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The Awesome Chronicles: Mitcham will be the first stepping stone in the robot uprising.
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Thursday, 5 May 2011. Mitcham will be the first stepping stone in the robot uprising. I'm big, I'll be the first to admit it, I thought it was such an unfair advantage having such a huge penis and being so handsome I decided to gain weight, to give everyone else a chance. But I'm fairly active, I try and keep busy, I do alot. My only solace was a wistful black man. But the other 2 were what pissed me off. I'm all for progress, but these machine are just mak...
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The Awesome Chronicles: "Let's face it, we're never really gonna be friends"
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Saturday, 2 July 2011. Let's face it, we're never really gonna be friends". So, I've moved to the illustrious Reigate, which is a strange place, it's quiet and the people are nice, I have to go all the way pack to Mitcham for a £3 prostitute. I don't have any friends here, which is new for me, being the social magnet I am, I'm used to being surrounded by people which admire and respect me for my intellectual and athletic prowess. Me: You added me on facebook.
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The Awesome Chronicles: Berlin, Prince and Thai food.
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Wednesday, 7 December 2011. Berlin, Prince and Thai food. OK, I admit, recently I have been lazy, but I've been really really busy recently. So, new plans, I should fill you in. I'm moving to Berlin, based solely on someone telling me how awesome and cheap it is out there, I plan on flying out April 1st. I decided to post my intentions here, so if I don't go through with it people can laugh at me and call me a failure (more than they do normally anyway).
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The Awesome Chronicles: July 2011
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Saturday, 2 July 2011. Let's face it, we're never really gonna be friends". So, I've moved to the illustrious Reigate, which is a strange place, it's quiet and the people are nice, I have to go all the way pack to Mitcham for a £3 prostitute. I don't have any friends here, which is new for me, being the social magnet I am, I'm used to being surrounded by people which admire and respect me for my intellectual and athletic prowess. Me: You added me on facebook.
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The Awesome Chronicles: Manning bar.
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Tuesday, 17 May 2011. Well, I have found employment, and again I've taken on the role as handsome barman. Working in a pub's OK, You meet colourful characters, work with some great people and even learn tricks like charging ugly girls more for their drinks so the pretty ones think theirs are cheaper. Luckily, Jack's here to guide you on becoming and ace barman in a few simple steps. Part 1. Establish the fact you work here now. My side of the street, 2007.
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The Awesome Chronicles: November 2010
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Wednesday, 17 November 2010. Calling all Vets, Doctors, Scientists, the Japanese and Anne Rice. Due to my unemployment I've been wondering a few things, I've come to a few conclusions of my own which I'd like to share but I have a few that I need answers for, so great minds of the world unite, and read my blog. 1 If squids have 2 hearts, do they love Phil Collins twice as much? 2 Can vampires get erections? Here's my theory, After years spent of not being a...
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The Awesome Chronicles: Holy fuck-up Batman!
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Tuesday, 31 May 2011. So, I've never really been a fan of Smallville, I watched it occasionally when it first started and watched the odd episode where there was another hero involved, but a week or so ago was the Series Finale so I thought I should watch. It was so bad it made me want to remove my Superman Tattoo with a cheese grater and blood sacrifice my comics to Alan Moore. He'd be SO up for it. It doesn't make sense how these get fucked up,. Well, as ...
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The Awesome Chronicles: June 2010
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Saturday, 19 June 2010. Women actually get away with this? OK, so, on a Friday after work it's the same thing, Greggs (2 sausage rolls), Primark (Socks etc), and CEX for games. So, as usual Get my sausage rolls and head into Primark and get my gear, as I'm queuing one of the check out people was taking his title a little seriously and was checking out the main man if you catch my drift. 1 The homosexual community god damn love me. 2 I'm a god damn whore.
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The Awesome Chronicles: February 2011
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A guide for people who want to be more like me. Monday, 28 February 2011. Day 15: Your favourite Tumblr. I don't know what a Tumblr is, upon some half arsed research last night, I decided I didn't want anything to do with it. It looks like blogging for slow people. Let me ask you, what's more simple than my blog? It's just words and a few poorly sized pictures. If you want to share Some stupid video of some retarded baby laughing or a GIF of Bill Cosby wearing a fucking hat, Keep that shit to facebook.
