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Doctor Grumpy in the House: December 7, 1941
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Sunday, December 7, 2014. December 7, 1941. December 7, 1941, was a landmark day in American history, but this post isn't about the story you've heard. The events at Pearl Harbor are well known, but what's virtually forgotten is what happened 142 miles away that same day. In 1941 Ni'ihau had no connection to the rest of the world, except for a weekly supply boat that came from Kaua'i on Mo...
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Overhead hospital page
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Friday, July 10, 2015. Will the owner of a red fire truck parked in front of ER please move your vehicle? Thank you, Marsha! Posted by Grumpy, M.D. Our hospital operator would have insisted on including the trucks license number in the announcement. July 10, 2015 at 7:34 AM. July 10, 2015 at 6:17 PM. July 10, 2015 at 7:08 PM. William Carlos Williams said. So much is blocked by. Contact me ...
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Best of both worlds
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Tuesday, July 28, 2015. Best of both worlds. Seen on a patient's info sheet:. The first name listed above it was "Chris.". Posted by Grumpy, M.D. July 28, 2015 at 8:59 AM. Is that whats called a gender bender? July 28, 2015 at 10:24 AM. July 28, 2015 at 11:22 AM. I think Anonymous is right, the / should be of. July 28, 2015 at 12:16 PM. July 28, 2015 at 1:12 PM. July 28, 2015 at 2:29 PM.
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Ee-i-ee-i-o
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Monday, July 13, 2015. Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary.". Mrs McDonald: "Hi, I'm on my way there for my appointment, but I'm running late.". Mary: "Okay, well, the one after you just cancelled, so come on in and he'll see you when you get here.". Mary: "We'll see you soon.". She said that if he dies, I owe her a new rooster. The hell I do.". Mrs McDonald: "Anyway, I can show you t...
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Online CME
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Thursday, July 16, 2015. Gee, how'd I miss that one? I was sure it was "B.". Thank you, SMOD! Posted by Grumpy, M.D. What the even heck? July 16, 2015 at 6:19 PM. When theres a question, go with the first choice.if youre going from top down. Looks like thats the rule for only about a quarter of those answering the question, though. July 16, 2015 at 7:57 PM. New math at work. Note: I do not...
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mary's desk
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Wednesday, July 22, 2015. Mary: "Okay, can I make a copy of your insurance card? Mr Card: "Here you go.". Mary: "Um. This is Sick National Insurance. We're not contracted with them. I told you that when you called, and you told me you were covered by Major Illness.". Mr Card: "Yeah, I know.". Mary: "So are you going to pay cash for today's visit? We don't take this plan.". Ah, pro bono....
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Friday whatever
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Friday, July 17, 2015. Ms Vocab: "My Mom had breast cancer, so they did a vasectomy.". Dr Grumpy: "You mean mastectomy? Ms Vocab: "Whatever.". Posted by Grumpy, M.D. Vasectomy, mastectomy. as long the insurance will pay, its all good. July 17, 2015 at 10:47 AM. With that casual attitude and that kind of error, how can you believe anything else she says about her medical history? Note: I do...
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: My readers write
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Friday, July 24, 2015. This was sent in from retired policeman Steve:. Officer Steve: "Okay, Mr. Smith. We got your fingerprint results back. Not only is there a warrant out for your arrest, but the name you gave us is phony. The fingerprint match says your name is really Jones.". Mr Whatever: "Well, they're both right. Smith is my maiden name.". Posted by Grumpy, M.D. Have Dr. Grumpy ...
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mailbag
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Wednesday, July 29, 2015. I work on a telemetry floor. As long as I've been there, they've had a board called "Look Who's Coming to Tele." The original idea, I guess, was that when a new nurse was hired they'd put up their picture with some fun facts about them so people could get to know them. Yesterday, for no real reason, I stopped and looked at it. And began giggling. Whats on the tele?
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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Great marketing survey questions
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Doctor Grumpy in the House. A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life. Thursday, July 23, 2015. Great marketing survey questions. Hey, that's an improvement of almost one-half of 1 percent of a day you're getting back.". Thank you, C! Posted by Grumpy, M.D. Sorry - your drug was so boring I fell asleep during the presentation. July 23, 2015 at 6:01 AM. July 23, 2015 at 3:11 PM. From a pharmacist viewpoint, I would have to respectfully to suggest that when it ...