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The Blackheart Chronicles: February 2012
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Friday, February 24, 2012. Play Me An Upbeat Song, Mr. Pianoman. My Husband and I newly married. But this begs the question: What do you do when you're happy in love? Where are the non sullen love songs? Do they even exist? Maybe I just need to start thumbing through my grandma's old records to the crooners and Motowners of old. Even when Bobby Darin sung about killing his love by holding her under water, he did it with such a cheerful, aw-shuc...
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The Blackheart Chronicles: November 2010
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Tuesday, November 30, 2010. I even named my first cat Lucy. Blog entries and scripts and short stories that are calling my name in the night, wondering why I've deserted them. why I've abandoned the characters I love so much. This doesn't make me lazy. It doesn't make me a bad person. What it does is make me numb. My love affair has turned into a drug. a very delicious drug. but a habit none-the-less. Sunday, November 28, 2010. 8 Months And Counting.
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The Blackheart Chronicles: January 2011
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Monday, January 17, 2011. Pay her gay male friends to cuddle up? Place an add in the Penny Saver? Heavens no. None of those things. Japan, the country that first brought the world used schoolgirl panty vending machines, now introduces THE MAN PILLOW. Why I didn't come up with this in between my last two boyfriends god only knows. It's sheer brilliance stuffed between a faux work shirt. A woman named Suzuki in USA Today. Tuesday, January 4, 2011.
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The Blackheart Chronicles: April 2010
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Saturday, April 3, 2010. Rule of Threes. Geez. While the Rule of Threes may seem like superstitious dribble, I can assure you from my experiences today that it holds true. My particular trinity evolves a series of embarrassing moments - nothing worth changing my name over and going into witness protection, but cringe worthy just the same. No one in the class could say, but then suddenly I remembered. 'Jailhouse Rock! Later in the day, as I shopped ...
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The Blackheart Chronicles: Alpha Male
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Monday, March 7, 2011. Player Hater (a man who wants to settle down). Outdoor Enthusiast (would certainly turn my head). And my personal favorite. Dinner Bill Payer. March 21, 2011 at 7:35 PM. You have some good ideas for bumper-stickers, but when someone says alpha male, my ears hear Type-A personality. June 1, 2014 at 2:58 PM. It is the logo of Team Alpha Male MMA Fight Team with Urijah Faber an TJ DIllashaw. Some of the best UFC fighters. Travel...
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The Blackheart Chronicles: September 2012
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Thursday, September 27, 2012. The saying goes: "laughter is the best medicine." It's a life philosophy I ascribe to. And one of the few. So during these rough times of cutbacks, surmounting debt and joblessness, I've decided to start a recession greeting card company with two other friends. The current options for names are:. The only thing scary this Halloween is your debt. Happy Holidays, team! Flip card] There will be no bonus. Happy Administrat...
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The Blackheart Chronicles: January 2010
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Tuesday, January 12, 2010. Domino's Tosses Cardboard out the Window. But what I love most of all is their new website. You may think I'm making too big a deal out of this. But trust me, the end result was tasty and nothing like their old product. Now it's time to find a new pizza company to make fun of. Those awful Papa John's commercials are a good place to start. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Everywhere and Nowhere, United States. Here Comes the Sun.
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The Blackheart Chronicles: December 2010
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Thursday, December 23, 2010. Walk This Way: Dabbling in Mall Walking. Although I'm a mere 29-years-old, yesterday I joined the ranks of senior citizens everywhere by undertaking my first Mall Walking. Session. Yes, you heard me right. Mall Walking. And who the hell are these people? Well, apparently, I'm one of 'these people', if one mall walk does a mall walker make. Count me in.'. When we arrived at Arden Fair at 7am, the mall had. All-in-all, a ...
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The Blackheart Chronicles: The Scent of Love
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Wednesday, February 2, 2011. The Scent of Love. As I completed a training walk this morning I couldn't help but notice the abundant display of red hearts and cupids spewing forth from store windows. Uh-huh, it's that time of year again - Valentine's Month. My favorite Valentine's memory? Watching "My Bloody Valentine". Funny part is that on both of these aforementioned V-Day's I was in a relationship. (someone's got issues, no? Hemingways own conco...
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The Blackheart Chronicles: Funemployment Cards
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A blog for the cynical at heart. or those who have none. Thursday, September 27, 2012. The saying goes: "laughter is the best medicine." It's a life philosophy I ascribe to. And one of the few. So during these rough times of cutbacks, surmounting debt and joblessness, I've decided to start a recession greeting card company with two other friends. The current options for names are:. The only thing scary this Halloween is your debt. Happy Holidays, team! Flip card] There will be no bonus. Happy Administrat...
