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steve happens: October 2005
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Friday, October 28, 2005. Tonight, Berlin learned how to do summersaults. Hailey and I laughed hysterically as Berlin rolled head over toe all throughout the living room, giggling uncontrollably. "Oh what fun," we thought. "Surely life doesn't get better than this! Berlin puked on my chest. Posted by : STEVE : at 7:50 PM. Thursday, October 27, 2005. Passage One Be My Guide. We arrived to find out Keith was running a little late, so we took our seats and politely ordered a round of waters. Suddenly, a lar...
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steve happens: June 2006
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Thursday, June 22, 2006. Allow me, if you will, to propose a rule. We've all been there. Right in the middle of a very important phone call. Something like a merger or an acquisition. A debut verbal exchange with the woman/man of your dreams. Perhaps even a dramatic heart-to-heart with a friend that time forgot. The phone call is going absolutely swimmingly, then all of a sudden and without warning, it goes silent. Once both parties realize the phone call has been dropped, one of two things will happen.
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steve happens: September 2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. Let's take a minute to talk about poo. So last night I was giving her a bath. All of a sudden she looked up at me, got a concentrated/determined look in her eye and started grunting. My heart sank. It was the poo look. Doing what any good husband/father would, I quickly yelled for Mommy. But it was too late. It is with this story in mind that I'd like to officially change the cliche saying of, "A baby changes everything" to "A baby changes everything unless you commonly poo in...
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steve happens: January 2006
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Friday, January 27, 2006. It has often been said that a suit is just a suit until it's been put into action. I decided to take this time-honored mantra to heart by road testing the suit at work. In doing so I found myself constantly surprised by its level of versatility. It quickly became an appropriate combination of fashion and function. The best of both worlds. Any task I put before it, it politely mocked and then conquered with relative ease. TASK A. POP TART PREPARATION. TASK D. LIFE OF THE PARTY.
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steve happens: April 2006
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Thursday, April 27, 2006. On more than one occasion, I have been accused of having OCD. That's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder for those of you who aren't down with the lingo casually tossed around most medical and psychological examination rooms. Apparently said disorder results in odd behavior, usually associated with organization. I guess some levels of OCD also result in some weird pervert witchery. Clearly, my level is quite low. Right? Case of OCD. See figure 1A. Do I have OCD? Tuesday, April 18, 2006.
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steve happens: February 2006
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Thursday, February 23, 2006. Posted by : STEVE : at 9:27 AM. Friday, February 17, 2006. Someone once said, "a house is just a house until you make it a home.". Oh yes, my house. I felt it. Tingled a little. After making the decision to move, we began to crunch some numbers. The calculator told us that it was absolutely imperative that we sell our home sans a realtor in order to afford the size/price we would be looking for in our new home. Okay, so here we are. That can't be that difficult, right? What a...
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steve happens: December 2005
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005. Naturally, all this excitement and physical energy tuckered the lil' tyke right out. Posted by : STEVE : at 8:58 AM. Saturday, December 17, 2005. Posted by : STEVE : at 8:44 PM. Thursday, December 15, 2005. What's the deal with pants? Specifically, why are they referred to in the plural form? Example sentence: "Oh Monica, those pants are like so stellar on you.". Posted by : STEVE : at 1:03 PM. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. Posted by : STEVE : at 7:39 PM. The industry of adverti...
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steve happens: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. You know, it just wouldn't be the holidays without some Walmart tramplings. Nothing says, "Happy Holidays" quite like a long line of toothless early birds, elbows raised and ready for battle. Nothing ushers in the seasonal spirit like a ceremonial opening of sliding glass doors. Nothing fills the heart like a blood spill on Isle 4. Nothing warms the cockles of the heart quite like Black Friday, White Monday, Yellow Tuesday or Perrywinkle Thursday. Wednesday, November 23, 2005.
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steve happens: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006. Ever wish you could reverse life? Go back, do things differently. If so, (and you have diabetes), I just produced a TV spot for you. This week I finished up the production on a TV spot for the Utah Department of Health. They wanted a spot to motivate people with diabetes to go out and get their A1C levels checked. By doing so, they would greatly reduce their risk of major (and irreversible) complications such as blindness and amputation. And now go get your A1C level checked.
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steve happens: March 2006
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Thursday, March 30, 2006. I seriously had this conversation. ME: What should we do for the new Utah Tourism campaign? GUY AT MY WORK: We should be using cutting edge technology. GUY AT MY WORK: I don't know, we should have people blogging from mountain tops. ME: Blogging from mountain tops? GUY AT MY WORK: Or podcasting. Yeah, podcasting from mountain tops. PS: Yes, this is the same guy who's "out of pocket.". Posted by : STEVE : at 10:02 PM. Tuesday, March 21, 2006. Posted by : STEVE : at 8:13 PM. Monda...
