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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Sports Central
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Friday, June 18, 2010. I don't know much about sports, but evidently something significant happened this week involving something called the Lakers. As nearly as I can figure, the Lakers consist of a man named Phil Jackson and someone named Kobe. There are two people who show up to watch the Lakers do whatever they do—Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson. The rest of us watch Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson watching the Lakers. Posted by Jay Mitchell. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Three faces of jay. What's g...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: February 2010
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Monday, February 15, 2010. The label on something I picked up the other day said …. TRADER JOE’S CHICKEN SALAD. 48% FEWER CALORIES, 90% LESS FAT. THAN TRADER JOE’S CHICKEN SALAD. I was understandably curious about a foodstuff that claims to have 48% fewer calories and 90% less fat than itself. So I opened the package, whereupon it went into an infinite feedback loop and sucked all the calories and fat out of everything in the kitchen. I now weigh 42 pounds. I wonder if Kirstie Alley knows about this.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: May 2011
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Saturday, May 21, 2011. I just realized that the lyrics to Cake’s “Short Skirt Long Jacket” are actually pretty good poetry:. I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut. And eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations. Who's fast and thorough. And sharp as a tack. She's playing with her jewelry. She's putting up her hair. She's touring the facility. And picking up slack. I want a girl who gets up early.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Passing Culture
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Friday, June 18, 2010. I just got the latest brochure from what passes for culture in Orange County, the Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts. And things have definitely taken a turn for the worse. The upcoming season comprises a combination of acts that appeal to old people, acts you'd expect to find in dinky, dingy lounges in downtown Las Vegas, and acts for really. To wit: They have a bunch of An Evening With… events, featuring burn-outs from the Sixties and Seventies, and then. Three faces of jay.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: April 2010
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Saturday, April 3, 2010. A Very Different Night, Indeed. I was doing some research on Easter the other day, because saying Happy Easter seemed kind of odd. The guy was crucified, after all, so saying “Happy Easter” is kind of like saying Happy Daniel Pearl Day three days after—well, never mind. As it turns out, the most scholarly research on the subject of Passover is at chabad.org. Manischewitz is too much Manischewitz.). I have pictorial evidence that Mr. Matzah exists. He’s obviously ano...I have deci...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Poetry at 160kbps
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Saturday, May 21, 2011. I just realized that the lyrics to Cake’s “Short Skirt Long Jacket” are actually pretty good poetry:. I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut. And eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations. Who's fast and thorough. And sharp as a tack. She's playing with her jewelry. She's putting up her hair. She's touring the facility. And picking up slack. I want a girl who gets up early.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Modern Marvel
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Thursday, May 20, 2010. I have had this gizmo for about six months, and every time I use it, it amazes and amuses me. Cures for dire diseases? All pale when compared to the coolest device ever:. Posted by Jay Mitchell. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Three faces of jay. I have decided to embrace my inner schizophrenic and break my posts into three blogs:. This one) - wacky observations and feeble attempts at humor. Recommended for the mentally deficient and those who will laugh at anything. Other voi...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Final Destination
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Saturday, July 31, 2010. The other day, during one of my all-too-frequent work breaks, it suddenly became absolutely necessary for me to learn what Phoebe Cates was up to these days. Boys of all ages remember only one thing about Ms. Cates: her classic turn as Linda Barrett in the cult classic. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. A performance which turned many a boy into a man, if you catch my drift. But after a string of forgettable follow-up roles, she pretty much dropped out of sight. Poor Richard doesn...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: November 2009
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Thursday, November 5, 2009. Good Times with Don Vito. For Halloween a radio forum website – the terrific Radio Sales Cafe. Asked its members to recount their scariest sales experiences. That, plus a promo for. I saw that evening, reminded me of the following:. For me the scariest experiences involved working with, er, connected businesses in a certain suburban market. (If you've seen any of the. Movies, you know what - and where - I mean.). A little extra sump'n sump'n, too. Good times then. Scary now.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: July 2010
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Saturday, July 31, 2010. The other day, during one of my all-too-frequent work breaks, it suddenly became absolutely necessary for me to learn what Phoebe Cates was up to these days. Boys of all ages remember only one thing about Ms. Cates: her classic turn as Linda Barrett in the cult classic. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. A performance which turned many a boy into a man, if you catch my drift. But after a string of forgettable follow-up roles, she pretty much dropped out of sight. Poor Richard doesn...