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My boys: my best view | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/my-boys-my-best-view
My boys: my best view. 90% of the time, my day starts with the cries of a 17-month-old who needs his poopy diaper changed. 50% of the time, his cries wake his 4-year-old brother, who, if I don’t drag myself out of bed quick enough, will get himself into a similar situation of mess. Someone has lost one of his Army men and demands that it be found right. now. or the world will surely end! 8221; and “Grossssss! 8221; and “Please don’t make me eat this! 8221; are sobbed repeatedly. And so, randomly, they...
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Sublime Bedlam | noogies for all | Page 2
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You know how they say. That “old people” are invading. A conversation with my mom. To which she replied,. 8220;Oh, yeah,. I follow him on Twitter.”. Here are some things that I did not say:. I did not say,. 8220;You know what Twitter is? Nor did I say,. That is combo “nor” and “further”). Yes, you can use it too, if you like;. It is a neat word). Did I say,. 8220;You follow people? Norther did I question,. 8220;Do you drop Twitter lingo. I didn’t even ask. 8220;How many followers do you have? I have not ...
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About Me | Sublime Bedlam
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I craft. I pick up after people. I watch tv. I bake. I pretend to go running a few times a week. I knit. I watch Sesame Street with my son, and unfortunately know. What Elmo’s thinking about today. I whine. I cook. I can’t say “mitten” or “button” without getting laughed at. I write. I pretty much do it all, you could say. Here’s 100 things about me:. 1 I am in (secret) love with. America’s Next Top Model. Beauty and the Geek, Intervention,. Yes, I am the middle child, and all the rumors are true. 11 Gro...
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Meandering Stranger | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/03/19/meandering-stranger
Oh, people. PEOPLE. Do you remember. The other day when I was, all “Ohhh, no, I opened the door to a stranger, a stranger with the word “ex” in his self-description, wah wah wah how can I be so dumb? 8221; IT GETS WORSE. No, instead he kind of. Hi, I’m Caley and I’M A MORON.). 8220;Um, I’m not the owner, sorry.” I figured that would make him leave. I don’t own the house, therefore I won’t be making any decisions/purchases regarding the painting of the house. “Oh,...At this point, he started meandering ag...
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I believe the word we want here is “irrational” | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/i-believe-the-word-we-want-here-is-irrational
I believe the word we want here is “irrational”. I knew I couldn’t just run out of the room; there was stuff in the laundry room that I needed (my other laptop to get some studying done, for example), and besides, THEN WHAT? Then I’d have an enormous arachnid on the hunt for some human snack roaming my house, THAT’S WHAT. And, uh, no thanks. I’d like to be able to go to sleep at some point tonight. Was not going to work. It only took me another 20 (twenty! You can’t tell from the picture, but I hav...
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Down the Drain | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/down-the-drain
That’s how long we’ve been potty training our almost-4-year-old. And we are still at it. It’s harder for boys to catch on, right? That’s what They say, anyway. And so I repeat this to myself. Often. It helps keep the crazy away. We started when he was 2, and after a few days to weeks, he got the pee training down. The poop? And indeed, down the drain it went. But he got back on track (that is, returned to peeing in the potty 95% of the time) after a few weeks. But poop? And another thing that They say?
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A fear of ninjas is a healthy thing | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/a-fear-of-ninjas-is-a-healthy-thing
A fear of ninjas is a healthy thing. Well, here we are again. Just me and the boys, home by ourselves, as Jeff is away for the 74th time this year. As he tells Ethan, “The President needs me! Another source of stress while Jeff’s gone is our neighborhood, which when we first moved here, appeared to be very safe. We were told, in fact, by many people, that it. Safe But uh, you remember my meandering stranger. Much attention. I was just so happy to see that there were no ninjas. Perhaps. A truck? So uh, ye...
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Belly Gallery | Sublime Bedlam
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1 week, 3 days postpartum. I wish I had done this. Beautiful! So nice that you have this visual record of this baby’s growth! I hope you keep up the weekly photos of Oliver. What a beautiful little baby you have! Hmmm…now I want to know all about what you ate and what kind of exercising you did! Wow…i’ve never seen a time-lapse quite like this. really cool…. The Scroll Down « Sublime Bedlam. 8230;] Belly Gallery […]. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Taking ...
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Not me! | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/not-me-4
Welcome to Not Me! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog. To read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. I did not voluntarily buy and then subsequently (as in, less than a day later) HIDE the light saber I bought for Ethan. I did not hide this toy over 4 days ago. It does not still remain in hiding, as I type. He will not EVER get it back. Related: What was I thinking? The baby would be all, What the…? And we’d be all, Ha, GOTCHA! How good they smell.
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Sweep and squish | Sublime Bedlam
https://caleyadams.wordpress.com/2009/05/26/sweep-and-squish
A little birdie mentioned to someone she knew that she’d read an amusing post. On my blog. The one in which I spent HOURS frozen in fear trying to work up the courage to take care of. Bludgeon to death a spider the size of a tricycle. The “someone” happened to be a PR person for Swiffer. And after reading about my bug-bludgeoning alternative use for my wet/dry mop, she very graciously sent me a new one. Thank you, Amy! And then war broke out. Having two Swiffers is an unexpected awesome. Although I m...
