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Taimuller: May 2007
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Monday, May 28, 2007. Bo Bandit and the Steel Driving Man. Retold by Bethany Hegedus. Although i was no bigger than a sack of flour, I set my sights on working for the C and 0 Railroad. I crouched beneath the wheels of a wagon, scoping things out, when a shadow spread over me, blocking out the noonday sun. Excuse me, mister. Who's in charge here? I asked, getting up my gumption. John," the man said with a grin. "John Henry. I'm from Virginie, too.". And the one I heard time and time again: "Believe you m...
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Sprelle: July 2007
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Saturday, July 28, 2007. Just Dont Hit Any Big Waves. Posted by Alex at 10:43 PM. A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. I want to be gorgeous, she says, and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. This was usually Ben's ...
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Sprelle: May 2007
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Sunday, May 13, 2007. Some things are left undone,. Some words are left unsaid,. Some feelings are left unexpressed,. But someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed. If I met you on tomorrow. I would still give you my heart If you should say,. Do you still love me? Till death do us part. Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,. May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,. As you make a wonderful pair. On this special day,. Best wishes go to you,. That this wonderful love u share,.
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TonyStanp: August 2006
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Saturday, August 26, 2006. Joke of the Day. First Day as a Taxi Driver. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! Posted by Tony at 8:57 AM. Friday, August 04, 2006. It's a Woman Thing. He answers that ...
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TonyStanp: October 2006
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Monday, October 09, 2006. Make sure your hands are clean and dry. Stand with good posture. Both men and women should stand to shake hands. Approach. Step toward the person and stand facing him or her squarely. Make eye contact and smile. Wait for the higher-ranking person to extend his or her hand. If he or she doesn't, it's OK to wait a moment and then extend your right hand. Use a firm (not vicelike) grip. If your grip is too loose, your hand will feel like a dead fish. Posted by Tony at 1:20 PM. Laura...
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TonyStanp: March 2006
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Thursday, March 30, 2006. There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah. so expensive! Posted by Tony at 8:01 PM.
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TonyStanp: April 2006
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Saturday, April 22, 2006. Pet Stories by mezack.blogspot.com. Justin Peterson, Age 11. Gabrielle Davis, Age 11. The Brave Young Mare One day in Poland, my family and I were riding our horses in the mountains. Suddenly we were at the part that was really steep! When my horse got creeped out, I fell off and was holding on to the edge of the mountain. Then an amazing thing happened. My mare was looking at me as if she was saying to grip on to her. So I did. She pulled me up, and I was saved. When Hurricane ...
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TonyStanp: July 2006
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Monday, July 24, 2006. The towns-people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. The man replied, "Yep, sure do.". However, what fol...
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TonyStanp: November 2006
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Monday, November 06, 2006. 4 Sex Tips Just for Newlyweds. Top sex and relationship experts offer up the keys to staying in a state of bedded bliss. Take a Hiatus Expert: Gloria Brame, PhD, a clinical sexologist in Georgia. Get Into Lust-After-Him Mode Expert: Clinical sexologist Sandor Gardos, PhD, founder of Mypleasure.com. Novelty is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs. The trick is to use the excitement of being a newlywed to train your mind to focus on looking at your husband in new and exciting ways.
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Janes' Weblog: October 2006
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. 5 ways to get some rest. 1 Make up a couple of games you play lying down. One staffer plays a game where the baby pulls out all her receiving blankets and covers Morn with them. (Just make sure the room is baby-proofed, in case you doze for a sec.). 2 Tie yourself to the bed if you must, but do whatever it takes to nap when the baby naps. The second he goes down, go directly to bed (do not pass go, do not load the dishwasher). Think you're not a napper? 5 Sometimes we get so an...
