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Comfortably Dumb: September 2007

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I can't explain. You would not understand. This is how I am. Wednesday, September 12, 2007. God's gift to women (with really low standards). I got the job at the paper. I'll write more about it a little later. I think my electricity is about to go out. Gotta love gigantic tropical storms about to crash into your town. I start tomorrow assuming there's still a building left. God's gift to women (with really low standards). Monday, September 10, 2007. God's gift to women (with really low standards).

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Comfortably Dumb: April 2007

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I can't explain. You would not understand. This is how I am. Thursday, April 26, 2007. An apology to a friend. Checking my email earlier, I noticed. That I had been invited to join a myspace. Loss with his passing. I hadn't spoken to him for at least three months before he was killed. And even when I did, it was only a short conversation here or there. We'd drifted so far apart by that time, which was entirely my fault, that his parents. But most importantly, I'm sorry you're gone. Sex turns straight peo...

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Comfortably Dumb: Wish me luck

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I can't explain. You would not understand. This is how I am. Monday, September 10, 2007. I have an interview today for a managing editor job at a newspaper. It kinda came out of nowhere, but I'm pretty excited and a little nervous. I don't know if I'm quite qualified, but we'll see. God's gift to women (with really low standards). Hope it went well. September 10, 2007 at 3:22:00 PM PDT. September 11, 2007 at 7:15:00 AM PDT. God's gift to women (with really low standards). Desperate Common Law Wives.

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Comfortably Dumb: I thought you had the right stuff, Donnie Wahlberg. I guess I was mistaken.

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I can't explain. You would not understand. This is how I am. Monday, July 16, 2007. I thought you had the right stuff, Donnie Wahlberg. I guess I was mistaken. You sit and ask yourself, "what does American need? Maybe a lower unemployment rate? To rid our great country of poverty? Sure, all of those are nice, but what does it really neeeeed. Six simple words, my friends: New Kids on the Block Reunion! And God bless VH. 1 for trying to make this happen. On their series, "Bands Reunited," Aamer. Next, well...

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The Medium Bus: July 2008

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Thursday, July 31, 2008. If only a test existed that could tell me if I'm a huge pussy. Oh wait! I saw this personality quiz. Over at Amelia's blog. That's not her real name, but I think it should be.) I figured I'd go ahead and confirm what we all know. I scored a 17 out of 100 (it's like the SATs. All over again.). This is pretty much what I figured would happen. I'm type B all the way. Type B makes me sound like kind of a poon. But it could also mean that I'm a sensitive lover.ladies. *wink*. I was at...

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The Medium Bus: Sorry, Jimmy

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Saturday, March 14, 2009. ILY, Jimmy.ILY. I guess i never noticed before, but jimmy looks like a 1980's night club owner who may or may not be dabbling in cocaine trafficking. March 14, 2009 at 7:34 PM. March 15, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. My works are like water. The works of the great masters are like wine. But everyone drinks water. From Mark Twain's Notebook, 1885. Desperate Common Law Wives. Try To Keep Up. Writing Quiets The Voices In My Head.

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The Medium Bus: July 2009

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Thursday, July 30, 2009. Hey there, blog friends! Wow, it's been awhile since I've been here. I guess it's time I dust off the ol' e-pen. It appears I've finally. Convinced a girl to go on a date with me. An actual girl this time and not like that one I made out of cans. Ah, Candice. I miss your aluminumy glow. We were having a great time until that homeless man stole you away and sold you for $1.37. Sigh.what could have been. So we're going out this Saturday. I'm going to cook dinner (more on that i...

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The Medium Bus: September 2008

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Friday, September 26, 2008. If I'm ever famous. And they ask me to be on "Dancing With the Stars," I'm going to have to choose a partner besides Julianne Hough. It would be fairly difficult for either of us to dance with my gigantic, perma-boner. Sunday, September 21, 2008. And this little piggy didn't say shit 'cause it was a warning sign of peripheral vascular disease. On Sunday, I was admiring my stunning Wilford Brimley. I did a quick google. It might be diabetes," he replied. Search of diabetes and ...

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The Medium Bus: March 2009

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Friday, March 27, 2009. So awkward am I. So things didn't go quite as planned with the remodel girl. In fact, they went pretty badly. After the initial, "no thanks, I have a boyfriend," debacle, I waited a few days and then decided (with help) that I wasn't taking no for an answer. Well, unless it was "no" twice. Guess what! It was "no" twice! What I perceived to be adorably persistent on my part actually turned out to be "why can't this stupid fuck understand that I have a boyfriend? All was well and go...