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Treading Water 101: July 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Thursday, July 28. At the begining of every semester, there is a poster sale at uni, I have a theory that the poster you buy pretty much describes the sort of person you are. With the substandard help of my camera phone, here's the slim pickings from this semester's poster sale. Try hard, wannabe 'one of the boys'. And chuckle to himself as he drowns the screams of lonliness from inside himself with pot after pot of Tooheys New. And one time with his mate 'Rob'.
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Treading Water 101: March 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Wednesday, March 30. Easter, apparently, is a time of renewal. This year, and unlike any Easter I can remember since I was 15, I didn't work at all. Normally I'm throwing my weight around in the weeks preceding Easter in an effort to secure the prime shifts, the greasy shifts, the juicy shifts, dripping with double-time goodness. However this year has heralded a 'policy shift' of sorts, towards more time spent doing diddly, and less time working. Tuesday, March 22.
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Treading Water 101: November 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Sunday, November 27. Which is always the introduction rewritten to save time and effort. So, this has been a year of me blogging about my going to university. I'm pretty unimpressed with bits of it personally. I don't spend enough time in tutes or lectures to provide the reading public with enough cynical analysis of the people around me in class. I'm still rounding out my canvasing for my position as Melbourne's Most Eligable Blogger.). Still, the poster. I'm traini...
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Treading Water 101: June 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Monday, June 27. HOW ON EARTH will you get by now that The Student has finished the semester? How will your idle hours of reading blogs at work to pass time be complete without a twice weekly Treading Water 101 fix? Where will you go when you simply absolutly possitivly have to read the ranting of the painfully self absorbed? I have good news - or, indifferent news. I'm reliably told the marketing term for this is a line extension. Posted by The Student at 6:00 PM.
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Treading Water 101: August 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Tuesday, August 30. Ghost Dad.I mean.Town, Ghost Town. There is no one here today. The student body is the definition of a fair weather friend. When things are nice and sunny, the campus is a swarming mess of people. When it's raining and cold, there is no one here. The library is warm for no reason other than to encourage you to come inside. It's all a ruse, they just want you to learn. Posted by The Student at 11:52 AM. Sunday, August 28. Wednesday, August 24.
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Treading Water 101: April 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Saturday, April 30. It's that time of the year.". When The Student contemplates deferring uni again.". But, he can't. He'll wind up being at uni until he is 25.'. But maybe he feels marketing isn't for him. Maybe wants a change.". Shite A change to what? He's only thinking this shit because he wants an authoritative way to explaining away the fact he's lazy and unmotivated when it comes to doing study.'. Hey guys. What are you whispering about? Oh I'm here to help yo...
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Treading Water 101: May 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Saturday, May 28. Dropping off the radar. Remember my bristling arrogance and blind rejection of a likely truth when I said 'it sure as fuck isn't going to be me'. That does all the work? Right now the group is in a delicate spot, we are yet to shake out the lone group member who winds up doing 70% of the work. Each group assignment there is one, and we are yet to see who it will be. My money is on Swaziland.". The controlled leak was issued to the head lecturer....
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Treading Water 101: October 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Monday, October 24. It's 9.30pm, and I'm using a library computer standing up. Author is nearing the end of the semester, and is probably going nuts. Posted by The Student at 9:32 PM. Saturday, October 22. Ricky May is Dead. Last week this week, another year nearing an end. Two assignments and a three exams to go, and I am completely bereft of creative thought. This is going to get a lot worse before it'll get any better. Posted by The Student at 7:51 PM. Last week, ...
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Treading Water 101: February 2005
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Making going nowhere fast an artform. Monday, February 28. After weeks of randomly kinda crap weather, Melbourne manages to pull off a 32 degree day for the first day of study at uni. This ensured, that without fail, and in keeping with every other first day I've been at uni for, there was a veritable landslide of cleavage and leg on show. These leather pants make me too cool for school.". She's somewhere between the two stages. My uni has been designed to put the carparks as far away from the classes as...