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VE's Fantastical Nonsense: Creepy Tourism
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Sunday, October 12, 2014. Hey now.with Halloween just around the corner I thought, what can I do this year to scare the crap out of myself? Normally I just tune in to world affairs to do that but I thought I'd combine my love of travel with a novel money-making scheme. Go ahead.venture on in to "Paul's" mouth. Yeahthe ghosts don't drive very well. Not what I want to run into on a cold dreary day just at dusk. This is where I let you venture on.all-by-yourself. Palace or last resting place? Okay, and if y...
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VE's Fantastical Nonsense: Local Fad
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Sunday, May 17, 2015. Okay, only in America (well.maybe Japan) would an airport's former carpet design be so popular that they would have T-shirts and socks sold from the design. Oh, and they even had the carpet as a character used as a mascot! A piece of carpet is a mascot? Of course, this is a fad that will later be looked on fondly by those that endured it and say "remember back in 2015 when we had the Portland Airport carpet fad? As for the actual carpet? I guess weird is everywhere! Thunk up by Ed.
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VE's Fantastical Nonsense: I'm sure all the Vampires are Happy about our "Blood Moon"
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Wednesday, October 08, 2014. I'm sure all the Vampires are Happy about our "Blood Moon". Okay, this is topical and we'll all forget about it next week when the next "squirrel" diverts our ADD attention to some other shiny object. Apparently we have a "blood moon" right now. Other than mammals, I don't associate "blood" with anything else. I don't have blood cell phones, my lawn doesn't have blood grass, I don't hike in the forest among blood trees. So what is up with blood oranges? And now blood moons?
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VE's Fantastical Nonsense: It is Inevitable...
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Thursday, November 20, 2014. Oh come on now.we know this will happen somewhere, someplace. Thunk up by Ed. Im sure this probably has, though Ive yet to see one, heh. I have spotted a few Toyota Taco trucks (All the owner did was to remove the ma from the end of Tacoma). And the Tonka trucks. ;P. Subby - We have a lot of Toy Story copy cats that have taken their Toyota trucks and gotten them down to YO. Nike air max uk. Nike running shoes for men. Ugg boots on sale. Police sunglasses for men. Yes, if you ...
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VE's Fantastical Nonsense: More things you didn't know about
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Monday, April 06, 2015. More things you didn't know about. Most Monty Python fans know about Eric the half a Bee but very, very few know about Molly the half a cat. Thunk up by Ed. I hear In The Hall Of The Mountain King accompanying that photo! Do they have any other awesome half animals in Spain? I am Woody - Ha.good one. Other half animals here in Spain? You dont know the half of it! Now I wonder if the good people of Spain half to shop at Half-Mart for half-priced pet food? Nike air max uk. Captain C...
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VE's Fantastical Nonsense: This and That
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Monday, October 20, 2014. Okay, so the wifey-poo had this professional license for 15 years and didn't really need it but kept it "just in case".because.well, you know, job security is about as reliable as a 10-day weather forecast these days. So she FINALLY didn't renew it. Apparently, they were quite "put out" because she received this back. Do you think it is just me or are they a little miffed? And finally, the gnomes have been trying to convince me that it would be quite funny to steal all of the ri...
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VE's Parodies: Wishing You Were Here
http://vehowparodies.blogspot.com/2009/02/yeah-what-with-economy-plunging-into.html
Wishing You Were Here. Yeah, what with the economy plunging into a major depression you're probably missing all of your cash you invested and lost. So does everyone else. So here's a song for you from Chicago to remind you of your money. To the tune of "Wishing You Were Here". High yield trends, dividends and stacks of cash,. Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here. Heaven knows where it all goes but it’s gone in a flash. Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here. Same big crash took all my cash this time out.
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VE's Parodies: The Fly of the Tiger
http://vehowparodies.blogspot.com/2009/12/fly-of-tiger.html
The Fly of the Tiger. With the big scandal going on concerning Tiger Woods and his numerous women, I thought I'd drive this parody home. Let's use "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. Risin’ up, out of the sheets. Did my time, took her virginity. Went the distance, now I’m back on the green. Another conquered, I feel so alive. How did this leak come about? I only slept with a couple of hundred. Wrecked the car and my sponsors are pulling out. I need those endorsement dollars to survive.
