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Thursday, October 29, 2009. A Letter To Ellen.(First Draft). You don't me, but I know you. I have fallen on hard times, but that's not new or unusual these days. I write because I have a dream, and I need your help making it a reality. The good that came out of it was I got to move back to California! The not so good, my house went into foreclosure, I had to sell my flawless Indian Chief motorcycle, and I went into a deep depression. My life's savings including my 401K depleted. Sincerely, Red Mojo.
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Smartassbian: July 2010
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Thursday, July 22, 2010. The "Funny" Thing Is. Yes, I'd meet someone.from Montana! I'd reply. "I'm not getting into some long distance thing! I found lots of ways to squander my money, bought third row theater tickets on Broadway three days before a show, bought my sister a motorcycle, bought myself a cool little sports car. A neat trailer for the trip across the country etc. The list goes on. But the real kicker is the money! We are trapped apart from each other until I can sell my tools and whatever el...
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Smartassbian: November 2009
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009. My Blood Boilith Over. The Green Card: How to get one. I thought the obvious solution was marriage. I was unhappy about the prospect of leaving California, but willing to make the sacrifice to be with the woman I love. I did some research and found this! Although gay marriage is legal in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont and New Hampshire starting Jan 1st of 2010, you are not allowed to sponsor a spouse for a green card unless they are of the opposite sex. ". The Polit...
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Smartassbian: July 2009
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Monday, July 27, 2009. No Country For Old Men : A Review. The fourth row: right right up right left up down down. ). This is not a timely review, just a review.mainly because, I feel like I have to say something! Okay, if you haven't seen this movie yet, and you still think you want to, I am going to spoil the plot, but not the movie.that has been done for you already. I watched this film, mostly because of all the Oscar nominations, and found it.Unworthy! Here is a partial write up by By Ilari Valbonesi.
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