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Shockingly Uninteresting!: July 2005
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005. Today's shuttle launch in sunny FLA was scrapped. Too bad. Guess the news media will have to report on the things that matter slightly more than space exploration. Good night, sweet Blog. I'll come back to tend to and collect you when my filthy tryst with RoosterTeeth has come to it's bitterest end. There will always be a place in my heart for you. Posted by Christy at 10:24 AM. I used to change with my bedroom curtains open so the neighbors could see. Bay Area, California.
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. If I can't have access to your heart, at least let me have access to your refrigerator. It's my ex-boyfriend's birthday this weekend. The old bastard'll be 39, can you believe that? And me, only 30 this November. Gotta hand it to him, he always made me feel young. which wasn't always such a good thing. I so seldom (okay, never) talk about my personal life around here. It's none of your business, of course, but barring that: Did you ever wonder why? Posted by Christy at 10:30 AM.
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: September 2005
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005. I vant to be alone. That's all, really. Talk me out of it. Posted by Christy at 1:30 PM. Monday, September 12, 2005. Posted by Christy at 3:44 PM. I used to change with my bedroom curtains open so the neighbors could see. Bay Area, California. View my complete profile. Cheeky Monkey - My New Hero. For People Who Didn't Get Gallagher. Head of the Ass. Howard Stern Says You're a Fat Pig. Seatbelt For My Arm. The Coolest Guy You'll Never Know. Which one are you, really?
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Morty: 06.05
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Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet -Emerson. I'm not settling and i find that a bit unsettling. the romance was as rocky as sylvester stallone to begin with, so i never had high hopes for it. when it comes down to it, she just wasn't dorky enough. i need a dork of monumental proportions to satisfy my needs. someone who knows that if i yell, "i hate plumbing! She should reply, "pipe down! Dare i dream of such a girl? Answer: a good blog. anyway. Posted by Morty @ 8:08 AM.
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Morty: 05.05
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Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet -Emerson. The question on my mind today is why do girls dig musicians? Even in the 19th century the great pianist franz liszt had girls fainting at his recitals beatles-style. girls would fight over his used cigar butts and turn his broken piano strings into jewelry. (maybe he just struck a chord with them? On another note. i've decided to name my nipples anfer and alex. the christening is tomorrow. Posted by Morty @ 9:10 AM. Somewhere out the...
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: May 2005
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Tell me of thine eyes. And I will tell thee of thy heart. Tell me of thy feet. And I will tell thee of thy hands. Tell me of they sleeping. And I will tell thee of they waking. Tell me of thy desires. And I will tell thee of thy need. Posted by Christy at 1:27 PM. Thursday, May 26, 2005. What do you despise? By this you are truly known. Posted by Christy at 1:14 PM. Wednesday, May 25, 2005. I am a prophet and a seer. Posted by Christy at 1:50 PM. Wednesday, May 18, 2005. And now th...
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Morty: 05.06
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Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet -Emerson. Posted by Morty @ 8:50 AM. View my complete profile. People Who Want Me. Show me that smile again. A little of this, a little of that. Lets go away for a while. Chillin with the wee-zer. Les jeux sont faits.
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: June 2005
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Friday, June 24, 2005. Posted by Christy at 3:56 PM. Friday, June 17, 2005. The only secrets you have to worry about are those you are keeping from yourself. It might be helpful to know what other people are hiding, true, but the only way their covert agendas and sneaky maneuvering can hurt you is if you continue to lie to yourself. Besides, there's just one sure strategy for exposing the secrets that others are keeping:. Tell yourself the naked truth about your own feelings and motivations. I used to ch...
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: November 2005
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Monday, November 28, 2005. Today I Will Not Drink. But today, I will not. Posted by Christy at 1:08 PM. Monday, November 14, 2005. The state of things. Posted by Christy at 2:25 PM. Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Charles Darwin developed the theory of evolution 20 years before he finally published a book about it. Why did he wait? I'm not sure that approach would do anyone much good. Posted by Christy at 8:11 AM. I used to change with my bedroom curtains open so the neighbors could see. Head of the Ass.
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: December 2005
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005. Posted by Christy at 11:09 AM. I used to change with my bedroom curtains open so the neighbors could see. Bay Area, California. View my complete profile. Cheeky Monkey - My New Hero. For People Who Didn't Get Gallagher. Head of the Ass. Howard Stern Says You're a Fat Pig. Seatbelt For My Arm. The Coolest Guy You'll Never Know. I look more and more like Dad as I get older. Which one are you, really? A wife, a spaniel, a walnut tree . To live is so startling .
