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The Zezaurian Society: Falcon Punch

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Recently I have been running instead of cycling around London in an effort to up my fitness levels. I’ve even been drinking protein smoothies to get RIPPED and reduce my bra size. But that is not today's story. No, civilians. That is just the "intro" to today's story. Now, the only problem I have is that if someone is okay stabbing a baby/littering, then they're also probably okay punching me in my beautiful face too. That's why, thus far. This vexes me because it makes me a weakling. Well, turds to that...

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The Zezaurian Society: February 2011

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Recently I have been running instead of cycling around London in an effort to up my fitness levels. I’ve even been drinking protein smoothies to get RIPPED and reduce my bra size. But that is not today's story. No, civilians. That is just the "intro" to today's story. Now, the only problem I have is that if someone is okay stabbing a baby/littering, then they're also probably okay punching me in my beautiful face too. That's why, thus far. This vexes me because it makes me a weakling. Well, turds to that...

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The Zezaurian Society: Zezaurian Award For The Worst Thing Said In 2010

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Zezaurian Award For The Worst Thing Said In 2010. I'm absolutely fascinated by the Wikileaks story and every moral, political and philosophical question it throws up. But boy-oh-brother, have I read some bullshit in the past week. Most of this has come from our world leaders and the dickfaces they employ and collude with, but I think it's too easy to vote for them in our. Award for the Worst Thing Said In 2010. My Cringe Gland is has inflamed to the size of the fucking moon. I ♥ the Apocalypse. Whether y...

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The Zezaurian Society: Zezaurian Survival Dept. expedition goes awry

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Zezaurian Survival Dept. expedition goes awry. So, Dr. Dolorous and I made it back alive from the forest after our Boxing Day camping extravaganza, and let me tell you, that perverted toe-rag really puts the 'camp' back into camping. We set off in the early afternoon as the sun slowly descended in the dull grey sky, causing the temperature to drop quicker than Drib Drab's trousers in a dark Soho side street. As promised, we took nothing with us but a knife, an axe, and a box of matches. The art of Tymtym.

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The Zezaurian Society: Z Camp 2011

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Welcome to The Zezaurian Society. Sort of like the Scouts, if the Scouts were all depressed alcoholics. We Didn't Climb Ben Nevis. Paris is an expensive toilet. Chess Club: Hate your Friends. Exploding Knees: London to Brighton. Check out our creepy friends:. Words with my Father. The art of Tymtym. This involves group expeditions to picturesque locations for long nights of star gazing, philosophising and drinking. The Table Tennis Dept. Members assemble for all-weather training in preparation for the an...

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The Zezaurian Society: A Zezaurian guide to making a crap birthday present slightly less crap

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A Zezaurian guide to making a crap birthday present slightly less crap. My dad is literally the hardest person in the solar system to buy a gift for. He has a few hobbies, such as beekeeping and hiding in his shed doing goodness-knows-what. But, at 61 years old, with reasonable wealth, what more do you need? You already own everything you want to own, such as those drill heads and that. Expert Guide to Falling Asleep During Any Film. I scoured the internet for. That was Drib Drab's internet. 8211; the on...

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The Zezaurian Society: September 2011

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You've been with me for years. Together we've trod in shit, danced like a boob, run away from fights, splashed in piss and kicked people in the balls. The best pair of shoes I ever had. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Welcome to The Zezaurian Society. Sort of like the Scouts, if the Scouts were all depressed alcoholics. We Didn't Climb Ben Nevis. Paris is an expensive toilet. Chess Club: Hate your Friends. Exploding Knees: London to Brighton. Check out our creepy friends:. Words with my Father. Members assem...

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The Zezaurian Society: Exploding kneecaps and motorway violence: Zezaurian Cyclists do London to Brighton (badly)

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Exploding kneecaps and motorway violence: Zezaurian Cyclists do London to Brighton (badly). You know it's all going to go wrong when, at 1am the night before, you look at the instructions Mr Morose has written to get us there and see he's written, "go left a bit, down a bit and then find the seaside," (accompanied with a picture of a beer wearing a hat.). I asked him if he was drunk and he told me that he was required to drink if he was to get any sleep. "But what about these damn instructions? Much to o...

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The Zezaurian Society: It's the bottom one.

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It's the bottom one. Anal itching - A rough guide. Reaction, but this damages the skin further – what we in the business call the "itch/scratch cycle". Causes of anal itching. Washing too much.or not enough! Poor hygiene can be responsible for anal itching, but so can excessive cleaning, especially if you use harsh soaps or a brush. A fucking brush! Can lead to itching around the anus. This is made worse after tangy, vegan food. Are what many people worry about, but are not usually the reason. We Didn't ...

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The Zezaurian Society: Zezaurians don't climb Ben Nevis

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Zezaurians don't climb Ben Nevis. Scotland is a hilly place just north of England where Mel Gibson lived in 1273. I went there last week to climb Ben Nevis, but forgot how weather works and I only packed my summer clothes because it was really sunny in London. Weirdly, it turned out it was too cold, wet and windy to do any mountain climbing. Instead we took a bunch of pictures of Scottish things:. This is what the chairs in Little Chef do when they're on a break. Three stars at best? Being vegan makes yo...