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Timepass Moongfali: February 2008
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Sunday, February 24, 2008. Lost in the Translation. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.". In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.". In the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases.".
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Timepass Moongfali: English Subtitles in Hong Kong Films
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Sunday, February 24, 2008. English Subtitles in Hong Kong Films. 1 I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2 Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3 Gun wounds again? 4 Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5 A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. 6 Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! 7 Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. 8 Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? 9 Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. Subscribe to: P...
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Timepass Moongfali: Things We Take 50 Years To Learn
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Sunday, February 24, 2008. Things We Take 50 Years To Learn. 1 The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2 You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe. 3 You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 4 The most powerful force in the universe is: gossip. To de...
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Timepass Moongfali: January 2007
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Sunday, January 28, 2007. What Not To Say To A Cop. 1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2 Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on. 3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me! 5 I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. 7 You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you? 8 I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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Timepass Moongfali: Resume Blunders
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Monday, June 16, 2008. From actual resumes as reported by Fortune magazine). I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.". I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms". Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.". Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.". Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.". Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.". Marital status: often. Children: various.". Signs Yo...
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Timepass Moongfali: April 2007
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Sunday, April 15, 2007. Real Product Warning Labels. On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap - "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how? On some Swanson frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On an Ame...
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Timepass Moongfali: Computer Humor
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Friday, August 01, 2008. What does a baby computer call his father? What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI. The information went data way - - - -. BREAKFAST.COM Halted.Cereal Port Not Responding. C: Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner! Southern DOS: Y'all reckon?
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Timepass Moongfali: June 2008
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Monday, June 16, 2008. You Might Be a Physics Student If. You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division. You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force.". You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator. You always do homework on Friday nights. You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water. Posted by Ambuj Saxena. If a young...
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Timepass Moongfali: Lost in the Translation
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Sunday, February 24, 2008. Lost in the Translation. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.". In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.". In the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases.".
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Timepass Moongfali: September 2009
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A collection of humourous and timepass stuff. Saturday, September 05, 2009. Quotes from the Political Sector. I resent your insinuendoes.". No man is an Ireland.". If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same.". We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.". If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.". We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.". Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it.". These n...