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Howdy! I ain't really a cowpoke. I'm a fan of Cowboy Poetry, but I can't write about ranchin' and rodeoin' 'cause I'm a city slicker. So I take popular Urban Legends and retell them Cowboy Poet style. I hope you enjoy them. Have you heard the urban legend The Constipated Elephant? Then you will…
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Urban legends told in Cowboy Poetry style. Let’s Get Mikey! Son of a Gun. The Really Bad Day. The Widder’s Best Friend. At Christmas Henry rose from his sleep. To find a present: a brand new Jeep! His memory slips durin’ holiday cheer;. He’d bought it hisself then drank lots o’ beer). He gathered his buddies. Why don’t we take. My new Jeep down to Watson Lake. And hunt some ducks to feast the New Year? They all agreed, then ordered some beer. Now, any lake they coulda chosen. What a great idea! Th’...
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Urban legends told in Cowboy Poetry style. Let’s Get Mikey! Son of a Gun. The Really Bad Day. The Widder’s Best Friend. This website is entirely written by Greg Michaels, humorist and former stand-up comic. My goal is to publish an illustrated book for wide circulation, to be placed on the ‘humor’ shelf next to other books on Urban legends. Please read my Legends and, if you like them, tell all your friends. A good response from readers will help me get published. Don’t know ’bout cattle punc...But yer p...
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Urban legends told in Cowboy Poetry style. Let’s Get Mikey! Son of a Gun. The Really Bad Day. The Widder’s Best Friend. On a hot day in the summer Charlie did what he loved most. He went scuba divin’ off the California coast. No better way to keep cool than explorin’ in the water. What Charlie didn’t know is that his day would get much hotter. While he was huntin’ clams an’ stuff an’ flipperin’ around. From above the surf he heard a ‘woopa woopa’ sound. What the heck was goin’ on? But he forgot to take a...
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Urban legends told in Cowboy Poetry style. Let’s Get Mikey! Son of a Gun. The Really Bad Day. The Widder’s Best Friend. I ain’t really a cowpoke. I’m a fan of Cowboy Poetry. But I can’t write about ranchin’ and rodeoin’ ’cause I’m a city slicker. So I take popular Urban Legends. And retell them Cowboy Poet style. I hope you enjoy them. Have you heard the urban legend. Then you will enjoy: Death by Dung. Alligators in the Sewers? You will recognize the legend. Scuba Divers and Forest Fires.
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Urban legends told in Cowboy Poetry style. Let’s Get Mikey! Son of a Gun. The Really Bad Day. The Widder’s Best Friend. Let’s Get Mikey! A cereal company put three brothers on the TV screen. An’ launched a tragic chain o’ events no one could’a foreseen. Some cereal. It’s supposed to be good for you. I don’t wanna try it. Let’s get Mikey! He won’t eat it. He hates everything. That’s how John and Jeremy happened to discover. They could test all kinds o’ scary foods on their little brother. His bros had fou...
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My Hovercraft is Full of Eels: Part Seventeen | Crop Circles
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My Hovercraft is Full of Eels: Part Seventeen. April 16, 2015. Remember that rat from part seven? The one that appeared in one sentence? It’s about to get really important. And no, I still haven’t sat down and made an outline yet. Why do you ask? The eXime cabin was round and had two proper seats facing a curved control board. That was all that Persephone had the time to register. She was too busy clutching her arm and swearing. 8220;Why didn’t you say you were injured? 8221; Arch asked. She said calmly&...
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My Hovercraft is Full of Eels: Part Nineteen. June 26, 2015. The original title of this piece was “Short Attention Span Theater” and the document is still saved under that title. I should probably change that, but before I do, here’s some unrelated news. I am waiting to hear back about a piece of flash fiction that I submitted to “Every Day Fiction” ( http:/ www.everydayfiction.com/. And I’m work shopping a short story via the Critters online review site ( http:/ www.critters.org/. It was a tap on the hu...
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My Hover Craft is Full of Eels: Part Fifteen. March 26, 2015. You know what this story needs? Seriously, I can’t believe I’ve reached this point in the novel and I haven’t had a driving sequence. This is pulp adventure stuff. Fly! Glad you agree. My racer is at the track. You coming? INSERT AWKWARD SCENE BREAK! Let me guess, Persephone said, the lightening makes it go faster? No But the ground effects do. He smiled, but it quickly faded. Don’t you ever do anything just because it’s fun? I know what it is...
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July 12, 2016. It’s been a while, but I am still here and still writing. Today’s oddly prophetic word prompt ( http:/ thinkwritten.com/365-creative-writing-prompts/. Was “housework”. November 8, 2015. Five is a Sexy Number. I have a confession to make. I love Task #5! Http:/ www.helpingwritersbecomeauthors.com/6-tasks-youll-love-yourself-for-checking-off-your-nano-pre-writing-list/. Would it be more interesting if the hook was Persephone’s commercial? Inciting event This happens at the 12% point (so 6000...
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April 13, 2015. I’m going to interrupt my usual stream of unedited text with something completely different: A FINISHED PIECE! My short story, “Free Range” is appearing in the April 12th release of. Or almost success. A rewrite request! Turns out I needed to trim another 2100 words. I relinquished the words and the svelte little thing is now frolicking in its new found home:. Http:/ www.perihelionsf.com/1504/fiction 8.htm. This is going to be tricky to manage because I LIKE WORDS! Enter your comment here.
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May 6, 2015. Or pure pop culture like I choose you, Pikachu! Over and over again. Hopefully I'll finish a draft of the novel before you get burned for being a witch. Author, Knitter, ex-Academic. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Next Post →.
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Molyneaux, K. “New Year’s Dive”. Every Day Fiction. Ed. Joseph Kaufman. Web. 25 August, 2015. http:/ www.everydayfiction.com/new-years-dive-by-kathleen-molyneaux/. Molyneaux, K. “Free Range”. Ed Sam Bellotto Jr. Web. 12 April, 2015. http:/ www.perihelionsf.com/1504/fiction 8.htm. Molyneaux, K. “Welcome Home Mrs. Lee”. Stories on the Go: 101 Very Short Stories by 101 Authors. Ed Andrew Ashling. Draft2Digital Publishing Platform, 2014. Electronic. Molyneaux, K. God 2 . Molyneaux, K. “Origins 1995 . Read th...
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My Hovercraft is Full of Eels: Part Eighteen. May 29, 2015. The driver reveals that the creatures that serve as the engine for the craft require rats. All caught up and ready for the next installment? I now proudly present, THE GREAT RAT HUNT. But first, some crashing and relationship stuff. I wish my characters would stop trying to date each other. 😛. Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic. License. Suzuran has no affiliation with and does not endorse the contents of this blog. Why would I lie? That’s the...
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My Hover Craft is Full of Eels: Part Sixteen. April 4, 2015. I was naughty last week. I edited. Wanted to read the first scene at my writer’s group ( http:/ www.meetup.com/Lakewood-Literary-Club/. Persephone struggled with her own straps, trying to reach the body. Arch? A few bullets bounced off the chassis inches away from Persephone’s feet. She raised her hands higher. Ok. Ok. You have plenty of ammo. I got it. What do you want? But you may want to explain quickly. Busy sinking here. My client has a co...
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