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Ghetto FOBulous: January 2006

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Monday, January 30, 2006. You're so not money! I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway." -Trent, Swingers. And that pretty much summarizes my weekend. The usual night with the bros turns into an anger/death threats boozefest. And who's the one yelling out obscenities? Yup, this asshole! And if you're one of the guys who had to put up with my crap recently. My apologies. It won't happen again. Posted by Ghetto FOBulous @ 11:29 AM.

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Ghetto FOBulous: October 2006

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006. The Gospel, according to FOB. A letter to the FOBilius from the Haterians,. For God will not have you be a caddish whore. As so, the FOBilius responded,. And why, one free of the chains of female bondage is cast down as a donkey do'er? For insult me do I not cry? Cut me do I not bleed? Be cast back to how nature intended and not be tied to the bonds of man. For I will not be tied down by a woman until thou bringeth, and return my rib which was stolen from me. Yes Ol' Lucifer de...

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Ghetto FOBulous: September 2006

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006. What happened to my whores? You know you're gone from the blog scene for a while and next thing you know your whores run off and stop posting. I think for sure I'm gonna have to choke a bitch. I mean, what am I suppose to do at work now to pass the time now that I can't read those prostitute blogs? These hands are too pretty for manual labor. Or any labor for that matter. Sure Can I write a legit screenplay? And to tell you the truth it's actually fun. Especially when I...

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Ghetto FOBulous: August 2006

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006. Once upon a time there lived a cute little puppy named Raider. He hung out in the land of the Manhattan, playing and sleeping, and then playing again. He had good friends who adored his company and together they lived very happily. These were happy times. Until one day Raider dropped a deuce in front of his friend's door and got kicked in his face! They deep fried his ass, ate him for dinner that night and lived happily ever after. The end! Posted by Ghetto FOBulous @ 9:42 AM.

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Ghetto FOBulous: June 2006

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Monday, June 26, 2006. Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes. Okay, so considering this hot humid weather, this isn't exactly Seasons of Love. But I just saw the movie Rent last night and it got me thinking about how much I really didn't appreciate the musical. Probably because Doogie Howser was playing the lead. but anyway, aside from the good music the movie brings up a good point about the dynamic of a group of friends. So here's my attempt at a solution. Read on. La La La La. Fob: *...

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Ghetto FOBulous: April 2006

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Friday, April 21, 2006. Brokeback Japan part 2. We arrive in Kyoto late that evening. For me, I've been up for almost 24 hours straight and am ready to pass out. But it's alright. I'm on vacation. I don't have to go back to the hell hole of an office for one whole week. Tasting that dim sum with some wasabi dressing. Finally, Tokyo. It's best to do the touristy thing first and then party like a porn star? Or was it rock star? Will Jwang drink too much and throw up as usual? It's time to find out! Not qui...

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Ghetto FOBulous: November 2006

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Http:/ www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html? In article id=419040&in page id=1879. Posted by Ghetto FOBulous @ 10:50 AM. Wednesday, November 22, 2006. Choices come in life. Should I eat a double-double with fries and a shake? Or a salad with light vinaigrette dressing? Should I go buy the latest seasonal clothing line from DKNY? Or buy some new equipment for my photography? Or stay home and save that money for my next investment? So should I turn over a new leaf?

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Ghetto FOBulous: May 2006

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Monday, May 22, 2006. Alright, so it's not so bad. Maybe I was prejudice towards the environment. The crowd here isn't what I'm used to. The things to do and see are different as well. But living out by the beach isn't so bad. In fact, I'm really starting to enjoy it. Life here is something I can adapt to. But I don't think it's necessarily the setting. More a change in mindset. Usually come the weekend I head back to the Heights to go hang out with my family and see my fobby and ghetto friends&#...So to...

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Ghetto FOBulous: February 2006

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Monday, February 27, 2006. Big Money. no whammy! 3 5 12. 16. 34. and the mega is 27. Again, another weekend, another loss. Why I keep playing this? Well, it's because I'm just as much a loser everyone else who plays this. Like you feel guilty for buying Lotto tickets? I don't know what exactly it is, but it feels similar to the first time I bought condoms. Like I'm doing something I shouldn't be doing. I might as well top it off and ask for both together with a bottle of alcohol. Friday, February 24, 2006.