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What's the deal with frummies and their gaudy furniture? - Frum Satire
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One man’s apikorus is another man’s talmid chochom. What’s the deal with frummies and their gaudy furniture? July 3, 2012. Somewhere along the line frummies started getting into the ridiculous McMansion craze, I called them Monsey Houses because Monsey seemed to be replete with these crazy looking ranch homes that had columns, chrome fences and marble driveways. It seemed that frummies had no idea what tasteful decorations were and felt they needed to have things that showed how douchy they could be.
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: November 2014
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Sunday, November 30, 2014. Every few years, without fail, there comes a point during Chodesh Irgun when the typical Anglo parent decides that he or she is fed up and isn’t going to take it anymore. Helpless in the face of paint-splattered clothes, late nights, and kvetchy kids, said Anglo parent finally declares that it’s time to take a stand. After all, online griping or even commiserating with other beleaguered parents in real life only goes so far. Call me when you get there! Take THAT, Chodesh Irgun!
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: October 2014
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014. In the wake of the three-day Rosh Hashanah weekend and bored – as we all were. By our usual yom tov fare, the Studentit graciously offered to make something “different” as a side dish for lunch on the first day of Succot. Here’s what she came up with:. Vegetarian Vegetable Quiche with No-Roll Oil-Based Crust. The filling recipe comes from YZG’s aunt, and the crust recipe is adapted from. 800 grams mixed frozen vegetables – Cooked and drained. 189; cup mayonnaise. The followin...
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: Heblishization of the Megilah V
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Wednesday, March 4, 2015. Heblishization of the Megilah V. Shamelessly neglecting one’s blog is certainly no excuse for breaking a long standing tradition, and thus, the Our Shiputzim Editorial Board once again proudly presents:. Megilat Esther - Chapter 4. And Mordechai knew everything that was made, and Mordechai tore his clothes, and he wore sack and dust. And he went out in the middle of the city, and he cried a big and bitter cry. Sack and dust were offered to a lot. 160; And the. On her to come to ...
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: December 2014
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Thursday, December 11, 2014. Fine Arts Friday: Shmuel I Edition. The following post may exceed the recommended daily allowance for maternal boasting. Proceed at your own risk. In lieu of an unconvincing apology or even a lame excuse for my prolonged blogging absence - and with your permission, of course. I think I’ll just jump right back in. Here goes:. A certain Shiputzim daughter had to make a diorama for her Navi class this week and decided to focus on the following psukim from Sefer Shmuel I:. Please...
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: DIY Vanilla
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Tuesday, June 14, 2011. Every oleh has that one purely frivolous and completely unnecessary product that they still import from the Old Country. You know what I’m talking about, right? Looks around hopefully for some nodding heads but then remembers that bloggers can’t actually SEE their readers… }. It’s nothing that you actually NEED. And you realize that you could either manage perfectly well without it or else switch to the Israeli equivalent. But so far, it hasn’t come to that. 4 vanilla beans, cut up.
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: January 2015
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015. Israel mourns the terrible loss of Major Yochai Kalangel HY”D and Staff Sergeant Dor Chaim Nini HY”D, who were killed by our enemies in the North. May Hashem avenge their blood, and may their families be consoled among the other mourners of Tzion and Yerushalayim. Seven other soldiers were wounded in the same incident, and may they all have a speedy and complete recovery. The Prayer for the Welfare of the IDF) *. May we soon be privileged to witness. Links to this post. Entit...
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: Yehi zichram baruch
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Wednesday, April 15, 2015. Yom HaShoah 5775 coincides with the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Bergen-Belsen on April 15, 1945. Tomorrow morning, as the siren wails and the entire country comes to a mournful standstill, I will think about the following Holocaust survivors:. My great-grandmother z”l. Who used her wits, courage, and determination to save her daughters and then survive the Kovno ghetto (where she lost her beloved husband) and then two different concentration camps. Please leave a comm...
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: Euphonic Friday: Erev Pesach 5775 Edition
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Friday, April 3, 2015. Euphonic Friday: Erev Pesach 5775 Edition. The food is cooked. The table is set. Showers were taken, and here in TRLEOOB *. Everyone is enjoying their traditional pre-Seder naps while listening to this newly-released song by Gad Elbaz:. שבת שלום וחג כשר ושמח. May you and your families have a wonderful, joyous, and kosher Pesach, and may we all be privileged to celebrate together next year in rebuilt Yerushalayim! TRLEOOB=the real life equivalent of our blog. A Mother in Israel.
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Our Shiputzim: A Work In Progress: The Heblishization of the Seder
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Sunday, March 28, 2010. The Heblishization of the Seder. Are you looking for a way to enhance your family’s Seder experience? Do you want to make the Haggadah more meaningful and accessible for your kids? Well, then, why not let them recite Mah Nishtanah. 8230; in Heblish. Yes, that’s right! Back by popular demand. It’s the one and only:. Official Our Shiputzim Heblish Translation of. What did this night become different from all the nights? And from the pesachim. Speedily and in our days. Amen. This blo...