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Narcissism in its Highest Form: The Day I Was a Mental Patient
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Wednesday, August 29, 2012. The Day I Was a Mental Patient. Have you ever just needed a break? Some time to get rid of the stress and anxiety that makes you feel like you’re slowly losing your mind? I did And I did it in the most extreme way possible, because I’m just that kind of girl. I won’t bore you with the details of why my anxiety got out of control, mostly because they just sound like White Girl Problems. When I say them out loud. When I imagined outpatient therapy...
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: The Holy Order of Crayola
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Sunday, October 30, 2011. The Holy Order of Crayola. I'd like to say that I've grown to be a more precise person as I've matured, but that's not quite true. In second grade, I had the mega stand-up display of 72 Crayolas. That was my pride and joy. It was awesome - it had a portable case, a built-in sharpener, and did I mention SEVENTY-TWO COLORS? Posted by Kelly Vandersluis Morgan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Where to Find Me.
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: Housewifing Gets Real
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Saturday, August 25, 2012. I’ve been given the wonderful gift of finishing up my last year in my Ph.D. by being a housewife-student. Since school hasn’t started back up yet, I’ve only been the first part of the hyphenate…and it’s not quite what I imagined. I thought being a housewife was going to be all watching TLC and being able to make microderm appointments for during the day. I’ve made a pretty valiant effort at housewifing so far. Those are the pinners who, instead o...
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: You Would
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Thursday, December 26, 2013. You guys, Netflix is sentient and judging me. Check out what has been a "Top Pick for Kelly" over the last few weeks. Every time I open up the app, it's like Netflix says, "You would, Kelly Morgan. You would." And Netflix is right. I would. Yeah, I know. " Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster been laughing at me! Posted by Kelly Vandersluis Morgan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Where to Find Me.
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: Tinkerbell, Bonne Bell, and Other Influencers
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Thursday, May 02, 2013. Tinkerbell, Bonne Bell, and Other Influencers. When I was in preschool, there was a girl named Cindy who I was insanely jealous of because she was allowed to wear bright red lipstick when we played together. As in, big girl. Lipstick that her mom got at Merle Norman. Around that time, my little world began to revolve around cosmetics and how I could get as much of them as possible on me at once. Lip Smackers and Tinkerbell. And I have decided to put...
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: Hold on to Your Butts
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Friday, October 10, 2014. Hold on to Your Butts. I once went to this attraction in Pennsylvania called Living Waters. The internet is trying to tell me that I'm making all of this up and that this place never existed as I remember it, but I assure you that this was for real. My mom will corroborate the story. Living Waters was a freebie experience for those with tickets to a show at the far-more-spectacular Sight and Sound Theater. Was a self-guided tour through displays o...
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: Being Hangdog in Down Dog
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Friday, September 27, 2013. Being Hangdog in Down Dog. Like just about everything I do, I woke up one day and said, "I think I'll be a yoga instructor." Luckily, the Yoga Powers that Be. Require you to put the brakes on a little before just jumping in; so, I enrolled in the Life Power Yoga Teacher Training program. At my gym. How scary could it be? I've taught group fitness classes for-ev-er. Push through the burn! Posted by Kelly Vandersluis Morgan. Where to Find Me.
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: Lil' Jon, My Novel, and the Creative Process
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Thursday, November 21, 2013. Lil' Jon, My Novel, and the Creative Process. Back in kindergarten, I told my mom that, "There aren't enough sheets of manila paper. In the whole world for all of my ideas! Two important thoughts arise from this: (1) my school was too cheap for construction paper and too far back in time for nice white copy paper, and (2) there are now more than enough pieces of manila paper in the world for my few-and-far-between ideas. Now, it's all I can do ...
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Thursday, September 13, 2012. Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover. So, I’m just sitting here, eating Cheerios from a baggie, toddler-style, and completing two year’s worth of online education in a few hours to renew my fitness instructor certification before it expires tonight. I prefer to call it efficiency rather than procrastination. The only other choice for renewal is retaking the initial certification test on physiology, biology, body parts, and whatnot. Of course you did.
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Narcissism in its Highest Form: The Fat Fitness Instructor: After Week 2
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Narcissism in its Highest Form. Monday, September 17, 2012. The Fat Fitness Instructor: After Week 2. When everyone talks about diet food not tasting good, they’re talking about this fake kind. There’s no way someone could hate all. Fruits, vegetables, grains, nuts, and lean proteins. Actually, productive diet food is real. Posted by Kelly Vandersluis Morgan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Where to Find Me. My company, Tsirona. Things My Mom Knows. The Fat Fitness Instructor.
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