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The Worst of Me: Hold Steady, New York City!

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Monday, August 11, 2008. Hold Steady, New York City! While I'm headed to the opposite coast, the Hold Steady show their affection for the Big Apple in this sweet series of rooftop jams, courtesy of Pitchfork. They don't sound quite as sick as they do on the new album, but imagine walking down the street only to have your socks rocked off by Craig Finn and Company, serenading you with songs about deuce cruces from a soaring skyscraper. Now that, as Murry would say, is "pretty rock 'n roll.".

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The Worst of Me: We Need to Sit Down in Our Thinkin' Chair and Think, Think, Think.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008. We Need to Sit Down in Our Thinkin' Chair and Think, Think, Think. I always thought that the Riddler was a pretty good villain, especially in his many ridiculous. That is, until I stumbled across this hilarious deconstruction. Of the character by noted Internet satirist Seanbaby. He might be an interesting character, but yeah, nobody's going to put you on a team of evil villains if you keep leaving a trail of clues to their secret hideout. It's just common sense. You have 24 Hours.

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The Worst of Me: Am I Going Bats?

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Saturday, July 19, 2008. Am I Going Bats? My friend Kat called me today and said we should hang out, since we hadn't seen each other in months. She asked me if I wanted to see the Dark Knight. I said yes. I know what you're thinking: Matt, you're crazy. It's true, I've seen The Dark Knight once per day since it's release. Hell, I'd see it again tomorrow. I'm three-for-three so far, why not make it four? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Worst of Me. A sugar-coated suppository of satire.

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The Worst of Me: Titillating.

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Tuesday, August 05, 2008. You know when people make gross exaggerations and say things like, "this is going to set the women's rights movement back 100 years! I think this is what they were talking about. I'm not sure if this was broadcast on air, but there is no doubt that it is literally the worst thing ever. Worse than AIDS? Not until I became a Male Porn Star. MATT SHORE: JOURNEY TO BECOME A MALE PORN STAR. I hear those are good for your vision. What's that? You're not even that old? No dice, Slip-n-...

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The Worst of Me: Questionable Choice?

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Friday, August 08, 2008. In honor of all the Johnny Depp movies I've been watching recently, fate decided to tie up a couple loose ends and collide my favorite pastimes. Now Depp and Batman can finally be one. Is this the beginning of the knock-down drag out Jim Carrey/Johnny Depp dance-off we've all been waiting to see? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Worst of Me. A sugar-coated suppository of satire. These Comics are Better than Mine. Good News for People Who Love Bad News.

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The Worst of Me: We Need to Do Something About these Facebook Ads

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Monday, July 21, 2008. We Need to Do Something About these Facebook Ads. It was on Facebook! To the point where my rebelliousness felt more impotent than poignant. There's too much internet to monitor it all! Catch this salmon and smoke it. This young man thought he could almost kill somebody and then make a clever joke out of it! Whoops, he got Facebook-Fucked! That's right folks, your internet info can be used to send you to the clink, and I ain't talkin' Hogans Heroes! The Worst of Me.

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The Worst of Me: Swing Bat-ta-Bat-ta

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Saturday, July 19, 2008. Just got back from round two with The Dark Knight. All those qualms I previously posted are safely put to rest. This baby's a classic. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Worst of Me. A sugar-coated suppository of satire. These Comics are Better than Mine. Good News for People Who Love Bad News. Los Angeles, CA, United States. Read the blog, cochise. View my complete profile.

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The Worst of Me: 100 Posts, 100 Reasons for Madness

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Monday, August 04, 2008. 100 Posts, 100 Reasons for Madness. Has Meet Dave taught us nothing? Why must this man go forth and transform human intelligence into silly putty? Alas, there is no answer. But look forward to "Eddie Murphy/Romeo and Juliet Project" coming soon to a theater near you (for two weeks). Even if you're a certified gold-medal riffer, you realize that La-La Land can change a half-decent idea into a hulking steaming terd. Be careful out there, aspiring writers! The Worst of Me.

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The Worst of Me: Faster Moviecat! Kill! Kill!

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Friday, August 08, 2008. I just saw this movie called "Funny Games". It looks like this. The movie is written and directed by Michael Haneke, the guy who delivered the brutally tense Cache. Speaking of thrill-rides, I also caught Pineapple Express. I can't recommend this movie enough. It's a stunning homage to all buddy cop comedies, but mostly it's a love song to bad 90's blow-em-ups. There was a surprising amount of violence in the movie (maybe tying it with Funny Games? The Worst of Me.