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Knucklehead!: Awards
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What Ever Happened To . . . The Best and the Worst Series. Every once in a while, someone bestows a blog award upon me. I'm always honored and flattered by the recognition, even if the award is called something like "The Zombie Chicken" or "Eff You". All publicity is good publicity, right? Anyway, here's the trophy shelf . . . I can't dance, but if you want to . . . My blog is many things, but "lovely"? The best at what? Who knew a rant could earn an honor? You had it right the first time. And we love you.
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The Constant Chill: I Need More Girlfriends
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Thursday, June 16, 2011. I Need More Girlfriends. Real life conversation with a guy friend from college. IceQueen1227: Hey.can I ask you a question? MonkeyFeet87: Why do you women ask that? IceQueen1227: If I can ask you a question? MonkeyFeet87: Yeah.you're not really going to give me a choice. You're going to ask me the question anyway regardless of whether I say yes or no. IceQueen1227: So can I ask you? IceQueen1227: Well.Sam asked me out but I'm not sure if I should go or not. MonkeyFeet87: I'm tryi...
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Knucklehead!: Greatest Hits
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What Ever Happened To . . . The Best and the Worst Series. Many of my favorite pieces have been buried in the archives, but I hope you'll take the time to check out what I consider to be my best work (such as it is). Here are some of my favorites:. Evel Knievel, Role Model From Hell. Lo Siento, Senor Poopie Pants. Warning: Grandma Will Get You What You Ask For. Remember the memory game "Simon"? Zen and the Art of Seat Selection. Barry "Snot Bubble" Feldman was a second grader who had to ride the bus to s...
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Knucklehead!: What Ever Happened To . . .
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What Ever Happened To . . . The Best and the Worst Series. What Ever Happened To . . . Have you ever wondered what happened to your favorite cartoon stars or storybook characters after their stars faded? Did Cookie Monster ever kick his addiction? Did Hermie become a dentist? Is Miss Piggy really a raving bitch? The answer to those questions and more are right here:. Hermie the Misfit Elf. Little Red Riding Hood. Snap, Crackle and Pop. The Boy Who Cried Wolf. The Little Engine That Could. The Mind of Spaz.
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Knucklehead!: December 2012
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What Ever Happened To . . . The Best and the Worst Series. Monday, December 31, 2012. Twenty Miles and a Wild Goose Chase. Funny, though, for the first forty-seven years of my life, I had no idea I felt this way about those long-necked, feathery bastards. Until this past Saturday, in fact, I hadn't had much interaction with them at all. But at around mile 13 of a scheduled 20-mile run, our paths - literally - crossed. Saucony Kinvara 3: The Mercedes of Footwear. 12/26/12: 10 miles, 1:47:20. Reasonable qu...
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The Constant Chill: Finding The One is a Family Effort
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Sunday, July 31, 2011. Finding The One is a Family Effort. She really wants me to go to this mixer and stalk her 20 something coworker. AND she wants me to bring one of my coworkers so they can see how crazy this all is. I know I have a clock that's ticking but I'm still young. I didn't realize it was ticking loud enough for my aunt to hear! So I ask the question I'm almost afraid to know the answer to. She didn't mention me, did she? Please tell me she didn't mention me. August 1, 2011 at 7:02 AM. Findi...
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Knucklehead!: March 2013
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What Ever Happened To . . . The Best and the Worst Series. Sunday, March 24, 2013. Hi again everyone (or all three of you, as the case may be),. I've set up a new blog with a focus on running and fitness (don't worry, I'll try to keep it somewhat humorous as well . . . no comments from the Peanut Gallery, please - I can just hear Sully thinking "why start now? If you'd like to join the fun, the new site is Splits 'N' Giggles. Help spread the word! Links to this post. Saturday, March 23, 2013. Having put ...
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Knucklehead!: August 2012
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What Ever Happened To . . . The Best and the Worst Series. Tuesday, August 7, 2012. We dared him to. So we were strolling alongside the brook, cheering on race leaders Mario Can-dretti and Aluminum Unser (the A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush cans, respectively), when Mike said, "Hey, look, there's a couple salamanders down by the water.". Yeah, so what? The salamander. I dare ya.". I know what you're thinking. That's simply ridiculous. No way is a kid going to eat a living reptile. Mike handed me the salam...
