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Steak Knife's Trimmings: 04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
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Friday, April 01, 2005. Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, It's the only way to live, In Cars. Dun Dun Dunt. I know her wishes have been fulfilled and she's finally dead, but in closing, I give you:"These individuals are passionate about the way they value human life. Adamantly oppose euthanasia and are pro-life in every sense of the word! Well, except for the death penalty. Can it get more heinous. Does that sign say, "Judge Greer=Poo-head"? I making Abers one of these.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: 05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005. I'd Like To Forget The English. Anyway, I bought the defaced dollar from the guy giving him change to feed his hunger. I've tucked the bill in my wallet in a spot to be forgotten. I started thinking of other examples of where maneuvering thoughts from another native language to English provided rare results. My all time favorite is the name of a Chinese restaurant located in Glassboro, NJ: the. Here's a site that has gathered mistranslations. Posted by mister williams at 11:58 AM.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: 12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
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Wednesday, December 29, 2004. The Devastation that Affects US. A local news station managed to piss me off again with one of their 15 second teasers leading up to the broadcast. To paraphrase the spotlight, it went something to the effect of:. What locals with ties to Indonesia are doing to aid the disaster recovery.". Yet, the media has stuck to their guns. Somehow a blond haired, blue eye child has become the center piece of this tragedy and with this Western child 's safety intact. But by proxy we wel...
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: I'd Like To Forget The English
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005. I'd Like To Forget The English. Anyway, I bought the defaced dollar from the guy giving him change to feed his hunger. I've tucked the bill in my wallet in a spot to be forgotten. I started thinking of other examples of where maneuvering thoughts from another native language to English provided rare results. My all time favorite is the name of a Chinese restaurant located in Glassboro, NJ: the. Here's a site that has gathered mistranslations. Posted by mister williams at 11:58 AM.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: This Just About Says It All
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Friday, July 08, 2005. This Just About Says It All. I've been taking a lot of shit lately for not blogging. I thought the accelerated summer course, the extremely behind schedule (if not floundering), high profile project at the j-o-b, and/or the 15 month old acrobat had been keeping me away from the self-indulgence of blogging. But it turns out I haven't been busy at all, it's just that. Activity that involves my person grates ass. Chance You'll Go to Hell. How Sinful Are You. View my complete profile.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: A Puppy Pit of Sorts
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Sunday, July 17, 2005. A Puppy Pit of Sorts. May the cutest pup prevail. Posted by mister williams at 10:04 PM. Oh the baby doggies! Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States. View my complete profile. Seagal, Atomic Flames, and Evil-Doin Ninjas. On Vacation With the Abers Again. This Just About Says It All. Id Like To Forget The English. Programming Battle at NPR Continues. I Want My Dave-TV. Confirmed by highly scientific means. A Time and Place. Poppy and feanor's journal.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: Willis Haviland Carrier Week
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Thursday, July 21, 2005. Willis Haviland Carrier Week. As the stifling heat and the funk of discount deodorant lay discontent across this great land of ours I hereby declare this week in recognition of Willis Haviland Carrier. I know there's no shortage of white guys recieving praise and honor, but this dude invented the electric air conditioner. I am indebted to you, Mr. Carrier. Thank you Mr. Carrier, thank you. Posted by mister williams at 2:06 PM. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: 07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
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Monday, July 25, 2005. Cingular Furious in Collecting Royalties from German Aves. GERMAN ORNITHOLOGISTS fear that birds in that country have started to imitate ring tones. Posted by mister williams at 6:14 PM. Thursday, July 21, 2005. Willis Haviland Carrier Week. As the stifling heat and the funk of discount deodorant lay discontent across this great land of ours I hereby declare this week in recognition of Willis Haviland Carrier. Posted by mister williams at 2:06 PM. Wednesday, July 20, 2005. Should b...
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: Weird Dreams
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Sunday, July 10, 2005. I'm sure this has everything to do with Bush. Really. Not just because I hate that rat bastard, but because I'm amazed that I'm not acting out more outrageously about what I see going on. I think if there is anything that is common to the dreams I've been having is that in each there is a truth or justice right under the surface that is willfully hid for the benefit of a minority. Now that Matt Cooper has pointed. Posted by mister williams at 9:39 PM. View my complete profile.
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Steak Knife's Trimmings: Seagal, Atomic Flames, and Evil-Doin' Ninjas
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Sunday, July 17, 2005. Seagal, Atomic Flames, and Evil-Doin' Ninjas. I wasn't trying to upstage Sarcasmo's find. CD release, when I happened across this for your listening pleasure: Steven Seagal's kick-you-in-the-nuts-twice-and-break-your-arm-for-the-hellavit CD,. To promote the album, Seagal recently played a benefit. I wish I'd thought to make this stuff up. Posted by mister williams at 12:33 PM. This makes me want to cry. And laugh. But mostly cry. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States.