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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Sunday, March 27, 2005. And boy are his arms tired. Joe # 5:51 PM. Saturday, March 26, 2005. Year-long membership at Bob's Bath-House. (I had a slipped disk at the time; didn't realize the place wasn't geared toward occupational therapy.). Dill personal computer. (Not the brand I thought it was.). Complete set of He-Man Pogs. (Didn't realize that the Pog craze had basically reached it's apex. Set me back a couple hundred dollars.). Clay Aiken's Measure of a Man.

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Monday, February 28, 2005. How to Waste a Billion Dollars. Steve Fawcett, a rich guy who doesn't like sitting around his house, is going to try flying a plane. Around the world. Before this, he flew around the world in a hot-air balloon. Before that, he flew around his living room with a couple of feathers shoved up his ass. What is it with billionaires that they feel driven to do shit like this? He's the best our country's got, Timmy, and I want you to kneel ...

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Tuesday, November 30, 2004. The Passion of the Ken. Iâ m sorry. Iâ m having a tough time writing right now. Iâ I canâ t seem to make heads or tails of the world at the moment. I feel like Iâ ve had the rug pulled out from under me. Ken Jennings lost on. He lost. I donâ t know if I can go on with life. I watched the whole thing. I watched as he missed two Double Jeopardy questions. Now, I wouldnâ t have known the answers, but Ken? He seemed to know everything&#...

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Friday, April 29, 2005. Talking Monkey Goes Prime-Time. I'm a reasonable person, I think. I would not classify myself as a conspiracy-theory nutjob. I don't believe that the CIA is beaming signals into my brain. I don't believe that there is a group of seven bankers who control the world's finances. I think the Sasquatch and Loch Ness Monster pictures are crappy hoaxes. I mean, listen. To the man, for Christ's sake! In fact, Bush didn't say much of anything la...

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Sunday, October 31, 2004. I'm going nuts here. I really am. I just wrote this long, unfunny shpiel about the loss of civility between Republicans and Democrats this election that was as sad and humorless as Carrot Top. Here's why:. I went to Democratic Headquarters on 44th today to buy a new anti-Bush button. I chose the simple design with "Bush" in a circle with a line through it. Fairly straightforward, right? Want Bush to win. It puts me on? Okay, well, I g...

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Wednesday, June 29, 2005. Make for a very festive 4th of July celebration, Aries, but you need to ask yourself if a nursing home dining room is the right place for that sort of display. Your self-esteem soars to new heights this week when not one but four men ask for your phone number. Okay, two of them are cops, one's a customer service rep for Verizon and the fourth is your uncle who needs to reprogram his cell phone, but dammit, you're in demand. You find y...

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Wednesday, September 29, 2004. We join the presidential debate already in progress.). Moderator: Mr. President, many people have criticized your administration for the unilateral approach you took toward the war in Iraq. If you had it to do over again, would you heed the advice of the world community and give the U.N. weapons inspectors more time to find evidence of weapons of mass destruction? Well how many cans of Pabst can you do outta one beer bong? Modera...

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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. The al-Zarqawi Tape (Hairshirt has uncovered a copy of the tape sent from Iraqi insurgent leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to Osama Bin Laden). Joe # 6:34 PM. Deep Throat (Not the Porn One, Though). One of the most intriguing mysteries of the 20th century was solved today, at least according to an article. Can it truly be this easy, though? Are we to simply accept the word of this doddering old guy who maybe just wants a little attention?

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Chancelucky: June 2005

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005. About a week ago, I started writing for the blog about the similarities between the P hillipine Insurrection. When I looked Hanna up on the Wikipedia, an internet "open source" encyclopedia, I was very surprised to learn that Hanna had served in the Civil War and according to the Wikipedia, last week, had been awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor in 1895 for his service during that war. "Wow," I thought, "This guy was no chickenhawk neo-con.". At the same time, I am thinking...