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Vote Attila the Hun for EmperorWeapons of the Battlefield. Weapons of Mass Promotion. Weapons of Mass Hysteria. War, Booty, Kin. This empire needs a nappy change! Something's foul in the land of Denmark. And Aaargh! Kansas stinks as well. It's like the world is one big funeral pyre that hasn't yet been lit. Or, to put it in the nicest possible way, this empire needs a nappy change! Every word you use is wrong! Too make things more fair to uneducated dyslexic aliens, the entire language will be remade from scratch.
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