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Guns | Dumb Criminals
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Young Man, I Will Turn This Car Around! Thursday, January 28th, 2016 • Filed under Assaults. Read more ». Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015 • Filed under Guns. How far will anthropomorphizing go? Read more ». You Talkin’ To Me? Sunday, March 15th, 2015 • Filed under Guns. Exactly what drives people over the edge? Read more ». Haze A Ghost, Funnel A Goblin. As I’m nearing the end of my colleg...
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! One Star, No Fleas Anywhere. Saturday, August 6th, 2016 • Filed under Robberies. Read more ». A Crime Worse Than Anchovies. Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015 • Filed under Break-Ins. What would you do for a good pizza? Read more ». Serving His TimeOf the Month. Friday, October 16th, 2015 • Filed under Robberies. It’s halfway into Halloween month, meaning people lacking astute foresight ar...
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Dumb Criminals - Give Me All Your F#(&ing Jelly
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Give Me All Your F#(&ing Jelly. Sunday, July 12th, 2015 • Filed under Banks. After that graphic description, you may have a clue why a Florida bank robber felt the need to stop at a nearby restaurant to order biscuits after a hold-up. According to Huffington Post. I'll email you every time we post a new dumb criminal. You'll like it, I promise! Best of the Network.
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Dumb Criminals - Goodbye Hal
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015 • Filed under Guns. How far will anthropomorphizing go? Pixar has assigned pipe dreams to rats. Swiffer has assigned libidos to dusters. M&M’s has assigned genders to chocolate candy. If you thought Disney movies were only the beginning, you probably experience shock and slight disgust every time you turn on your television. You'll like it, I promise! By Dum...
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Banks | Dumb Criminals
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Give Me All Your F#(&ing Jelly. Sunday, July 12th, 2015 • Filed under Banks. Read more ». Cheerio, Good Sir. Sunday, August 26th, 2012 • Filed under Banks. If there’s one thing rarer than common sense, it’s common courtesy. Luckily this guy at least has the latter. Read more ». Introducing The Vogue Spring Collection! Saturday, August 11th, 2012 • Filed under Banks. Read more ».
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Dumb Criminals - Snack Attack
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Tuesday, June 9th, 2015 • Filed under Break-Ins. Imagine moving in with the significant other you had as a nineteen year old. No matter your current circumstances, you’d have to leave your home immediately and begin a new life with this person from your past. Here’s the catch: he/she is still nineteen whereas you remain the age you currently are. How do you cope? I'll email you ever...
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Dumb Criminals - Story of a Lonely Guy
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Story of a Lonely Guy. Tuesday, June 9th, 2015 • Filed under Drunks. Recall the time you felt most desperate. I don’t mean adrenaline-inducing, life-or-death, protection of your family type desperate. I mean desperate to get your rocks off. Perhaps it was February 13. More Dumb Criminal Stories You'll Enjoy. What’s the most desperate you’ve been for alcohol? BLOW Out the Candles.
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Dumb Criminals - Something Fishy
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Tuesday, July 7th, 2015 • Filed under Smugglers. How do you feel about seafood? A total of 2.3 pounds of cocaine was put in plastic bags and then stuffed inside the fish. It was seized, causing the Miami population of coke-snorting pescatarians to search harder for some evening plans. More Dumb Criminal Stories You'll Enjoy. Clearly when a boy calls. You'll like it, I promise!
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Dumb Criminals - Not Quite Piper’s Enterprise
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Search dumb criminal stories. We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Not Quite Piper’s Enterprise. Sunday, June 28th, 2015 • Filed under Shop Lifting. Can you guys get behind buying stuff in bulk? Do the enormous boxes of twelve different varieties of frozen waffles speak to you from inside the foggy freezer door? If so, then this dumb crime is for you. I'll email you every time we post a new dumb criminal. You'll like it, I promise! Who says ghosts ...
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