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The sun was feeling more ok with the moon lately. For awhile it hated the moon because the humans on planet 3 thought it was "the night sun," which is 100% not true at all. But now the humans were a little smarter and they knew the sun was way, way better than the moon. The sun wondered if other stars hated a moon quite like the sun hated the earth's moon. Probably not. She had been bummed lately because she didn't have a job. Her tax return was slowly running out and she needed something quick. ...Inste...
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The ugliest man in the world shops at Basically a Buck while my friend and I stuff Baby Ruths and Crazy Dips into the front pockets of our hoodies. I am required to steal more, because I brought my older brother's Johnny Blaze sweatshirt, and therefore have the most capacity. We stop and watch him live his life for a moment, smelling bottles of off-brand baby lotion. Staring for a long time at the powder. Where is he looking? I am crying and fizzy candy falls from my pockets. "He will never be in lov...
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A Very Sharp Thing. Offer a man a very sharp thing. He may accept the worst of all gifts or decline. If he accepts, allow him to wrap fingers around what is yours. Edges will slow sink into hand’s skin. The lace of cells breaks even into slices. The red is called giving back. This is generosity.
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My quirky lover girl. I believe that we are finding new words. To describe individuals who are bat shit crazy. Perhaps, we do this, to make people seem more acceptable and endearing. So when we watch a short haired beauty. Uncomfortably wiggling in her cardigan. Making loud animals sounds with her squishy mouth. We say things like, "oh, she's just so quirky".
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What makes a person beautiful". Below this i wrote every part of a human body. I wrote every positive quality that a person can have. Every adjective and every simile. Then i highlighted everything. And instead i just wrote "idk". I never thought that i might be beautiful. Until you told me that i was beautiful. Stretched out across the couch. I knew that you meant it. Because you said it in a quiet voice. And you were not touching me. Stretched out across the couch. And you are a. And i am a.
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I've grown so uncertain about the packages,. I dream at night about all the possible things. That could go wrong with their arrival. I dream. That I've moved away and left no forwarding. Address. Or that the packages arrive, but. Contain the wrong purse, the wrong pair of. Glasses, or a shade of lipstick I don't recognize. I dream that though the items are mine, I'm. Nevertheless dissatisfied. That my neighbors,. Who wash their cars and sweep their lawns,. Steal the packages in a way I come to silently.
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Do you think Jens Lekman googles himself?
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The King and I. Do you call 911 for this type of thing? Anyway, so, after he compares his horse cock with the other horses' cocks, he says, do you want to see what horses can't do with their cocks? Then he got up and said, that didn't happen and he put on his pants and we left the barn. Now I am watching Josh Groban play the piano and sing. He makes stupid faces when he sings. I look at his backup singers and they also look the same as mine; angry, bitter, with dagger eyes at the back of Josh Gro...They ...
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Do My Pores Look Big to You? Because I’ve been thinking of ways to utilize the space. Too many people focus on the negative,. Buy minimizing creams,. Make appointments for temporary relief. I can appreciate more space. I’ve longed for a larger closet,. A second garden plot,. A place to keep my parents’ antique piano,. Because they’re just giving it away. And when my parents get too old. I won’t have to put them in a home. Or have them stay in my guest room. They can climb right into my pores,.
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I’m standing outside smoking. The bookstore is closed. A group of drunk teenagers congregate near me. They are yelling belligerently. I hate girls, says one boy to me. He is 17 and has fluffy hair. I’ve dated seven or eight girls and they are all the same. Guys aren’t full of bullshit like they are. I seriously hate girls. I tell him to try dating boys. He laughs loudly, drunkenly, Like you can date a prostitute! Found by mother masturbating, the Asian boy sitting next to me says quietly.
