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Smash Hits: Jesus has added you as a friend
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Wednesday, September 10, 2008. Jesus has added you as a friend. Please confirm that you are indeed friends with Jesus. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What is a smash hit? Smash hits are not merely bad - they are those rare musical gems that manage to transcend mere incompetence to achieve a sort of unintentional genius, usually due to a total lack of self-awareness on the part of the artist. Want to submit a Smash Hit? EMAIL US: realsmashhits@gmail.com.
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Smash Hits: That just happened
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Thursday, August 21, 2008. Breaking news from the Department of Unnecessary Press Releases:. Signs With SCREAMING FERRET WRECKORDS". Labels: Gaggle of Cocks. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What is a smash hit? Smash hits are not merely bad - they are those rare musical gems that manage to transcend mere incompetence to achieve a sort of unintentional genius, usually due to a total lack of self-awareness on the part of the artist. Want to submit a Smash Hit?
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Smash Hits: No country for anyone
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Thursday, August 21, 2008. No country for anyone. When you think about taking a trip to a magical land, does it involve rednecks and a guy wearing a Dr. Seuss hat? Noare you really, really ready? How about you people in the back? Meet blues-rock outfit Complete: coming soon to a tractor pull near you. For more - much, much more than you could ever want or need - check out this inexplicably comprehensive fan page. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Smash Hits: September 2008
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Wednesday, September 10, 2008. Jesus has added you as a friend. Please confirm that you are indeed friends with Jesus. Tuesday, September 9, 2008. Your photo comments (and immortal soul) will be deleted! Pictured at left, brought to you by Zubr beer) hails from Finland. A lot of crazy black metal seems to originate in Scandanavian countries, no? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). What is a smash hit? Want to submit a Smash Hit? EMAIL US: realsmashhits@gmail.com. All media c...
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Smash Hits: July 2008
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Monday, July 21, 2008. The lovers, the dreamers.and Toad. Mark Krump, a man with more passion than skill, presents his ode to perhaps the greatest level in Super Mario Kart. It was always my favorite, even when my friends would complain that we were all in danger of having a seizure. Oddly enough, this song could have a similar effect. Friday, July 18, 2008. Real Bands: OK, not really. Has some suggestions. He will demand a cut of your merch sales, though. This song ...
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Smash Hits: The lovers, the dreamers...and Toad
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Monday, July 21, 2008. The lovers, the dreamers.and Toad. Mark Krump, a man with more passion than skill, presents his ode to perhaps the greatest level in Super Mario Kart. It was always my favorite, even when my friends would complain that we were all in danger of having a seizure. Oddly enough, this song could have a similar effect. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What is a smash hit? Want to submit a Smash Hit? EMAIL US: realsmashhits@gmail.com. You go, girl.
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Smash Hits: Houston, we have a problem
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Thursday, July 10, 2008. Houston, we have a problem. Metaphors are great things. Nothing kills an otherwise decent song than totally literal descriptions of people and things - we're looking at you, Chad Kroeger. There should always be an element of poetry involved, especially when speaking of the magical experience of physical love between two consenting adults. R Kelly - whose dubious sanity has been previously showcased. R KELLY - "Sex Planet". Blast off here we go.
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Smash Hits: June 2008
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Monday, June 30, 2008. Wifebeater" - yes, really. For those who find Limp Bizkit a little too woman-friendly, fat-guys-in-hoodies metal outfit Facecast is here with even less talent and a kitchen broom to regulate some lazy bitches. Remember - he only hits you because you cry. Or because you ate the last of the pork rinds. Courtesy of I Used Everything I Had! How not to pick a stage name. Someone has trust issues! Giving other men access to her titties. Like a lot of...
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Smash Hits: Real Bands: OK, not really
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Friday, July 18, 2008. Real Bands: OK, not really. How many among us have not taken a completely random phrase out of context and thought, "That would be a totally amazing name for a band! How many of us are searching for a moniker for our pop-metal-polka Beach Boys cover band or painfully hip indie side project? Has some suggestions. He will demand a cut of your merch sales, though. Go Drink Your Own Pee. Water Polo Knife Fight. Long Island Iced Barnyard. The mind, ...
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Smash Hits: Real Bands: They're huge in Europe
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Straight to the bottom of the charts. Tuesday, August 12, 2008. Real Bands: They're huge in Europe. For those who consider the Scissor Sisters too subtle, Ass Hammer Records. Yes, really) presents the jewel of its roster. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What is a smash hit? Smash hits are not merely bad - they are those rare musical gems that manage to transcend mere incompetence to achieve a sort of unintentional genius, usually due to a total lack of self-awareness on the part of the artist.
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