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Alien Abduction: the sextastic truth
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We strip away the polyvinyl panties from the phenomenon of Alien Abduction. Alien Abduction: the sextastic truth. Strips away the polyvinyl panties from the phenomenon of Alien Abduction to reveal a knicker-loosening conspiracy of cosmic proportions. By our coquette among the stars,. To the point of exhaustion by an insatiable robot is preferable to being sodomized by aliens armed with outsize vacuum cleaners who are unable to tell the front door from the back. Few of my clients ever could. When I put my...
Ann Widdecombe in Latino Lover Denial
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Ann Widdecombe MP, strongly refutes rumours regarding her own personal life. Widdecombe in Latino Lover Denial. By our poseur without portfolio,. Following the thong-melting news that John Two Shags Prescott has been playing away from home, we have received a press statement from the office of Ann Widdecombe MP, strongly refuting rumours regarding her own personal life. Or shared a 12 dildo with Viginia Bottomley during an all-night parliamentary session on amendments to the Sexual Offences Act? Likewise...
Do Virgins taste better?
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Denim Sue reports from darkest Wales on why Virgins may taste Better. Do Virgins taste better? By our reporter who can't play the virginals, Denim Sue. Widespread alarm in Welsh Village. Dragon descended upon the small Welsh village of Llanddofurffaddas yesterday, threatening to burn the villagers out of their homes, steal their crops and incinerate their sheep. A meeting was hastily convened on the outskirts of the hamlet, for fear that stray sparks might well lead to a premature conflagration. The Wize...
The Case of the algolagnic Scopophilisist
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The Great Detective uncovers a fiendish conspiracy to undermine the very fabric of decency. Funny Sherlock Holmes parody. The Case of the algolagnic Scopophilisist. The Great Detective uncovers a fiendish conspiracy to undermine the very fabric of decency. I say, Holmes! Objected Bingo Bracegirdle censoriously, That's a bit steep! Sherlock Holmes turned from his observation of the street below to regard his Hobbit companion with a pitying gaze not unmixed with mischievous amusement. As soon as she sees t...
US President honoured in Pub Name ceremony
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US President honoured in Pub name ceremony. Do men and women see differently? Take this test to find out! How to make a bacon sarnie with 2 PowerBooks. 404 - Sorry - Cannot Find Porn. Whatever you do, don't click this link! Our tribute to the British Tabloid Press. Make it an S&M Christmas. Think different(ly) - the same old shit. Hilarious flash cartoon by Bruno Bozzetti. US President honoured in Pub Name ceremony. A reader from Chelmsford, in Essex, has kindly sent us the following page from the. Briti...
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needful unhelpful things: September 2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. Come rain or shine. It was friggin cold when I drove my bike home last night. I was shivering so badly I had 20 sets of decent vibrators in the form of fingers and toes (can vibrators be decent? I just can't believe how cold it was. And I was dressing kinda lightly. Hooooooo it was soooo cold I felt my balls contract (no, it wasn't because I was horny. Driving a bike at midnight in the middle of rain is hardly a turn-on). It's always nice to be home. Posted by Jibam at 11:15 AM.
needful unhelpful things: December 2005
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Friday, December 30, 2005. Sometimes you wait too long.and your chance is gone. Sometimes you think too much.and your chance is lost. Sometimes you're ready when the other person's not.and you never got a chance. Sometimes both of you want it but most of your friends don't.so the chance is forced to die. Sometimes you say the wrong things. Sometimes you're there when you shouldn't be. It just won't happen. No matter how right. Love is.the right person at the right time. Posted by Jibam at 8:26 PM. Give t...
needful unhelpful things: June 2006
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006. Despite the great goals being scored and the stepovers of both Ronaldos, my player of the tournament so far is Miroslav Klose, and not just because he's the current top scorer. Born in Poland, Klose is a classic reminder of what German footballers are all about (strange sentence eh? Posted by Jibam at 12:29 PM. Wednesday, June 07, 2006. And the best presenter award goes to.(drum rolls). Wow it's Wednesday oredi a? Greatest pria (this is a direct translation of the phrase '.
needful unhelpful things: March 2006
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Friday, March 31, 2006. Yesterday I bought yet another copy of 'Kreko'. For those of you not in the know, Kreko is a magazine filled with mangas. Or rather, Kreko is a collection of mangas, not unlike Japan's 'Young Jump' comics; where they put loads of mangas in one comic. Value for money is the name of the game, I guess. Anyhow, one of the mangas currently featured in Kreko is the ever famous 'Naruto' series. I've always been a fan of mangas; Dragon Ball, Eyeshield 21, Whistle, Slam Dunk, Yakitake!
needful unhelpful things: November 2005
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Monday, November 28, 2005. Mirror,mirror on the wall. As I lingered in singledom, I imagined what my Personal Ad would look like;. Pendek, jendul, tiada pekerjaan tetap, memiliki sebuah EX5 (bukan 4wd BMW tu, moto.Honda. Lagipun sebenarnya pinjam ngan roommate) dan sebuah kamera digital, tinggal bersama kakak, berlengah-lengah (procrastinate), tidak bercita-cita tinggi (bercita-cita rendah? Kuat berpeluh (baju boleh perah beb.dahsyat bukan? Posted by Jibam at 3:12 PM. Friday, November 25, 2005. And the d...
needful unhelpful things: February 2006
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Post the RM2 mil robbery, security in UM have been quite a nuisance. Only the KL gate open for 24 hours, which is highly very inconvenient for people doing research (and we have lots of them in UM, obviously). The other gates open periodically, with the Damansara and Intan gates open at peak hours only. To think that UM actually have nothing. To do with the robbery, aside from being the location where it took place. I mean, why all this tight security all of a sudden? Posted b...
needful unhelpful things: January 2006
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Saturday, January 28, 2006. Wednesday and Thursday I went to this workshop on 3d profiling and stuff. The speaker was Austrian and he gave all the participants souvenirs; chocolates from Austria. Small spherical tasty little things called Mozart balls. This Mozart guy is dead for some time and here I am eating his balls.Yummy. Posted by Jibam at 1:07 PM. Saturday, January 21, 2006. There All of my depressions in one go. Now I'm no longer depressed. A li'l hungry though. Need some chow. Ciau. Sebenarnya k...
needful unhelpful things: October 2005
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005. Sleep - mark exam scripts - break fast -. Mark exam scripts OR talk crap OR watch Champions League football (OR any combination of the three :p). I'm glad that it's all over. The marking part I mean. Yesterday was also the last day I'm breaking fast at the TNB. For this year. Year in, year out, the. Or rather, the people behind it) have been very kind and generous to cheapskates like me. Let me tell you a little about what breaking fast at the TNB. Posted by Jibam at 4:10 PM.
needful unhelpful things: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. Break in,break out. I now have this latest craze that is 'Prison Break'. My good friend Pullah (a.k.a K-Pool in some circes, due to his prowess at the green table with side pockets) downloaded it on one of his gagdets (what's it called again? A harddisk that can be plugged in directly to a tv? P) and I watched a few (later) episodes. Then I started feeling. And stuff (not sexually though) and felt like watching it from the start. That I did. And now I'm 'in too deep'. In Gerrard a...
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